new micra

[Chris]

soz if his been posted b4 but i just saw an advert for the new micra ----- fecking hideous almost sums it up :eek: :eek:

[Phil L]

you mean the one D bought...its been out ages, where have you been??

...stuck under a car or summat... :p ;)

[Chris]

dunno if its the type that d bought , just seen the ad on telly ( dont get to watch telly much , nearest electrical socket is about 20 miles away lol)

[Phil L]

is this the little blighter?

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/F%20u11blood/dmicrasig.jpg

[Chris]

Originally posted by Phil L
is this the little blighter?

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/F%20u11blood/dmicrasig.jpg

nah thats definitely not d :p :p :p might be his car tho :D :D :D

seriously tho i think the one in the ad was green ( i hate green )

chris now waits for tom jones jokes :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Johnny]

Are you guys blind ???

That car is a work of art compared to the old shape Micra ... at least you could be seen in that as opposed to the only way I would get in the old micra would be if I was 50 years older and had blue washed hair.



Lets take the piss out of a deserving car ..... the Fiat Punto ..... who the hell put the pedals in ..... they are soooo close together, you need size 1 feet to drive safely without touching 2 pedals at a time.

Clearly if penis size and feet size are related then to drive the punto you need to be a girl ..... or a seriously misshapen feller

Just plain plain dangerous .... fortunately the engines are so inadequate, my press the brake and accelerator simultaneously wasnot to disasterous ........ but to sum it up ....... I would swap this sh1t peice fiat hire car for that Micra ANYDAY !!!!!

[D]

:p

[Leon]

Originally posted by Johnny
Are you guys blind ???

Lets take the piss out of a deserving car ..... the Fiat Punto ..... who the hell put the pedals in ..... they are soooo close together, you need size 1 feet to drive safely without touching 2 pedals at a time.




Never mind the Punto - the pug 206cc. Not only did I get the roof to break, but I almost managed to put it into service station crash barriers at 75mph since I couldn't actually find the microscopic brake pedal :mad:
Plus, the ferker ruined my DMs by having the steering rack literally on top of the clutch pedal :mad: chewed right into the leather.