Tangers
21-05-2003, 20:57
just got this via email long but amusing :)
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This is brilliant Every Man should read, and every woman should heed!!!
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus
thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head
and women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual
desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words
"I do".
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dreads.She explains that I'm obviously not in tune with her emotional needs as
a "Woman". I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realise that nothing
is going to happen that night, so I go to sleep. The very next day we went shopping at a big department store...walked around while she tried on three very expensive
outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I say OK. And then we go to the Jewellery Dept. where she gets set of diamond earrings. Let me tell
you ...she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she
cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she
said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you
to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like
she was going to kill me, I added, "You obviously are not in tune with my financial needs as a "Man."
I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the
spring of 2005.
_____________________________________
This is brilliant Every Man should read, and every woman should heed!!!
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus
thing. And, I never have figured out why men think with their head
and women with their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual
desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words
"I do".
One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dreads.She explains that I'm obviously not in tune with her emotional needs as
a "Woman". I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realise that nothing
is going to happen that night, so I go to sleep. The very next day we went shopping at a big department store...walked around while she tried on three very expensive
outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I say OK. And then we go to the Jewellery Dept. where she gets set of diamond earrings. Let me tell
you ...she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she
cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she
said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you
to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like
she was going to kill me, I added, "You obviously are not in tune with my financial needs as a "Man."
I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the
spring of 2005.