View Full Version : Oh God another onslaught of Big Brother!
BanjoMaster
21-05-2003, 18:41
Jesus! When is the viewing public going to wake up and see that this shite rots your brain? I don't want to put up with another collection of attention seeking twats squabbling and sulking their way through twelve weeks or so of complete nonactivity!
Shiite aint it, problem is the g/f loves these reality w4nk programs, if she doesn't get to watch them I get the cold shoulder in the bedroom (moody cow!) :cry: :|
sounds familiar :rolleyes:
Dave
BanjoMaster
21-05-2003, 18:50
Yeah I wouldn't complain otherwise. So glad I don't have E4 or it would be on 24/7! Why do women love this stuff?
Not interested in this (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=42119) then :)
I'm lucky the wife hates that sort of crap, but she likes top gear etc:)
Craig David
21-05-2003, 22:40
Yep. G/f loves big brother. Why?
Yet she hates the news.
I think it's cos they're stupid.
The only decent reality TV in ages was 'Wife swap'.
I feel like a social reject for not liking this shit! Everyone at work talks about it, when you go out you're mates (usually thier g/f's) talk about it. I've tried to watch it in the past but it was too shit to watch. What can I do?
Dunc.
big brother and modded shit 1.0 litre cars go hand in hand for me... utter shite
oh bloody hell... its all crap... the first was milding interesting since they really didn't know what the impact was. since then, its a self promotion exercise.
Its a shame i'm not a black gay fascist jew in a wheelchair with dyslexia, then I could definately get on there... :rolleyes:
Originally posted by BanjoMaster
Yeah I wouldn't complain otherwise. So glad I don't have E4 or it would be on 24/7! Why do women love this stuff?
Not all Women ta muchly!!
Dunc, I know exactly what you mean. I'm already a bit of a social outcast at work (aside from being the Manager o'course..hehe) because I don't watch the soaps, reality TV (I did watch the last series of Survivor tho'..I'll confess to that) or changing room 'esque programmes. It amazes me that people watch such sh!te but then to spend the best part of a mornin' or an evening out talking about it??!! The Men in our office are equally as bad as the Women tho' I have to say.
And can you believe that not one person I work with watches/watched The Office. Total class. Comedy genius :notworthy. Go figure?!
Yeah, it's all complete shite, and I don't care if everyone else is talking about it and 'm not 'cos I can just know I'm better than them :p :D :D :D
Originally posted by wannabeP1chick
And can you believe that not one person I work with watches/watched The Office. Total class. Comedy genius :notworthy. Go figure?!
Some people have got their proirites all wrong! To be fair to the people at my work shows like The Office and a show called "Still Game" (Scot only) get talked about too. But the talk soon turns to Big Brother etc. :cry:
Don't know whether it's good or bad. Never watched it or any of the other 'reality' progs :tosser:
gaz.thomas
22-05-2003, 10:09
Yup. Even my otherwise perfectly sane friends are totally hooked on this utter sh1te. I was treated like a social pariah for suggesting that watching 'the salon' was akin to being one of those people that hangs around the local barber shop without ever getting their hair cut.
TV pandering to the lowest common denominator again.
Gaz
-x-
IMO, it sums up how sad some peoples lives are? But there must be more to it than that because even people that don't lead sad lifes (no more so than mine anyway!) are hooked as well :confused:
I suspect sinster hypnotic technology at work :| :| :|
I went to visit my bird a while back - she lives at uni with 3 other girls :)
Got in from a hard day at work, had to walk over the offie to get some beer, got back, skinned one, then settled down to watch a bit of telly ...................
I have blanked most of what happened that night from my mind, but it went:
The Salon :eek:
Emmerdale :|
Eastenders :|
Corrie :eek:
Some ****ing lame reality programme about single mothers or something :rolleyes:
Docu about some tart who wanted bigger tits :cry:
And all this while the footie was on :eek: :eek: :eek:
After this I swore I would never visit her again :|
I would rather stand in a pit of starving lions with rattlesnakes round their necks, while simultaneously running my cobblers through a mangle, chewing a nitric acid laced thistle bush, rubbing lemons in my eyes and insulting an entire rugby teams mothers while wearing nothing but a barbed wire thong thats three sizes too small than watch THE ****ING SALON!!!!
