vega
10-04-2003, 23:55
I'm not racist BTW... stolen from another board and made me chuckle :D
Saddam hussein was captured by an elite group of american forces yesterday who raided one of his palaces and found him on his throne sh1tting himself.
After being brought to america and interogated he was given the death sentence for crimes against humanity by george bush.
Saddam "may i ask you one queston before im executed george?"
Bush "go ahead, now im going to kill you anyway it dont matter."
Saddam "my sons, they watch startrek. theres people from all races, scottish, british, america, alien all working together on one ship. BUT i see no arabic people. why is this?"
Bush "Well saddam, thats obvious isn't, its about the future!"
Saddam hussein was captured by an elite group of american forces yesterday who raided one of his palaces and found him on his throne sh1tting himself.
After being brought to america and interogated he was given the death sentence for crimes against humanity by george bush.
Saddam "may i ask you one queston before im executed george?"
Bush "go ahead, now im going to kill you anyway it dont matter."
Saddam "my sons, they watch startrek. theres people from all races, scottish, british, america, alien all working together on one ship. BUT i see no arabic people. why is this?"
Bush "Well saddam, thats obvious isn't, its about the future!"