I am So Bored..... zzzzzzzzzz

[TAS]

You know when you are that bored that you want to sleep...
Well I have surpassed that level and entered a new level.
I am almost falling asleep and I cant because I am at work.

Any Ideas to wake me up....

Coffee or any other product you can buy is a no no because I have no money on me.

Come on peeps... help out a desperate guy!

before he falls aszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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[Simon]

I would like some tips too as im in the same boat, lol

[andyf]

Originally posted by Simon
I would like some tips too as im in the same boat, lol

Ahh there's the problem.


You're in a boat.

[Simon]

:rolleyes:

[Vez]

Im bored also, but not in a boat! ;)

[alexjj]

Go and crack one off.

Or, log on to www.tshirthell.com or www.rotten.com (or the www.boners.com section of rotten) or go to www.about.com, then navigate to the news section, then current affairs or through to political humour/satire, and see all the bushisms, osamaisms and stuff..

Or, listen to some choons, go for some fresh air, crack one off, look at www.ratemyboobies.com, or www.ratemypoo.com, join an internet dating site and choose a minga (THAT'll wake you up), or you could just crack one off.

N-Joi! :p

[Simon]

I havent even got anything interesting to look at out of the window

Look :(

[TAS]

one BIG problem with my work is that anything that has Streaming data, adult of ANY nature, violence, songs etc is barred from the network and I cant access it.

So browsing the net is a bit difficult... I cant even download anything to watch... :(

I have already gone for a fag and a walk outside.... I can do the work I am supposed to do because the program I use has messed up.

It really does sound like I am moaning... I am honestly not moaning... just REALLY ****ING BORED!

[moondog]

what sort of place do you lot work in, i get free coffee/tea/milk all day and get to play table tennis when there's nothing to do:p :p :cool: :cool: :cool: :p :p :p :cool: :p :cool: :p :p :D

[Simon]

I cant go to any of them as the firewall blocks them all :( lol


Originally posted by alexjj
Go and crack one off.

Or, log on to www.tshirthell.com or www.rotten.com (or the www.boners.com section of rotten) or go to www.about.com, then navigate to the news section, then current affairs or through to political humour/satire, and see all the bushisms, osamaisms and stuff..

Or, listen to some choons, go for some fresh air, crack one off, look at www.ratemyboobies.com, or www.ratemypoo.com, join an internet dating site and choose a minga (THAT'll wake you up), or you could just crack one off.

N-Joi! :p

[TAS]

Originally posted by Simon
I havent even got anything interesting to look at out of the window

Look :(

I cant even look out the windows because they are higher than me. There are no FIT women I can look at in my office.... All blokes apart from 1 mature aged woman.

[Simon]

Originally posted by Tim Simpson
There are no FIT women I can look at in my office.... All blokes apart from 1 mature aged woman.


Sounds familiar :rolleyes: lol

[TAS]

Originally posted by moondogr
what sort of place do you lot work in, i get free coffee/tea/milk all day and get to play table tennis when there's nothing to do:p :p :cool: :cool: :cool: :p :p :p :cool: :p :cool: :p :p :D

Where do you work.... got any spare places;)

[TAS]

Christ........:eek:

http://www.webspawner.com/users/ridiceo/

[Missy]

there is the obvious www.bored.com where there's lots of links, including one to virtual bubble wrap site..... you can sit there popping the stuff for hours

i've *ahem* never tried it though i've been told it's amusing:D

[Simon]

Originally posted by Missy
there is the obvious www.bored.com where there's lots of links, including one to virtual bubble wrap site..... you can sit there popping the stuff for hours

i've *ahem* never tried it though i've been told it's amusing:D

Once again cant get it :mad: firewall :mad:

[Vipers]

buy a multipack of quavers or wotsits and u'll get 3 of those spinning top things.

they're hourse of fun. also can be VERY dangerous! we have an action man cross bow at work and we broke the original laccy band on it, so we decided to use a slightly too small regular office laccy bamnd that made it stupidly powerfull u can shoot those sucker arrows accross our 30-40 ft office! now the fun and the danger comes in when u use those spining tops load it in vertically then pull the trigger, my god they fly, and spin at a damn fast rate! the product designer has some of that pink styrophone/polystyrene type stuff which is very dense and strong, one of these spinney top things embedded deep into it. we keep threating one of the bitches in the office with it!

if u haven't a cross bow handy, instead of using the spining top the conventional way spin it as fast as u can in a vetical position about 30cm above ur desk, then spin/drop and they bounce quite nice, can get quite random when it hits ur keyboard!

[docwra]

Aye, we used to have a cache of Nerf guns - great for surprise ambushes and stuff!! :D :D
Not so great when the company Director walks into a close quarters melee ........ :eek: :rolleyes:

[SteveDunn]

You could pop up to Gillingham and run over all the traffic wardens, they gave me 4 parking tickets over a 3 month period outside my own house :(

Either that or go and bomb the civic centre in Strood, used to work there y'see.. HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT AHAHHHHHhhhhhahhquit

:o

[Vipers]

Originally posted by docwra
Aye, we used to have a cache of Nerf guns - great for surprise ambushes and stuff!! :D :D
Not so great when the company Director walks into a close quarters melee ........ :eek: :rolleyes:
got a couple of those "executive stress guns" you can get them from places like www.gadgetshop.com

well good fun,we thought about puttign some metal washers in there, but they're too heavy :(

[MattyGee]

Originally posted by Tim Simpson
You know when you are that bored that you want to sleep...
Well I have surpassed that level and entered a new level.
I am almost falling asleep and I cant because I am at work.

Any Ideas to wake me up....

Coffee or any other product you can buy is a no no because I have no money on me.

Come on peeps... help out a desperate guy!

before he falls aszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

welcome to my world (while im at work anyway :rolleyes: )
i just try to look forward to the hour drive home in my Sx :D

[Leon]

why not take photos of ppl in the office and make up amusing captions?
Used to do that where I worked and pinned them to the main office walls for hilarity values :)

Passes the time.

[Lewis]

Originally posted by Simon
I havent even got anything interesting to look at out of the window

Look :(

Simon - Is that Kraft in the background ?