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Is pron for women the same as the majority of gay man's porn? Ie guys strutting their stuff?
Or is it much more romantic....
Just one of those questions I've always wondered but not actually been that interested enough to research properly
The only answer I can give you (as I'm not into porn :eek: ) is that my friend and I once bought Playgirl (as a bet, I was young then) thinking it was written for women, and it was for gay men instead.
well i don't know where she got it from but my sister has a copy of playgirl (? I THINK)..... anyway, she showed me and i couldn't help but laugh as it was just full of male models with their manly hood hanging out and they were all edited but a computer to make then look several inches bigger that what they really were and it was so obvious.......... had they not been edited so freekily then it might of been a pleasureable read!!!...... what concerns me is that my sister is 17!!!:eek:
Ok, before I state anything... Please know that I am 100% straight.. I have never watched a gay porn film before (involving 2 blokes that is) and I will be never inclined to watch anything like that either.
Porn is Porn... across all platforms... there are no romantic story lines....
To be honest, I dont think that many girls are telling the truth when they say that they watch a porno for the story line...
There is not a story line in porn..
Usual examples.
"Hello, How are you?"
"Enough small talk, lets f*ck"
and a little unrealistic... come on... how many blokes here can say they have walked up to a woman in a bar/shop.. and within 30 seconds are having full sex on the floor...
?
Jezz_S13
30-04-2003, 12:33
Porn's ace. :)
Originally posted by Jezz_S13
Porn's ace. :)
Good call! LMAO :D :D :D
Originally posted by Jezz_S13
Porn's ace. :)
Porn is good.... :)
Originally posted by Tim Simpson
Porn is good.... :)
Mmmmm Porn :D
You damn skippy, hippy - I left Kazaa chugging away like crazy before I came to work today
i thought this was a question for women not about women.....
question for you blokes.... have any of you ever brought your woman a vibrator??.......huh???.........O.o
yep
with 3 power settings and a roatating head and flashing lights
:D
Jezz_S13
30-04-2003, 13:35
Originally posted by Missy
i thought this was a question for women not about women.....
question for you blokes.... have any of you ever brought your woman a vibrator??.......huh???.........O.o
Yep and the rest, we've been shoppng in Amsterdam a few times. :)
Nathan_200sx
30-04-2003, 13:35
yeah 3! one's a 2 stroke with a kick start sounds a bit like a chainsaw at full chat ;):D
I didnt think women like porn:confused: I put a lezzer dvd on when one of the misses mates came around once in the hope of getting something going ;) they just sat there laughing and going on about how fake it was :(
ZXSpectrum
30-04-2003, 13:38
Yes... But i bought one the same size as me and she said... "its a bit small isnt it....?" :(
:D
Only joking!!!
Nathan_200sx
30-04-2003, 13:41
Originally posted by ZXSpectrum
Yes... But i bought one the same size as me and she said... "its a bit small isnt it....?" :(
:D
Only joking!!!
Im guessing here that your over 5ft 5 tall and you got her one the same size and she wasnt satified:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Originally posted by Starionman
Is pron for women the same as the majority of gay man's porn? Ie guys strutting their stuff?
Your all missing the point.... were talking about pron, not porn!!
Ya dirty gits!! :rolleyes: :D
shadowninja
30-04-2003, 13:52
Originally posted by *DeathStar*
yep
with 3 power settings and a roatating head and flashing lights
:D
doubles as a hazard beacon when the car breaks down? set it up 40 paces behind said vehicle? :D
Missy
We bought that mag about 16 years ago. Maybe things have changed since then but when the model's hobbies are listed including 'his boyfriend' and the letters are from guys about their boyfriends, we just assumed that it was mainly catered for gay men.
Maybe we all interpretted it wrong. :rolleyes:
Originally posted by shadowninja
doubles as a hazard beacon when the car breaks down? set it up 40 paces behind said vehicle? :D
PMSL........:D
Hayley..... i'm not sure if it was playgirl but it was a girls porn..... to be honest i didn't pay that much attention, i was too busy feeling a littel awquard that my lil sister was that grown up already!!!!......Lol
Originally posted by *DeathStar*
yep
with 3 power settings and a roatating head and flashing lights
:D
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Sounds like a Kenwood with a torch on top....
Bet you coudl descale the bath with one of those - or mix a good cocoa
The one I bought my misses interfears with her flat mates tellies :D
And one night (kept under the bed on the floor) it went of buzzing and vibrating against the floor/wardrobe, it woke the entire flat up, it sounded like someone was drilling through the wall ;)
I Was laughing my rocks off :D
turbo pete
30-04-2003, 16:32
is it the warm weather or summit. There seems to be a few sex related threads today.
