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Jezz_S13
17-04-2003, 20:55
So pissed off.;mad: :mad:
Catalog of fecking nightmares!!!

Ok i have a new car, now the previous owner had it on disabled tax hence it came with bugger all tax.

Anyway i phone insurance first thing monday to sort it out and say I need a cover note ASAP, 'no problem sir it'll be sent today 1st class & with you tomorrow.' Excellent hurdle 1 out of the way.

Tuesday, no fecking cover note.

Wednesday, get home from work and hoorah cover note, so I run to the post office before it shuts, to find that it closes half day Wednesday. FFS what kinda of backward shithole is this, half day closing went out of fashion in the 70's for crying out loud GRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Not to stress I''ll do it tomorrow I thought. No worries car is off the road at the minute anyway.

So today, i pick up a license form from the post office at work (doesn't do car tax) and fill it in so I'm fully prepared, get home about 4 run to post office whack me shit on the counter, she ponders over it for a while then says sorry I can't do this cos I can't change the class from disable to PLG. FFS AHHHHHHGGGGG. :mad: fecked right off already.

She says you need to go to the DVLA (not a problem it's in swansea and I live there. Sweet), she rings up somewhere and says they are open till 8:30 tonight. Fecking ace I think sorted.

I go to where the car is, swap a cam, get it running sweet as a nut (car was sold with dodgy engine now fixed for feck all bucks i was breifly happy), it's 7:30, i sprint home have a wash, grab me misses bomb over to DVLA (stopping for petrol cos tank is empty empty) get there ae 8:20, surprise sur-fcuking-prise it's shut.

I ask the porter dude, tell him that I was told it was open, he thought I was fecking mad cos it's obvious to me that all these signs all over the place say it shuts at 4:30 Mon-Fri. He rings his mate anyway to humour me, and guess what? He say no, it shut.

I say when can i do it then, he says Tuesday. Fukcing Tuesday!!
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Now I'm going to blame four people/things
1). the ****ing insurance for not getting me my cover note to me on time,
2). this fukcing retard town for shutting half day on Wed (in gods name, I'm coming to him next kinda),
3). the dumb ass bint that told the woman in the post office that the place was open till 8:30,
and finally,
4). that ficticious bastard Jesus for being murdered 1980 years ago tomorrow meaing that every bastard where is shut until bloody Tuesday.

You know what, after all that I feel absolutely no fcuking better at all.

Arrrrrrrrrrrghghghghhghghhghghg.

I tried so fecking hard to be legal about something and it just gets thrown in my face, i know if i go and drive I'll be pulled I just feckin gknow it, do you think they will listen to my story?
Will they fukc. :mad: :mad:

I hope this amuses you somewhat, I may feel better knowing that people are laughing at my predicament.

GD1
17-04-2003, 21:22
Chill Jez - it could be worse!

Had some women in work today talking to the kids and they did a bit of acupuncture - fitted an anti stress bead in my ear!!!! All I have to do is give it a rub when I'm feeling stressed and hey presto!!!!!!!!!

Does it work?????????????

DOES IT ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jezz_S13
17-04-2003, 21:27
It could be worse yeah, I could have had some witch doctor shoving stuff in my ears. :)
Tell here next time to either skin up and let that calm you down, or to piss off with her box of hocus pocus tricks.

docwra
18-04-2003, 10:38
hehehe :D :D :D
The missus had the same prob with her car - she had to wait a week before it was classed "non-disabled" :rolleyes:
Heres what you gotta do:
Smoke a joint (immediate relief)
Get pissed :)
Stay pissed until Monday night so you wont be able to drive anyway :)
Have another J
Move somewhere where stuff works (I suggest Australia or something) or where the police are corrupt (South America has other benefits as well)
As for the Jesus bloke - I know where his Dad lives ......... ;)

Problem solved innit :D

Jezz_S13
18-04-2003, 10:45
Cheers Doc,

i''ve calmed down a bit now, I'm taking my frustration out on the old grey one by taking it to bits. :) Very theraputic actually. :)

I don't have to wait three days as they will do it there and then, jsut not open till tues.

200sxer
18-04-2003, 10:48
That's very crap:(

But you can spend the next 4 days cleaning, polishing and painting little bits under the bonnet, so when everything is sorted it will look lovely when you go for a little cruise:cool:

Leon
18-04-2003, 10:50
thats coz anything to do with the official side of motoring is run by muppets who could be replaced by a team of howler monkeys and the only difference you'd notice is a tidier office.

Actually Jezz, there is a more rational explanation as outlined recently in the Commons. AS well as taxing your balls off, the government have decided to persuade you NOT to drive by making it hard as poss to get the docs...
ANd of course, if you drive without them, more money for Fat Jags........