Craig David
22-05-2003, 12:08
I would rather stand in a pit of starving lions with rattlesnakes round their necks, while simultaneously running my cobblers through a mangle, chewing a nitric acid laced thistle bush, rubbing lemons in my eyes and insulting an entire rugby teams mothers while wearing nothing but a barbed wire thong thats three sizes too small than watch THE ****ING SALON!!!! [/B][/QUOTE]
True
Althought I don't like football either:eek:
I quite like BigBrother.
/WILDCARD gets coat.
You're not a fan of it then doc?
BanjoMaster
22-05-2003, 12:16
Originally posted by docwra
THE ****ING SALON!!!!
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo...........
I'd rather have my testicles bitten off by angry badgers than watch this feculence!
Craig David
22-05-2003, 12:18
Originally posted by WILDCARD
I quite like BigBrother.
/WILDCARD gets coat.
The first Big Brother was ok as it was 'fresh'.
There was a great moment in the second one when that little scouser won and came out of the house and his mother came and hugged him. She didn't realise he had a mic on and the first thing she said was; "Everyone fookin' loves yer Craig".
As a top tv moment it almost equaled the guy who won "Stars in their Eyes" as Chris DeBurgh and as he 'sung the show out' the REAL Chris De Burgh appeared behind him, joining in the song. Plus the contestant looked more like Garth of Waynes World than Chris De Burgh.
Sheer televisual magic.
Originally posted by Craig David
There was a great moment in the second one
An entire series and one great moment, nuff said :p
Originally posted by Hotrod
Shiite aint it, problem is the g/f loves these reality w4nk programs, if she doesn't get to watch them I get the cold shoulder in the bedroom (moody cow!) :cry: :|
I'm not alone then!
:cry: :cry:
Originally posted by dunc
You're not a fan of it then doc?
I dont mind it ................
**** me no - Id also rather castrate myself with a wooden spoon after impregnating my own grandmother, two angry wild boar and receiving oral sex from a Rottweiler that hadnt eaten in two months.
After this is I would then travel to mosside wearing nothing but a rolex that was surgically attached to one of my legs and a sign saying "Target Practice - here". Id also have to admit my undying love for The Undertaker by attempting to kiss him rather than watch any more of that shyte.
Big Brother is OK, but the bits where they blank out what the people are saying also drive me to the above extremes. :)
Craig David
22-05-2003, 14:14
Originally posted by Mbowler
I'm not alone then!
:cry: :cry:
Ahh, the 'three day poisonous silence'.
Yep, I get it too.
I Quote:
>> Big Brother's secret disco <<
Big Brother 4 starts this week, and there
are new efforts to liven up the format.
This year, the BB house has a secret wall which
leads to a bar and club. When the inmates win
a special challenge and drinks prize, the wall
will be opened and the housemates will be
served by guest "celebrities".
Sounds ****ing ace doesn't it?
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
it's cheap shite
reality TV isn't reality, like schrodingers (sp?) cat.
I wish ppl would realise that and concentrate on the REALITY of issues. War, disease, famine, social inequality, social injustice.
You want reality TV - watch the ferking news.
However, my nads are off limits to badgers...
It really annoys me, the fact that they expect us to watch a load of idiots in a house I can live with, but the really annoying part is that they switch off the sound and sometimes the pictures every time they do anything interesting!!?? WTF? As if it's not boring enough to watch THEY DON'T EVEN SHOW THE GOOD BITS
shadowninja
23-05-2003, 11:24
Big Bother. A reason for going out on a Friday night.
People watch it because they lack imagination. Or they lead boring lives. Sorry for whoever said they like it. Just can't see what the attraction is. 12 nobodies locked in a house to interact? So what?
You want interactive reality TV? Tell your wife/gf you're having an affair. Or that you fancy the next door neighbour... Or his/her mum/dad etc :D Or tell a good friend you're starting to have feelings for them.
I have an idea for a reality TV programme: 10 reality TV programme producers locked in a house and they have to design a reality TV programme. :rolleyes:
Has it dawned on anyone else that WE'RE all talking about Big Brother which I imagine is kinda what the producers of this broadcast want! :D They're drawing us in...we must fight it...don't head towards the light...:eek:
Originally posted by shadowninja
I have an idea for a reality TV programme: 10 reality TV programme producers locked in a house and we get to vote which one burns alive slowly infront of the others, the winner gets to drink neat acid infront of the viewers until they slowly melt into a pile of human goo.. thus removing them all from he gene pool.. sorted :rolleyes:
I'd watch yeagers one no probs :thumbs:
The first Big Brother was not too bad - purely because the people in it had NO idea how famous they were, for all they know nobody was watching.
Once it's been done once it's no longer the same show - it now consists of 12 random brainless superficial self obsessed ****s, who just weren't quick enough to get on the absoulte pile of sh*te that is 'club reps' or 'bar wars'. They're all in it for their own self interest (not the social experiment the first was), and I would not give any of them the time of day.
Soon they'll start shagging in the house, it's only a matter of time before some dozy slappers make it on and decide to make themselves famous overnight - if only they realised how it made them look to the rest of us... I'd spit on them in the street for being so superficial. Why would anyone want to watch it? Why not just open your window and stare outside. THAT is reality. REality is often dull, but can be exciting... It's what YOU make it, and if you want to make it sitting in your lounge watching brainless sh*t on the telly, then your 'reality' is far less interesting than mine... :p
I HATE THAT SH*T :mad:
Originally posted by shadowninja
I have an idea for a reality TV programme: 10 reality TV programme producers locked in a house and they have to design a reality TV programme. :rolleyes:
PMSL!!! :D :D :D
Oh, and all reality TV programmes suck too...!! :sleep:
shadowninja
23-05-2003, 12:40
Originally posted by wannabeP1chick
Has it dawned on anyone else that WE'RE all talking about Big Brother which I imagine is kinda what the producers of this broadcast want! :D They're drawing us in...we must fight it...don't head towards the light...:eek:
hehe dooont go into the liiiight....iiiiii cannnnt hellllp it!
anyhow I'm saying how crap it is, i'm not subconciously making a note to watch it! in fact thank fvck my wife's left me or i'd be forced to watch it, as well as eastenders, corrie, emmerdale, etc etc etc :mad: How about watching me for some reality TV, trying to figure out whether I should watch Have I Got News For You or Friends (both on at 9.30 thanks to Bollox Bother). Hmm.
Originally posted by shadowninja
hehe dooont go into the liiiight....iiiiii cannnnt hellllp it!
anyhow I'm saying how crap it is, i'm not subconciously making a note to watch it! in fact thank fvck my wife's left me or i'd be forced to watch it, as well as eastenders, corrie, emmerdale, etc etc etc :mad: How about watching me for some reality TV, trying to figure out whether I should watch Have I Got News For You or Friends (both on at 9.30 thanks to Bollox Bother). Hmm.
Dammit. I'll not be in which means I'm gonna have to record Friends and miss (MISS!!!) Have I got...:cry: Oh great, Channel 4 schedule is gonna be all out of wak for the next 12 weeks then?
Originally posted by JackaL
I'd spit on them in the street for being so superficial.
Nice one :thumbs:
There was a program on last night (C5) about how some of the ex-BB's couldn't even walk the streets! Ace! I felt guilty for watching it but it was kind of anti-BB if you know what I mean?
Gutted to have to choose between Friends and HIGNFY :cry:
Dunc.
Originally posted by JackaL
The first Big Brother was not too bad - purely because the people in it had NO idea how famous they were, for all they know nobody was watching.
