Simon
19-05-2003, 15:50
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
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> > Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
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> > Woman: Oh, I see.
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> > Officer: Can I see your license please?
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> > Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
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> > Officer: Don't have one?
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> > Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
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> > Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
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> > Woman: I can't do that.
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> > Officer: Why not?
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> > Woman: I stole this car.
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> > Officer: Stole it?
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> > Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
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> > Officer: You what?
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> > Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
> to
> > see.
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> > The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
> > calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman and
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> > a senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn
> gun.
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> > Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
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> > Woman: Is there a problem sir?
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> > Officer 2: The officer told me that you stole this car and murdered
> the
> > owner.
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> > Woman: Murdered the owner?
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> > Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
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> > The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
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> > Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
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> > Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
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> > The officer is quite stunned.
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> > Officer 2: The officer claims that you do not have a driver's
> license.
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> > The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
> hands
> > It to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
> examines
> > the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: I must admit, ma'am, that I'm confused; the officer told
me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you
murdered the owner.
Woman: I suppose the lying b*stard told you I was speeding, too.
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> >
> > Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
> >
> >
> > Woman: Oh, I see.
> >
> >
> > Officer: Can I see your license please?
> >
> >
> > Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
> >
> >
> > Officer: Don't have one?
> >
> >
> > Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
> >
> >
> > Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
> >
> >
> > Woman: I can't do that.
> >
> >
> > Officer: Why not?
> >
> >
> > Woman: I stole this car.
> >
> >
> > Officer: Stole it?
> >
> >
> > Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
> >
> >
> > Officer: You what?
> >
> >
> > Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
> to
> > see.
> >
> >
> > The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
> > calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman and
>
> > a senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn
> gun.
> >
> >
> > Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
> >
> >
> > Woman: Is there a problem sir?
> >
> >
> > Officer 2: The officer told me that you stole this car and murdered
> the
> > owner.
> >
> >
> > Woman: Murdered the owner?
> >
> >
> > Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
> >
> >
> > The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
> >
> >
> > Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
> >
> >
> > Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
> >
> >
> > The officer is quite stunned.
> >
> >
> > Officer 2: The officer claims that you do not have a driver's
> license.
> >
> >
> > The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
> hands
> > It to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
> examines
> > the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: I must admit, ma'am, that I'm confused; the officer told
me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you
murdered the owner.
Woman: I suppose the lying b*stard told you I was speeding, too.