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SandyP
21-05-2003, 15:48
Proof that Women are like Orange Juice Cartons!

1) They come in all shapes & sizes!

2) The juice inside usually tastes sweet!

and

3) No matter how hard you try, you always have trouble getting the flaps to open

:D
BanjoMaster
21-05-2003, 15:50
Classy...











Just kidding :D
Missy
21-05-2003, 17:08
Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Harvey replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

"She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!'"
ART
21-05-2003, 20:03
Originally posted by wannabeP1chick
Proof that Women are like Orange Juice Cartons!
2) The juice inside usually tastes sweet!


Dunno if this is supposed to be taken literally, but I would say that in Women the juice tastes more like fishy or salty than sweet. :D

Q: How do you know that a chick has water in her lungs?
A: When you squeeze her titties, her knickers get wet. ;)
jibber
21-05-2003, 20:24
Proof that Women are like empty Orange Juice Cartons!
because you want to stamp on them, and make em go BANG!!
:thumbs:
ART
21-05-2003, 20:54
No no, that's why Women are like stamps: You lick them, you stick them, and then you send them away. :D
jibber
21-05-2003, 21:01
i'll have you know, that sounds a bit sexist.....
dunc
21-05-2003, 21:05
Originally posted by wannabeP1chick
Proof that Women are like Orange Juice Cartons!

1) They come in all shapes & sizes!

2) The juice inside usually tastes sweet!

and

3) No matter how hard you try, you always have trouble getting the flaps to open

:D

Some people just have no respect for women :rolleyes: ;)
ART
21-05-2003, 21:56
Originally posted by jibber
i'll have you know, that sounds a bit sexist.....

NOOOOOOOO! Couldn't possibly! I never say anything sexist and I'm by no means a chauvinist! :D :D :D

;)
Kanes
21-05-2003, 23:25
if women are sugar and spice and all things nice..........how come they all still taste of fish? :o
Leon
21-05-2003, 23:27
don't you mean that by the time you get to the bottem, they are all
"CONCENTRATE..."

;)