Munds
07-05-2003, 21:41
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to
him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had
sex.
"Tarzan not know sex," he
replied.
Jane explained to him what sex
was.
Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use
hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you
have it all wrong,...but I
will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid
down on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth showing
Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a
mighty kick right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony
for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to
gasp for air and screamed: "What did
you do that for?"
Tarzan replied "check for
squirrel
him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had
sex.
"Tarzan not know sex," he
replied.
Jane explained to him what sex
was.
Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use
hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you
have it all wrong,...but I
will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid
down on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth showing
Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a
mighty kick right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony
for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to
gasp for air and screamed: "What did
you do that for?"
Tarzan replied "check for
squirrel