alexjj
16-04-2003, 14:55
Quick Political Aptitude Test with only 1 question
>
> This test consists of one (1) multiple-choice
question
>
> The question (set forth below) is based on the
following
> list of countries that the U.S. has bombed since the
end of
> World War II:
>
> 1. China 1945-46, plus the odd embassy bombing by mistake
> 2. Korea 1950-53, and maybe soon too
> 3. China 1950-53, see above, as a result..
> 4. Guatemala 1954
> 5. Indonesia 1958, and if the skechy ****s step out of line again..
> 6. Cuba 1959-60 fairy nuff..
> 7. Guatemala 1960 yep
> 8. Congo 1964 ongoing **** up place
> 9. Peru 1965 shining path ****ers
> 10. Laos 1964-73 kill those dink slopes..
> 11. Vietnam 1961-73 yep
> 12. Cambodia 1969-70 yep
> 13. Guatemala 1967-69 wetback bstards
> 14. Grenada 1983 oops... got caught on the old contras thingy
> 15. Libya 1986 erm... our new best friends..?
> 16. El Salvador 1980s yeh.. contras deal again..
> 17. Nicaragua 1980s yeh... dodgy cia shit again
> 18. Panama 1989 see above
> 19. Iraq 1991-2003 see above. We sold em wmd and propped up the regime for years...
> 20. Sudan 1998 oops - got our asses kicked pal
> 21. Yugoslavia 1999 ****ing balkan idiots - let em whack each other - why do we want to be there anyway?
> 22. Afghanistan 1998, 2001-2002 yep same again... cia dodginess there... fund them against the russians, then when they dont play ball with the "great game" for oil in the region, then take those mother****ers with the laundry on their heads out. Its wash day towel heads... We got the machine...
>
> Question:
>
> In how many of these instances did a democratic
government, respectful of human rights, occur as a direct
result?
>
> For your answer, choose one of the following:
>
> (a) 0
> (b) zero
> (c) none
> (d) not one
> (e) a whole number between -1 and +1
>
> This test consists of one (1) multiple-choice
question
>
> The question (set forth below) is based on the
following
> list of countries that the U.S. has bombed since the
end of
> World War II:
>
> 1. China 1945-46, plus the odd embassy bombing by mistake
> 2. Korea 1950-53, and maybe soon too
> 3. China 1950-53, see above, as a result..
> 4. Guatemala 1954
> 5. Indonesia 1958, and if the skechy ****s step out of line again..
> 6. Cuba 1959-60 fairy nuff..
> 7. Guatemala 1960 yep
> 8. Congo 1964 ongoing **** up place
> 9. Peru 1965 shining path ****ers
> 10. Laos 1964-73 kill those dink slopes..
> 11. Vietnam 1961-73 yep
> 12. Cambodia 1969-70 yep
> 13. Guatemala 1967-69 wetback bstards
> 14. Grenada 1983 oops... got caught on the old contras thingy
> 15. Libya 1986 erm... our new best friends..?
> 16. El Salvador 1980s yeh.. contras deal again..
> 17. Nicaragua 1980s yeh... dodgy cia shit again
> 18. Panama 1989 see above
> 19. Iraq 1991-2003 see above. We sold em wmd and propped up the regime for years...
> 20. Sudan 1998 oops - got our asses kicked pal
> 21. Yugoslavia 1999 ****ing balkan idiots - let em whack each other - why do we want to be there anyway?
> 22. Afghanistan 1998, 2001-2002 yep same again... cia dodginess there... fund them against the russians, then when they dont play ball with the "great game" for oil in the region, then take those mother****ers with the laundry on their heads out. Its wash day towel heads... We got the machine...
>
> Question:
>
> In how many of these instances did a democratic
government, respectful of human rights, occur as a direct
result?
>
> For your answer, choose one of the following:
>
> (a) 0
> (b) zero
> (c) none
> (d) not one
> (e) a whole number between -1 and +1