novataken...

[Cookie]

http://www.isitaboat.co.uk/glossary.asp

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[Dave_S]

PMSL!!! :D



Stevie
Spouting rubbish, [b]or far too technical stuff for anyone to understand. ;) :D

Dave

[H]

Heh heh quality!!
:D:D

[Ken]

LOL, brightened up my morning:D

[russ655]

Glad you guys find it funny!!!

:D

Russ

p.s. just out of curiosity cookie how did you find the site?

[Nathan_200sx]

Originally posted by russ
Glad you guys find it funny!!!

:D

Russ

p.s. just out of curiosity cookie how did you find the site?

Class, very funny. with your sence of humour you'll probably like this thread ;) F&F (http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16216)

[Cookie]

Search engine , but can't remember what i was looking for.

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[siranui]

Funny site, Russ & co. :)

>Check this thread, it appears some other people like the >glossary! Cool huh?!

Linked to...
http://sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39112

lol. Watching us watching them, watching us...

[JB]

Quality :D

[russ655]

Originally posted by siranui
Funny site, Russ & co. :)

>Check this thread, it appears some other people like the >glossary! Cool huh?!

Linked to...
http://sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39112

lol. Watching us watching them, watching us...

lol :D

of course...every good webmaster checks the refferal logs...well...every geeky one anyway. :)

I read the thread on F&F already; someone on my site posted it up too!?!?!? Crazy!

[russ655]

Quick Sticks
With a mars bar as incentive Stevie slips into quick-sticks mode and rebuilds the whole engine before breakfast. Someone doing a 'quicksticks' entails overly fast hand/leg/head/body movements to perform a tast that would only need normal body coordination, for example: keeping balance when about to fall over, this would usually be combined with "ow ow ow" before inevitably falling over.


Diesel Diff
If you cant afford a "Cossie" slap a Diesel Diff in ur Sierra Saph, it gives u 27bhp and alot more traction, sounds too good to be true.

Anyway...I am off to add to the F&F post... :)

[Dunk]

Cripple Hook
Check the way that the driver of the next XR2 or Nova you see is driving. He/she will be leaning forward with one hand on the steering wheel at the 12 O clock position. The wrist will be in a similar pose of a stereotypical homosexual man with weak wrists or suprisingly enough:- a cripple. This is the "cripple hook" presense of this indicates the driver will be up for a race.


I hereby claim copywrite on the term 'cripple hook'

First coined by myself some year and a half ago - on this very forum.

Nobody argue - cos I'm hard. I got tatoos, and a Merc Cossie.

So there!

[siranui]

Heard it about a year ago from someone at work, I'm afraid :D

[russ655]

Originally posted by Dunk
Cripple Hook
Check the way that the driver of the next XR2 or Nova you see is driving. He/she will be leaning forward with one hand on the steering wheel at the 12 O clock position. The wrist will be in a similar pose of a stereotypical homosexual man with weak wrists or suprisingly enough:- a cripple. This is the "cripple hook" presense of this indicates the driver will be up for a race.


I hereby claim copywrite on the term 'cripple hook'

First coined by myself some year and a half ago - on this very forum.

Nobody argue - cos I'm hard. I got tatoos, and a Merc Cossie.

So there!

Heard it about a year ago from someone at work, I'm afraid
Yep, I think it came from our board...:rolleyes: :p

Si (one of our memebers) made it up I think. We have pics of people doing cripple hooks in cars (http://www.isitaboat.co.uk/article_show.asp?id=-1180602206), on pizza hut menus (http://www.isitaboat.co.uk/article_show.asp?id=-1545821015) amongst other things...

Also, see Chad and a "The Phython" (bellow);

The Python
This is a driving style/stance similar to the Cripple Hook but is for the more ferocious and race-ready cruiser. The steering wheel is grasped with the right hand around the 12 oclock position and the elbow in the 6 oclock position (kinda like a yellow steering lock). This arm position symbolises the Python snake as it erects itself ready to attack it's prey. The gear stick is held with the hand doing a sideways horizontal 'glen' ready for a very quick 1st-2nd gear change. The neck and head are lurched forward and the mouth needs to have an opening similar to the "cav-crossed-arms" look.

[russ655]

was gonna post an image here...but...it doesn't work!!!! Moderator HELP!!!

Worked out how to do it now....

<img src="http://isitaboat.co.uk/pics/comedy/cripplehook/si.jpg">

[siranui]

I can :D

Check out this awsome beast from my works carpark:

[H]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:D:D:D

Is that yours siranui??
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sorry:(

[russ655]

Originally posted by siranui
I can :D

Check out this awsome beast from my works carpark:

you think THATS BAD....check THIS!!!:D :D :D :mad: :confused: :)

<center><img src="http://www.strathycruise.com/cars/tweety/tweet-3.jpg"><br /></center>
Just look at the styling, the elagant humbrol application, the graphics, my...I would be proud!
Cav Crossed Arms time!

another monstrosity brought to you by http://www.strathycruise.com

More pictures of "the beast" are here http://www.strathycruise.com/cars/tweety/

[MattyGee]

what a complete embarassment to be seen in :eek:

[siranui]

OMG, I'm going to spew!

The interior is even worse!

Ok..but in retaliation, check out this guy's front grill...


It's really cheap mesh, humbrol painted with drip marks. The badge is off the back of another one and held on with zip ties!

[russ655]

<img src="http://www.strathycruise.com/cars/tweety/tweet-4.jpg">
noice, if you will, the steering wheel; the expertly applied "foliatec" yellow sticky sheeting. Gasp at the expertly avioded "bubbles 'n creases". Noice