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GrahamB
24-04-2003, 15:19
One of my "Friends" keeps going on about Plastic in Jap cars...:mad:

I need something to get him back:D:D:D:D:D

Any ideas????


New scientist: Scientists amazed at preservation of Japanese WW2 bomber plane found on ice cap

Scientists were excitedly working round the clock last night after finding a Japanese WW2 bomber aircraft intact on an ice cap in Greenland.

The craft, a 1941 UEB 647 is one of only three known existing examples, the rest of the 120,000 strong fleet having been destroyed.

"Its an astounding discovery, the state of preservation is amazing" said Doctor Brian Wheeler of the Aviation Society "it still has the original grey plastic fascia, which is fascinating as it appears to come from the same mould that Nissan are still using today"

Scientists are working against the clock as a gentle breeze is forecast and they are concerned moving it in such conditions may force the back to spin round violently. The south south-westerly breeze is also causing problems as it appears to be blowing pieces of polystyrene and plastic based trim off of the outside of the craft.

"It's a major historical find" enthused Captain Peter Arthurs of the RAF's 17th Squadron "we shot down hundreds of these in the war and several thousand of them fell apart in the air, as the plastic glue they used didn't appear to be that strong. It's like the Nissan Sunny and Bluebird - there were loads but they all just disappeared".

Historians believe the major Achilles heel of the model was the sounds they emitted, with many British and American pilots reporting that they could hear them rattling, vibrating and buzzing from miles away. An exhibition of the finds will be on show at the Museum for plastic based unchanging designs, London.

gaz.thomas
24-04-2003, 15:26
PMSL - could be worse though - at least it isn't 'mock walnut' a la British cars since 1974.

Gaz
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docwra
24-04-2003, 15:31
What does he drive then??
Call his bird a fat minge pisser - works every time :D

GrahamB
24-04-2003, 15:33
He's got a new Mini One PML:D:D:D:D:D:D

Don't worry I've given him tonnes on the scrabbly sh!t lines:D:D:D:D:D:D

marty_t3
24-04-2003, 15:34
I believe your friend is correct in his assumption about the use of plastic in Jap cars.

Many Jap can manufacturers do in fact use plastic. It is even rumoured that they still use that antiquated device known as the wheel.

The more technologically advanced automotive manufactures such as Ford and Vauxhall have moved on in leaps and bounds in recent years. They are now using advanced polymers in their dashboard trim manufacturing. These modern composites allow these manufacturers to produce luxurious cars with 1971's handling, 1967's power levels, 1973's drivetrains and a modern, functional yet elegant dashboard layout.

As any knowledgable motorist will confirm, the dashboard is the primary component in any car... without it, you'd have nowhere to put your coffee cup when you attempted to understeer you car into the nearest lampost.

I hope this clears things up for you.

GrahamB
24-04-2003, 15:45
PML Perfect Marty...thanks:D:D:D:D:D:D

Missy
24-04-2003, 16:15
Originally posted by GrahamB
He's got a new Mini One PML:D:D:D:D:D:D

Don't worry I've given him tonnes on the scrabbly sh!t lines:D:D:D:D:D:D

one of our mates works at the bmw plant in oxford and drives the mini's off the production line and says they are as dodgey as anything and his driving isn't any better...... Lol

mambastu
24-04-2003, 16:27
Originally posted by GrahamB
He's got a new Mini One PML:D:D:D:D:D:D



Just ignore him, he's obviously clueless :rolleyes:

dunc
24-04-2003, 17:01
Unfortunatly the original slagging is quite true :o

Ask him what sort of dashboards race cars have as they are obviously an important performance device.

MattyGee
24-04-2003, 18:32
my mates got a mini cooper-s on order and says he cant wait to race me with it :rolleyes:
personally i cant wait to underline the 200sx's authority to him :D
hes never been in my car so doesnt yet understand the difference between a "nippy" hatchback and a "fast" sports car :cool:

arry
24-04-2003, 18:38
Originally posted by MattyGee
my mates got a mini cooper-s on order and says he cant wait to race me with it :rolleyes:
personally i cant wait to underline the 200sx's authority to him :D
hes never been in my car so doesnt yet understand the difference between a "nippy" hatchback and a "fast" sports car :cool:

i pissed all over a supercharged one in my mk3 n/a supra so i know for sure a standard s13 or 14 would have no trouble at all

MattyGee
24-04-2003, 18:41
Originally posted by arry
i pissed all over a supercharged one in my mk3 n/a supra so i know for sure a standard s13 or 14 would have no trouble at all

excellent :)
i think he thinks that round the corners he is gonna be all over me. i think ill make sure we choose i nice, long, straight private racetrack :D

AshT_200
24-04-2003, 19:04
Just mention the antiquated American engine in it. :D

BanjoMaster
24-04-2003, 19:29
Why don't you ask him to explain what's wrong with pastic and see if he can suggest a more suitable material for such a job.

andyf
24-04-2003, 21:19
Originally posted by GrahamB
One of my "Friends" keeps going on about Plastic in Jap cars...:mad:

I need something to get him back:D:D:D:D:D

Any ideas????


Yeah, ask him either what happened to the British Car Industry, or what the most popular cars sold in the UK are (in various classes)

GD1
24-04-2003, 21:44
Hit him over the head with a six pint plastic bottle of milk (full) to demonstrate what a wonderfully versitile material plastic really is.

arry
25-04-2003, 07:21
Originally posted by GD1
Hit him over the head with a six pint plastic bottle of milk (full) to demonstrate what a wonderfully versitile material plastic really is.

Lol :D

docwra
25-04-2003, 09:52
Originally posted by GD1
Hit him over the head with a six pint plastic bottle of milk (full) to demonstrate what a wonderfully versitile material plastic really is.

Before you do this - take THE MILK WARRIOR CHALLENGE!!

Go to Tescos and get aforementioned, large, chilled bottle of milk.
Place hand through handle and attempt to walk distance with hand in direct contact said cold milk container. See how far you can walk before it feels like your arm is going to freeze solid and you have to jettision aforementioned container, with the chant "****s sake me hands gonna drop off innit!!" :eek: :D
Seriously - if you manage more than 400m Ill be impressed :)

dunc
25-04-2003, 12:20
Originally posted by docwra
Before you do this - take THE MILK WARRIOR CHALLENGE!!



Living life on the egde, eh doc :rolleyes: ;)

siranui
25-04-2003, 13:08
PMSL

> Before you do this - take THE MILK WARRIOR CHALLENGE!!

Better one is to quickly drink as much as you can to induce vomiting. Great fun, throwing up pints of milk.

Don't wear your best shoes though.

siranui
25-04-2003, 13:14
btw, do you mind if I nick that article for posting elsewhere?