Luke
23-05-2003, 13:35
A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to
sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and
won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!"
The co-pilot tells the cabin boy called Stuart that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who
won't listen to reason.
Stuart says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I've shagged hundreds of blondes. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm Sorry, " and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss, with which Stuart replies "I told her
First Class isn't going to London."
Not my material, so hope it hasn't been posted before?
Luke
:wave:
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to
sit in the back.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and
won't move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!"
The co-pilot tells the cabin boy called Stuart that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who
won't listen to reason.
Stuart says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I've shagged hundreds of blondes. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm Sorry, " and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss, with which Stuart replies "I told her
First Class isn't going to London."
Not my material, so hope it hasn't been posted before?
Luke
:wave: