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docwra
09-05-2003, 14:07
One of the many ;) :rolleyes:

Anyway, was walking through town when I noticed this blonde creature walking on the other side of the road to me. Looked over and its Sophie - one of the most gorgeous birds Ive ever met, never mind pulled ................ :cool:
You might as well wear a "All blokes stop what you doing and imagine my woman naked" neon sign walking into a pub or something with her :D
Anyway, shes gone off a bit - made me feel quite good about myself :)
On second thoughts, so have I prolly :rolleyes:
But she is still enough to stop a room ............ ahh the memories! :D :D :D

Happy Days :)

andyf
09-05-2003, 14:08
Run her over in your generic Lancia automobile, flinging rust as you speed off.

arry
09-05-2003, 14:08
i can spot my ex bird any time i like - and see her naked ;)
















she's in most magazines nowadays :D

arry
09-05-2003, 14:09
Originally posted by andyf
Run her over in your generic Lancia automobile, flinging rust as you speed off.

rofl :D

Docwra - bought my lancia home from colchester this week - might be in touch when i know what bits i need :)

docwra
09-05-2003, 14:33
arry - just give us a shout - I can get my hands on an entire 1585 HF Turbo engine if that tickles your fancy .............
Who's your ex-bird then?? Links please! :D

Fogg - :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Im going to come oop north and park my allegedly "rusty" motor next to your allegedly "non-rusty" motor until it catches the rust bug.
I will then drive yours into the sea, possibly with you or a member of you immediate family lashed to the front seat. :eek:
Following this, I will fabricate some photos that reveal that your oversized forehead is not merely a genetic mutation, but is in fact a ingenious and devious sun blocking device, created by your evil step-grandfather scientist Walter Total Fogger (the -er was dropped to hide your Nazi roots) in a desperate bid to capture the world.
The populous will then turn against you and hunt you down, making your entire existence a sleepless surreal nightmare, while I assume my rightful place of emperor of the whole entire world. :) :cool:
After all that Ill get the Delta resprayed and all innit :)

AshT_200
09-05-2003, 14:40
Originally posted by arry
i can spot my ex bird any time i like - and see her naked ;)
















she's in most magazines nowadays :D

Not looking at ornithologist's world again are you arry? :D

What Lancia you got then. I would love one of those Transformer HF cars.

arry
09-05-2003, 14:42
Originally posted by docwra
arry - just give us a shout - I can get my hands on an entire 1585 HF Turbo engine if that tickles your fancy .............
Who's your ex-bird then?? Links please! :D


nah im fine for an engine, need some advice with the dreaded sticky rear calipers tho me thinks :(

ex gf - see attachment, taken by me ;)

arry
09-05-2003, 14:45
Originally posted by AshT_200
Not looking at ornithologist's world again are you arry? :D

What Lancia you got then. I would love one of those Transformer HF cars.

cheeky :p

got a delta hf turbo mate - in black :) Its a hunk o junk at the mo but it will get there in the end

docwra
09-05-2003, 15:12
Originally posted by arry


ex gf - see attachment, taken by me ;)

Good work arry, very good work. And the delta just adds to it :D
I had too foo around with my rear calipers to get the coilovers on and ended up trashing the shields - there more substance to a rizla paper now. Still seem to work though ..............

HANDBRAKE POWER!!!! :D :D :D

crackdownuk
10-05-2003, 16:34
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Originally posted by arry
nah im fine for an engine, need some advice with the dreaded sticky rear calipers tho me thinks :(

ex gf - see attachment, taken by me ;)

very nice indeed arry:D regarding the stick brakes my mate had a problem on on of his fiats (could have been a uno or tipo or something cannot rememeber:o any way after much farting about it turns out the fiats dont like pattern parts, so they put some proper fiats brakes in an no more sticky brakes......... this is probably no help to you what so ever so i'll shut up now :(