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Simon
09-04-2003, 08:25
Why do women insist on having the toilet seat left down? :rolleyes: lol
Wak
09-04-2003, 08:49
Because they are too lazy to do it themselves when they want to use the toilet.
Wak
09-04-2003, 08:50
On a side note do you know why women wear make up and perfume?


















































































Because they're ugly and they smell

:p :p ;) ;) :D :D
gaz.thomas
09-04-2003, 09:22
It's because they're all liars.

Makeup - that's not their face
Hair Dye - that's not their hair
Wonderbra - that's not their rack
Tights - that's not their legs

I could go on all day.

Women. Liars without realising it. :D:D:D

Gaz
-x-
Vez
09-04-2003, 09:26
Okay another tune not to get in your head.....






































You have been warned, the evil continues :D



























"come on barbie lets go party"
"oh oh oh yeah"
"come on barbie lets go party"
"oooooh oh oh ooooooh oh oh"


:D
SMiFFAD
09-04-2003, 13:13
its cos the loo seat moves on a hinge, making it a machine, technically, women and machinery dont mix!

(i'm only joking women.....love you all :D)
Nick
09-04-2003, 14:36
If they complain too much just piss with the seat down.
TAS
09-04-2003, 15:13
Originally posted by Vez
Okay another tune not to get in your head.....


You have been warned, the evil continues :D



"come on barbie lets go party"
"oh oh oh yeah"
"come on barbie lets go party"
"oooooh oh oh ooooooh oh oh"


:D

Thanks for that... I now have that tune in my head:D
Leon
09-04-2003, 21:36
Originally posted by gaz.thomas
It's because they're all liars.

Makeup - that's not their face
Hair Dye - that's not their hair
Wonderbra - that's not their rack
Tights - that's not their legs

I could go on all day.

Women. Liars without realising it. :D:D:D

Gaz
-x-

Precisely. So if you don't like it, it isn't their body and can be changed....

Sheet boys, this is getting a bit chauvenistic isn't it???