turbo pete
13-04-2003, 01:02
> Saddam's Body Doubles
>
> "The eight Saddam body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in
> downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and
> says,
> 'I have some good news and some bad news.' They ask for the good news
> first.
>
> "Aziz says, 'The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all
> still
> have jobs.'
>
> "'And the bad news?' they ask.
>
> "Aziz replies, 'He's lost an arm.'"
>
> "The eight Saddam body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in
> downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and
> says,
> 'I have some good news and some bad news.' They ask for the good news
> first.
>
> "Aziz says, 'The good news is that Saddam is still alive, so you all
> still
> have jobs.'
>
> "'And the bad news?' they ask.
>
> "Aziz replies, 'He's lost an arm.'"