Or am I just dirty for noticing them.:D
probably the sunshine.
or honey. perhaps there is more honey in the supermarket
voodoo_melon
30-04-2003, 19:58
Originally posted by Tim Simpson
Usual examples.
"Hello, How are you?"
"Enough small talk, lets f*ck"
and a little unrealistic... come on... how many blokes here can say they have walked up to a woman in a bar/shop.. and within 30 seconds are having full sex on the floor...
?
You mean thats never happened to you? :D ;)
/edit ooh ooh 200 posts!
woo! girl friends just turned put from buckinhamshire
/me *gone*
its time to play
:D
bye guys have fun
Goddamn hypocrats. I know all of you regularly whack off to porn and I do, too. What's so hard in admitting that? It's just normal.
What comes to porn and women, some chicks that I've been doing do like porn, but quite many of them don't (or at least don't admit they do). And it's just regular porn movies and stuff. Those that do admit they like porn, don't really want to see any special kind of porn, like guys whacking off or anything. Just the regular banging, you know. :)
theres a guy on here who's a manger of a sex shop, he was on about it a bit ago and said sxoc members 15% off goods
I used to buy Playgirl, just for curiosity. Never noticed any major difference between that and male porn mags, tbh. I've also read some of the women's "erotic fiction"...it does have more of a story line than male porn stories, but other wise pretty much the same as far as I can tell :) Less S&M maybe....altho that might be to do with the tastes of the bloke I was with at the time lol
Personally, I prefer something with a bit of a story rather than the normal 'hello, I'm the TV repairman, isn't it hot in here' sorta thing! Most of it is pretty funny tho'....can't believe that you blokes get off on much of it :D
Don't get me wrong, on the above. I'm not a big fan of it - mainly 'cos I had it rammed down my throat (no pun intended!) for several years. It's OK in small doses, but I don't think I'd actively seek it out :)
Originally posted by TAC
[Don't get me wrong, on the above. I'm not a big fan of it - mainly 'cos I had it rammed down my throat (no pun intended!) for several years. It's OK in small doses, but I don't think I'd actively seek it out :) [/B]
:eek: :eek: :D :D
Originally posted by TAC
Personally, I prefer something with a bit of a story rather than the normal 'hello, I'm the TV repairman, isn't it hot in here' sorta thing!
ahem!!!
but u generally find guys are more visually stimulated, where as women are more about imagining.
A lassie wants u to tell her wat ur gonna do, whereas a guy wants u to shut up and just f*ckin do it!!!
:D :D :D :D
Originally posted by Kev
ahem!!!
Haha, get alot of this did you Kev? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
SteveCarter200
01-05-2003, 10:11
Originally posted by TAC
Personally, I prefer something with a bit of a story rather than the normal 'hello, I'm the TV repairman, isn't it hot in here' sorta thing! Most of it is pretty funny tho'....can't believe that you blokes get off on much of it :D
Story? Is that the bit you fast forward until you get to some shagging?
Originally posted by ART
Goddamn hypocrats.
Who you calling a doctor? ;)
Speaking of which, what the feck are those vibrating periscopes about? "Yeah baby, I can see your cervix!" Nope, don't get it. :confused:
Originally posted by Billy
Speaking of which, what the feck are those vibrating periscopes about? "Yeah baby, I can see your cervix!" Nope, don't get it. :confused:
:eek: Thats a new one on me!
Originally posted by dunc
:eek: Thats a new one on me!
Have a look here (http://www.pabo.com/c/paboshop/?cid=204&mid=1782&nArtikel_ID=516112&VID=3XVrOXI2D85NNV8j&svAffiliate=)
Jezz_S13
01-05-2003, 12:35
Cool. :)
I'll get one of those instead of the speculum. :)
Nathan_200sx
01-05-2003, 13:50
I dont get it? what horny about looking at her ovaries??? suppose it would be goog for checking for STD's
Originally posted by Kev
ahem!!!
PML - sorry mate, forgot what you used to do! :D Nice job, if you can get it ;):D
Originally posted by Billy
Have a look here (http://www.pabo.com/c/paboshop/?cid=204&mid=1782&nArtikel_ID=516112&VID=3XVrOXI2D85NNV8j&svAffiliate=)
that's quite a clever ruse
"Oh please Miss" horney-games-teacher/horny-girl-next-door "it is for my school biology class"
"Oh very well"...
:D
Pauly_Boy
02-05-2003, 01:45
Blokes are gonna use that to go shit spotting :eek:
Nismo_Freak
02-05-2003, 02:02
Originally posted by Pauly_Boy
Blokes are gonna use that to go shit spotting :eek:
HAHHAHAHAHHAHA... :eek:
Well, that figures, since it's got "Swedish Erotica" printed on it. :D
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