RAY...
24-05-2003, 16:51
Sheila the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor.
Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled, Bruce! Bruce!
Bruce, her husband, came running in.
Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor, she said.
Strewth! Bruce said, and he tried to pull her up - with no success. You're stuck fast, girl. I'll go across the road and get me mate Bluey.
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
No way. We cant do it, Bluey said. Lets try Plan B.
Plan B !! exclaimed Bruce. Whats that ?
I'll go home and get me hammer and chisel, and we'll break the tiles under her, replied Bluey.
Spot on, Bruce said. While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits.?
Play with her tits? Bluey said. Not exactly a good time for that, mate!
No, Bruce replied. But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive
Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled, Bruce! Bruce!
Bruce, her husband, came running in.
Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor, she said.
Strewth! Bruce said, and he tried to pull her up - with no success. You're stuck fast, girl. I'll go across the road and get me mate Bluey.
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
No way. We cant do it, Bluey said. Lets try Plan B.
Plan B !! exclaimed Bruce. Whats that ?
I'll go home and get me hammer and chisel, and we'll break the tiles under her, replied Bluey.
Spot on, Bruce said. While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits.?
Play with her tits? Bluey said. Not exactly a good time for that, mate!
No, Bruce replied. But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive