Missy
21-05-2003, 17:18
The Classifieds
If you see this describing a man, here's what it really means:
40-ish - 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic - Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking - Unusual hair growth on ears, nose,& back
Educated - Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit - Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first - As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun - Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking - Arrogant
Honest - Pathological Liar
Huggable - Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle - Insecure, overly dependent
Mature - Until you get to know him
Open-minded - Wants to sleep with your sister
Physically fit - I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet - Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual - Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable - Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful - Says "please" when demanding a beer
If you see this describing a man, here's what it really means:
40-ish - 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic - Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Average looking - Unusual hair growth on ears, nose,& back
Educated - Will always treat you like an idiot
Free Spirit - Sleeps with your sister
Friendship first - As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun - Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking - Arrogant
Honest - Pathological Liar
Huggable - Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle - Insecure, overly dependent
Mature - Until you get to know him
Open-minded - Wants to sleep with your sister
Physically fit - I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
Poet - Has written on a bathroom stall
Spiritual - Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
Stable - Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful - Says "please" when demanding a beer