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SpeedyPete
23-04-2003, 10:32
Whats the best you've played on either your boss or a work colleague so far?
Ken
23-04-2003, 10:34
Superglued the lid on the managers lunchbox, childish I know but it made me laugh:)
StuyMac
23-04-2003, 10:44
Put Pritt stick over the bosses phone ear piece and rang him :)

Glued a cup of water to the desk :D
Bubble
23-04-2003, 10:51
You know all the little round bits of paper you get inside a hole punch?

Collect loads of them and put them inside the heater face vents, leave the vents open and the fan on full.

When your friend get into the car to go home, turns on the ignition :D :D :D PSML
SpeedyPete
23-04-2003, 10:52
I was watching the airport program last week, and it showed how flight staff can get back at their pasengers (for being arsey etc.) by plopping a few eye drops in their Tea, they then get the squits for their holiday as its a natural laxative!


I tried it on Thursday, and my boss isnt in today, he was camping over the weekend too :eek: :D


... hope I havnt poisoned him :p
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23-04-2003, 10:59
I used to have to make the tea for 52 people :eek: , so 1 t time i super glued the cups to the table & there lunch boxes to the table aswell ;) & some of the 1's who pi$$ed me off i super glued there lids aswell ;) & the spoon to the cup :D :D
I thought it was funny but they did'nt & i got put on a 4 poster ramp with a broom in my overalls holding me up for 45 mins :mad: :mad: :mad:

11 yrs down the line & i aint forgotten who they are ;) :)
SpeedyPete
23-04-2003, 11:01
haha, your not the smallest of blokes, how did they manage that????
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23-04-2003, 11:01
Dammmmmn :o forgot the best 1 :D
sold a black s13 for work once :p :D
SpeedyPete
23-04-2003, 11:08
:D

you know you wanted it :cool:
symbol
23-04-2003, 11:11
Originally posted by P3t3-Th0m
haha, your not the smallest of blokes, how did they manage that????


I was then p3t3 :( 7 1/2 stone :eek: :eek: :eek:
SpeedyPete
23-04-2003, 11:15
holy moley

I dont even remember being 7 1/2 stone!

I was 10 stone suince I was born, only recently has beer made me 12 1/2! :eek:
crackdownuk
23-04-2003, 11:26
Originally posted by P3t3-Th0m
I was watching the airport program last week, and it showed how flight staff can get back at their pasengers (for being arsey etc.) by plopping a few eye drops in their Tea, they then get the squits for their holiday as its a natural laxative!


I tried it on Thursday, and my boss isnt in today, he was camping over the weekend too :eek: :D


... hope I havnt poisoned him :p

yeah i saw this the real mile high club :) how many drops did u put in??? i radip about 5 different aid boxs and still aint come across any, what stuff did u use??
SpeedyPete
23-04-2003, 11:35
Well, I didnt know the amount to put in, and it was a last resort cos he was being an absolute arse to everyone, and making my life a misery so I thought "what better time to test this".

Anyway I used the ones from that advert with the women that has a scaley eye like a snake - cant remember the name.

I put two drops in.... 2 hours and nothing,
put 3 more in on the next round.. still nothing

thought sod it, did a squirt in his tea.

When he came to drink his tea he went "UGH! what the hells in this?? Washing up liquid?"

I just said " Oh, sorry, that was one of the newley washed cups, must have been "

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