Once it's been done once it's no longer the same show - it now consists of 12 random brainless superficial self obsessed ****s, who just weren't quick enough to get on the absoulte pile of sh*te that is 'club reps' or 'bar wars'. They're all in it for their own self interest (not the social experiment the first was), and I would not give any of them the time of day.
Soon they'll start shagging in the house, it's only a matter of time before some dozy slappers make it on and decide to make themselves famous overnight - if only they realised how it made them look to the rest of us... I'd spit on them in the street for being so superficial. Why would anyone want to watch it? Why not just open your window and stare outside. THAT is reality. REality is often dull, but can be exciting... It's what YOU make it, and if you want to make it sitting in your lounge watching brainless sh*t on the telly, then your 'reality' is far less interesting than mine... :p
I HATE THAT SH*T :mad:
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
BanjoMaster
23-05-2003, 16:36
The thing that always amazes me the most is the fact that they do absolutely nothing day in day out, and people are still glued to the box! You can also look forward to your friendly tabloids swamping you with 'exclusive' stories of how one of the cast has a particular sexually-transmitted infection or was mildly attracted to his own sister as a teenager or other such nonsense.
Bah!
aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddyyyy yyyyyyyy ??
:D:D
Originally posted by yeager
aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddyyyy yyyyyyyy ??
:D:D
You've hit the booze a bit early tonight???? ;)
Originally posted by JackaL
You've hit the booze a bit early tonight???? ;)
lol, i was making the SXOC call for fogmeister the shit thread killer... *HAIL FOGGY*
was hoping he might put this Big Brother talk into the past, so we can move on :)
Originally posted by yeager
so we can move on :)
You think there's anything better to do at 4.45 on a Friday afternoon...
Do tell! :) :) ;)
Originally posted by JackaL
You think there's anything better to do at 4.45 on a Friday afternoon...
Do tell! :) :) ;)
games.yahoo.co.uk
me and Toby playing Pool :)
gaz.thomas
23-05-2003, 16:47
When the 'celebrity' version was on a while back one of the lads at work claimed to have watched Les Dennis (celebrity :rolleyes: ) sleep for twenty minutes before coming to work.
What is wrong with these fcuking people?????
Gaz
-x-
Originally posted by yeager
games.yahoo.co.uk
me and Toby playing Pool :)
Good point...
...but I still think there's some enjoyment to be had ripping it out of Big Brother ;)
Craig David
23-05-2003, 20:58
It's on now..HELP...HELP
BanjoMaster
23-05-2003, 21:19
I'm going to shoot myself. There is no escape.
:cry:
Craig David
23-05-2003, 21:26
At least one person isn't watching. I recon most of them are now...maybe under protest.
BanjoMaster
23-05-2003, 21:32
Yeah with the gun of female sulky silence held to their temple :D
I only know it's on because my comp's in the living room and my girlfriend's watching it. I've already had to leave the room twice to avoid saying something I probably shouldn't...
While she watches that shit, I get to surf, and she doesn't notice how long i've sat infront of this computer...
Fair deal:thumbs:
oh ffs
none of them are even cute
lock 12 gorgous ppl in a room for 12 weeks and ill be there. 12 jawdroppingly gorgous OhMyGod ppl
but them... ffs
you fool, you actually watched it.. ffs... i ahve lost faith in you
YOU starionman !!!
He has to watch it or they will take away his gay card ;) :D
Originally posted by Wak
He has to watch it or they will take away his gay card ;) :D
Sorry but irrespective of his preference of sexual partner me thought this lad had some sense... turn if off man !!
Cheech and Chong Nice Dreams is on Paramount right now... :thumbs:
Originally posted by yeager
Sorry but irrespective of his preference of sexual partner me thought this lad had some sense... turn if off man !!
:rolleyes: :D :D :D :rolleyes:
I hope you didn't get the wrong end of the stick, I was only joking about the gay card.
One of mates is gay and he watches nothing else when BB is on, even staying up late to watch them asleep :rolleyes:
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