snoring

[mikegsi]

do any of you lot have any problems with snoring, personally i dont think i do, but our lass says that i definately have!! (mind i do occasionally wake myself up with it sometimes!)

the reason im asking is i wanna know what tactics your other halves use to stop you....
our lass used to thump me in the arm, slap my head, pinch me, and other various things that hurt.. but when i was asleep, thats it, out for the count, never stirred, so she would end up going in the spare room.

however she has now got a new tactic, discovered after watching a program on bravo about botty sex. the first time she did it i almost fell out of bed, damn.

any of you got any ideas so that i can ask her to try them first rather than sticking her finger somewhere unpleasant???:o
please.....

[yeager]

:eek:

i can't really comment on your blatant ability to be so open with the community at large, therefore all i can say is...

:eek:

[thejames]

RE. Sig: "i havent been declared insane.....yet!!"

Perhaps now's the time... :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Leon]

:eek:

I have BIG problems with snoring. The neighbours are like pigs in truffle season - esp at 2am.

Current thoughts include screaming like a ghoul or wiring the Stereo up in my bedroom so the max sound is transmitted through teh walls and hitting Rammstein's "Adios" VERY loud for 2 second intervals at irregular moments throughout the night :mad:

[Tenman]

PMSL trust a women to find a way to make you do something about it