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Simon
16-04-2003, 13:17
I think this applies to many of us! :D


The majority of students in universities today were born in 1984 -1985....

They are called youth.

They have never heard of We are the World, We are the children...and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel.

They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena or Belinda
Carlisle.

For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam.

CD's have existed since they were born.

Michael Jackson has always been white.

To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are just new films out last year.

They think that N-Trance "set me free" is an Old Skool song.

They can never imagine life before computers.

They've never heard of Pac-Man or Space Invaders or BBC computers that have Bat n Ball games.

They'll never have thought Jazz was the sexiest aftershave ever.

They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, Red Hand Gang or the
Famous Five.

They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You.

They can't believe a black and white television ever existed and don't even know how to switch on a TV without a remote control.

And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone.

Now let's check if we're getting old...

1. You understand what was written above and you smile.

2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.

3. Your friends are getting married.

4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.

5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.

6. You've developed more and more feelings about your work. It's now your life.

7. You spend less and less time talking on phone with your friends daily.

8. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good old days, repeating again and again all funny stories you have experienced together.

Yes, you're getting older !!!! :D

Yak
16-04-2003, 13:29
D'OH !!! :eek: :p

The Architect
16-04-2003, 14:52
never thought i would happen,

i,ve turned into my old man:eek: :( :(

ScoobyDoo
16-04-2003, 15:11
Yep, its true!

Ive found myself saying things like "theres a time and a place for everything" and "kids today have no respect for other peoples property" at least once or twice...........

I'm only a step away from pipe rack, werthers original, slippers and an S14a:p

Simon
16-04-2003, 15:12
Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
and an S14a:p

Careful

grinder
16-04-2003, 15:24
Gulty as charged m'lud.


I think its time for my afternoon nap now:D

Pete C
16-04-2003, 15:34
About half of that is true for me, half not.

Quite scary considering I'm only 20! :eek:

Ken
16-04-2003, 15:38
Bugger, definately getting old, when I watch top of the pops now, I don't know the presenters or half the groups anymore

200sxer
16-04-2003, 16:24
thanks:( :p

ScoobyDoo
16-04-2003, 17:06
Originally posted by Blue
Bugger, definately getting old, when I watch top of the pops now, I don't know the presenters or half the groups anymore

I couldnt even tell you when its on any more!

Is it still Thursday 7:00pm?

dobergoose
16-04-2003, 21:55
Originally posted by Simon
I think this applies to many of us! :D

2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out.

Yes, you're getting older !!!! :D

NIGHT OUT, I must be getting old, whats one of those?

Nocturnal
16-04-2003, 23:22
No, NO, NOOOOOO!!!! :D

I was doing most of that, and I just turn 23...damn I am getting old...

JB
16-04-2003, 23:41
And don't you find Plod look sooo young these days, even the Inspectors :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

The 'young' generation should be bloody grateful the've never heard of Pr!ck Gastley though :)