tim rome
16-05-2003, 18:42
A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
> "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
> "Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the
> railway? Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied
> to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free
and
>
> took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored
big
>
> time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything; me
on
>
> top, from behind, sometimes her on top!"
> "Fantastic,"exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?"
>
>
> "I dunno, I never found her head."
> "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
> "Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the
> railway? Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied
> to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free
and
>
> took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored
big
>
> time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything; me
on
>
> top, from behind, sometimes her on top!"
> "Fantastic,"exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?"
>
>
> "I dunno, I never found her head."