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Ant
27-04-2003, 22:09
Have you ever burped and sneezed at once? It hurts. :(
yeager
27-04-2003, 22:13
nope but i have had a dump and been sick at the same time... was a very rough night before and whilst sitting on the porcelain the morning after I had to lean into the sink to chuck up..
Ant
27-04-2003, 22:16
PMSL! :D :D :D :D
JB
27-04-2003, 22:44
Originally posted by yeager
nope but i have had a dump and been sick at the same time... was a very rough night before and whilst sitting on the porcelain the morning after I had to lean into the sink to chuck up..

Did we need that level of detail....

I think not :eek: :rolleyes:
Ripper
28-04-2003, 00:36
Originally posted by JB
Did we need that level of detail....

I think not :eek: :rolleyes:

Mmmm.......but it was amusing! :D :D :D
yeager
28-04-2003, 09:11
Originally posted by JB
Did we need that level of detail....

I think not :eek: :rolleyes:

and i'm even missing out more detail, I was going to explain how the point where my stomach strained to eject the contents was the same thrust of effort exerted to empty my bowels...

But I didn't want to post that, it would be over the top.:eek: :rolleyes: :D :D
siranui
28-04-2003, 10:37
Nope, but I know someone who had been drinking dodgy stuff and had a burger van burger before sneezing and similtaniously sh1tting himself :D

>nope but i have had a dump and been sick at the same time... >was a very rough night before and whilst sitting on the >porcelain the morning after I had to lean into the sink to chuck >up..

Done that myslef twice due to alchohol poisoning from moonshine. Sitting on the toilet and puking in the shower tray. Nice.
Ant
28-04-2003, 10:51
I've been sick in my room on numerous occasions due to alcohol reasons (the most recent being Christmas Day 2002 - where I spent the morning disinfecting my room with a monster hangover)
Ripper
29-04-2003, 11:26
Originally posted by Ant
.....I spent the morning disinfecting my room with a monster hangover)

You should have used disinfectant instead! :D :D :D
Ant
29-04-2003, 11:38
Funnily enough I spotted my error after I posted it and wondered whether anyone would spot it - I should never had had any doubt really! :D
Ripper
29-04-2003, 11:43
If you post on this Board anything you say is open to ridicule! :D :D :D
yeager
29-04-2003, 11:44
Originally posted by Ripper
If you drive a FWD anything you say is open to ridicule! :D :D :D
docwra
29-04-2003, 12:10
Trying to sing after taking a bong was always a favourite of mine ......... :rolleyes: :eek:
TAS
29-04-2003, 14:28
I hate it, when you burp and hicup at the same time... you always get that bile taste in your mouth...

And also after a night out and your really sick... dont you hate it when your throat really stings due to the acid in your stomach...

You want to worried when you start vomiting Blood... I did after a night out once...

was VERY ILL!
Vipers
29-04-2003, 14:42
Originally posted by yeager
nope but i have had a dump and been sick at the same time... was a very rough night before and whilst sitting on the porcelain the morning after I had to lean into the sink to chuck up..

have to agree, done that a few times

whats worse tho is if u got the shits and sickness and ur in a toilet that doesn't have a sink!:eek:

what wud u chose to do?:

1, puke in toilet with chance of sh1ittting ur self

2, sh1t in toilette with chance of puking over the room?

:eek: :confused: