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StuyMac
08-06-2001, 15:52
Rocks: a meaning for life

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in
front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large
empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about
2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They
agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into
the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into
the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if
the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured
it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. "Now,"
said the professor, "I want you to recognise that this is your life.
The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your
health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and
only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house,
your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff." "If you put
the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the
rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and
energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things
that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play
with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your
partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean
the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal." "Take care of the
rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The
rest is just sand."

But then...

A student then took the jar which the other students and the professor
agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course
the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar
truly full.

The moral of this tale is:

No matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER
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Stu

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Nathan_200sx
08-06-2001, 16:32
LOL, very true http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
Just heard a funny story from my mate, you might have seen a story in the papers earlier this week where a woman went to a tattoo artist and wanted her boyfreinds name on her arm in chinese writing, turns out that she actualy got kung foo fighter instead, something which she didnt realise until she went for chinese meal, apparntley the waiters were crying, well anyway my mate went one further, while at uni he was mates with an oriental guy who had been braught up all his life in the UK, he didnt know any chinese or how to write it although his parents did. he always wanted to get back to his roots and was into anything oriental. hed been thinking about getting some oriental writing tattood on his arm but couldnt decide what to have done until he saw this "realy cool" symbol on a pile of platic bags, anyway he had this done and was realy proud of it, showing it off to everyone and making up a fake meaning. when they all returned after a break he didnt seem so proud of it, turns out that he'd gone home to his parents who had translated it for him, yup you guesed it he's know walking around with "freezer bags" tattood in chinese on his arm. I nearly wet my self, Im assured its 100% true and I tend to believe the guy who told me but if not it's still a funny yarn http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Empty bank account

[This message has been edited by Nathan_200sx (edited 08-06-2001).]

SXOC Admin
08-06-2001, 16:48
At least it wasn't "ASDA" or something like that! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Dave Refault
Owner - Nissan200sx Web
S13 - Mild Mods.