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Pauly_Boy
26-04-2003, 02:38
Ever been driving along and seen some arse driving in the middle lane....

Or some arse that tail gates you for no reason...

There is a way!

With the summer coming, everyone has really dry and dirty windscreens. When you spray your window cleaner stuff on your wind screen, it sll sprays on the car behind, so imagen there reaction when they get aload of water wind screen, they have 2 use there wipers, and hence, bugger up all the dirt and that on there screen leaving them thinking, 'Oh bugger!'

So, when ever someone piss me off, i just jump in front, and spray my cars juice at them!!
What ya think?
marty_t3
26-04-2003, 02:43
I prefer the idea of hooking up a spare washer bottle with headlamp pump in the boot...fitting a rear facing headlamp washer jet under your rear bumper and filling the bottle with paint stripper. It won't stop people driving like tw@ts but you'll feel a lot better after a quick squirt at the next BM that tailgates you.
Papa Lazarou
26-04-2003, 02:44
I'd rather just aim a handgun at them :mad:

I'm joking BTW :o
BanjoMaster
26-04-2003, 02:46
Why are you people still awake? Go to sleep :)
russ655
26-04-2003, 12:37
Originally posted by Pauly_Boy
Ever been driving along and seen some arse driving in the middle lane....

Or some arse that tail gates you for no reason...

There is a way!

With the summer coming, everyone has really dry and dirty windscreens. When you spray your window cleaner stuff on your wind screen, it sll sprays on the car behind, so imagen there reaction when they get aload of water wind screen, they have 2 use there wipers, and hence, bugger up all the dirt and that on there screen leaving them thinking, 'Oh bugger!'

So, when ever someone piss me off, i just jump in front, and spray my cars juice at them!!
What ya think?

I find it works best on Audi TT converitbles with roof down (etc) or bikes (who I hate):D :D :D

Also in slow moving traffic when being tailgated (like in a traffic jam), stay in first accellerate until you see them moving then back off, they will have to brake instantly, then get back on the gas and repeat...
siranui
26-04-2003, 12:50
Friend of mine had a huge spotlight rigged rear-facing on his parcel shelf, for dealing with night-time tailgates and cars behind who would not dip.
russ655
26-04-2003, 12:54
speaking of that, my step dad, being a photographer has a hand held flash gun: he used to use that to make people stop full-beaming him. Not any more though.:rolleyes:
Pauly_Boy
26-04-2003, 13:12
I've got a million candle power light thing in my car, i've been tempted, but i think i might end up killing someone!
Jacko
26-04-2003, 20:11
A little singe of their front bumper with a big fook off flame soon get tailgaters off your back :D :D
Daz W
26-04-2003, 21:54
Originally posted by marty_t3
I prefer the idea of hooking up a spare washer bottle with headlamp pump in the boot...fitting a rear facing headlamp washer jet under your rear bumper and filling the bottle with paint stripper. It won't stop people driving like tw@ts but you'll feel a lot better after a quick squirt at the next BM that tailgates you.
Try using brake fluid it gives a lovely bubbling/peeling effect on paint:D