Amdathlonuk
15-05-2003, 21:33
I stopped at a local garage the other day and notice a guy on the opposite pump filling up his new Mini Cooper S, looking around and making sure that he was being watched with his Super new car.
I mean this guy looked Sooooooooooo SMUG..:mad:
Anyway the following conversation entailed while queueing to pay for fuel....
ME: Hi mate, That your mini out there?
Him: Yeah, (Looks smug again) is that your *thing* out there?
Me: Yeah, it's only a 2.0L........What's under the bonnet then?
Him: Oh, it's a 1.6..........SUPERCHARGED (shouts, so other people can hear further up the queue)
Me: Ah, thought it was quite nippy, had a little tussle with one on the way home from work the other night.
Him: Not suprised he beat you, they've got 163BHp (rather loudly again)
Me: Oh, he didn't beat me, I've got about 250Bhp under there as it's a twin turbo (Oops, forgot to tell him earlier), he stayed with me till about 60Mph then I left him for dead, I was only toying anyway...;)
Him: Oh.....(turns round and faces the counter)
Me: Mwhahahahahahahahha!!!!!! :D :D :D (and about 3 people in the queue)
SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR BUYING A MINI......!!!!!
F.A.O. RIPPER.
You wanna hear her now....;) Cat removed and a straight though exhaust with a 5.5 inch exit.. the exhaust only has one box, THE BACK ONE!!!
:finger:
I mean this guy looked Sooooooooooo SMUG..:mad:
Anyway the following conversation entailed while queueing to pay for fuel....
ME: Hi mate, That your mini out there?
Him: Yeah, (Looks smug again) is that your *thing* out there?
Me: Yeah, it's only a 2.0L........What's under the bonnet then?
Him: Oh, it's a 1.6..........SUPERCHARGED (shouts, so other people can hear further up the queue)
Me: Ah, thought it was quite nippy, had a little tussle with one on the way home from work the other night.
Him: Not suprised he beat you, they've got 163BHp (rather loudly again)
Me: Oh, he didn't beat me, I've got about 250Bhp under there as it's a twin turbo (Oops, forgot to tell him earlier), he stayed with me till about 60Mph then I left him for dead, I was only toying anyway...;)
Him: Oh.....(turns round and faces the counter)
Me: Mwhahahahahahahahha!!!!!! :D :D :D (and about 3 people in the queue)
SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR BUYING A MINI......!!!!!
F.A.O. RIPPER.
You wanna hear her now....;) Cat removed and a straight though exhaust with a 5.5 inch exit.. the exhaust only has one box, THE BACK ONE!!!
:finger: