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Been bombing around in the Volvo this week to and from work and, as always happens in this car, I get tailgated by everyone (or so it seems).
Got totally fed up with it last night so spent a bit of time angling the rear washer jet so that it squirts about 10 feet from the back of the car now.
You should have sen the reaction from the tailgaiters this morning as a kept spraying them until they backed off.
Must grow up :D :D :D :D :D :D
LOL. Hey great idea. Prob easier to do than those Bond gadgets.
JB, once again you have excelled yourself :D :D
I used to have a Mk1 fiesta - the washers were on a little bulb you squashed with your left foot. With the jets angled towards the pavement, not only could you hit passing peds/bikes, but you also had control over the distance you squirted at!! :D
Hours of fun :)
Lol, used to do that in my mates 306 :)
Previously to that he had a mini. A good one in a car with a carb, is empty the screen wash bottle, and fill it with a 50/50 mix of redex and fuel. Then disconnect the pipe from the washer jets on the bonnet, and point it in to the carb. As soon as someone latches on to your tailgate, just hit the screen wash :D
Plooms of white smoke!!!!! 007 styleeee :D :D :D FAF :D
LOL. Wish I could get my S14 washers to do that! I struggle to get em hitting anything other than the area they're locked into. :rolleyes:
Ace idea JB, just need to rig up a lighter next to the jet and fill the washer bottle with parafin and it'll be perfect!
Originally posted by Nicely
LOL. Wish I could get my S14 washers to do that! I struggle to get em hitting anything other than the area they're locked into. :rolleyes:
U don't need to in a 200 it's only for riding slowly in your Vulva... or is that Volvo:rolleyes: :)
the one i used to like doing was in a Transit van (the one with the "corrugated" roof underneath the roofrack)... when it was peeing down the water used to collect on the roof and, when sitting in traffic, i used to pull forward and hit the brakes sharp - sending all the water from the roof down over the windscreen.
Find someone with an open window to the right of you, flick the wipers on just at the right moment and you have urself one drown rat ;):D
This thread could be something special ..............
Hit the brakes while your mate is skinning/eatingsweeties/holding something thats going to drop on the floor. Item drops onto floor ............... mate bends down to pick it up :)
Slam on anchors, thus making mate hit head on glovey, then accelerate hard, making mate hit knees on glovey. Alternate until tears of laughter form, or mate passes out through head injuries :D
My mate did this to me once - I was pulling a face through his windscreen and he gave it the full anchors :rolleyes:
He laughed ............... until he saw that I had smashed his screen with my head :D :D :D
I used to use the old breaking trick when my ex was in the car. After only a couple of minutes in the passenger seat she falls asleep. Only to claim the old classic "I was just resting my eyes" :rolleyes: Heavy braking on ALL corners was the order of the day for this situation.
The statement "Its not funny anymore" was just falling on deaf ears, LOL.
Originally posted by dunc
The statement "Its not funny anymore" was just falling on deaf ears, LOL.
Because it was! Women just dont understand do they?? ;) :D
Had that done to me and a friend in the back of a snow filled pickup. It was like human billiards. Think we both had migraines after that. Still good fun. Next time should try it with helmets.
AshT_200
08-05-2003, 15:26
Lit Fag through the window onto the back seat normally works :rolleyes:
my mate was in my car drinking a carton of milk as i was braking he was tipping it up more and more to keep drinking it
i had to drop it down a gear and floor it,couldnt resist it
it was worth having to clean the milk off the seat to see his face and him covered in milk from his nose down
Originally posted by wolfie
my mate was in my car drinking a carton of milk as i was braking he was tipping it up more and more to keep drinking it
i had to drop it down a gear and floor it,couldnt resist it
it was worth having to clean the milk off the seat to see his face and him covered in milk from his nose down
Some accidents just can't be avioded, eh? :D ;)
Originally posted by JB
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Must grow up :D :D :D :D :D :D
Actually, you're behaving like an old fart....
Has it never occured to you that you might be holding up traffic in your poor man's Merc, and that other drivers might be in a hurry to get somewhere?
Next time, just move over to the slow lane, gramps, before you get yourself into some real trouble.
Boost Junkie
09-05-2003, 21:50
When ever me and the missus go clubbing she always falls asleep on the way back leaving me to drive on my own (hate it), once on the way home I jumped on the anchors and yelled "BANG!" at the top of my voice, she sh!t herself, I laughed, she copped, the more she got in a strop the more I foundit funny, got to the point that I was laughing so hard my eyes watered and my nose run.
I know very immature but how funny?
Kp
Originally posted by Boost Junkie
When ever me and the missus go clubbing she always falls asleep on the way back leaving me to drive on my own (hate it), once on the way home I jumped on the anchors and yelled "BANG!" at the top of my voice, she sh!t herself, I laughed, she copped, the more she got in a strop the more I foundit funny, got to the point that I was laughing so hard my eyes watered and my nose run.
I know very immature but how funny?
Kp
This is exactly what I was talking about, glad I'm not alone on this :D ;)
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