piehound
16-05-2003, 22:38
a guys is in bed with his wife and he says
"bloody hell love its a bit big down there any chance of getting made a bit tighter"
she repies well ok then.
a week later they agree to pay to go to a private hospital and get some slack taken out for 7k
after the op the wife wakes up and looks to the bedside table and on it are 3 bunches of flowers.
"what are they for she asks"
"well darling that bunch is off me for all the hassle you went through"
"and what about the other "she says
he repies "well thats off the sugeon as he can now get the 7k conservatory he wants"
"and what about the other 1?"
"well says the husband thats from a guy in the burns unit , he would like to thank you for his new ears "
sorry guys couldnt help meself lol
pieman
"bloody hell love its a bit big down there any chance of getting made a bit tighter"
she repies well ok then.
a week later they agree to pay to go to a private hospital and get some slack taken out for 7k
after the op the wife wakes up and looks to the bedside table and on it are 3 bunches of flowers.
"what are they for she asks"
"well darling that bunch is off me for all the hassle you went through"
"and what about the other "she says
he repies "well thats off the sugeon as he can now get the 7k conservatory he wants"
"and what about the other 1?"
"well says the husband thats from a guy in the burns unit , he would like to thank you for his new ears "
sorry guys couldnt help meself lol
pieman