View Full Version : Funny...VTS nails an EVO..could happen No?
...just read this over on CTR...thought you guys/girls might find it amusing...
"taken from the saxo site... the guy thinks he has raced and beaten an evo. its surely a wind up but is so funny i just had to post it for you to look at...
gazVTS
"just had a dual wiv an Evo6, i'm only running 150+bhp but out drove this geeza, we were doing 80 mph on a B road and i nailed him in through the twisty bits, well impressed, who said Evo's were the mutts nutts, c'mon VTS pilots, were on a sortie ????????????"
this is the funny bit...
gazVTS
"i have never come across a bunch of green eyed monsters like you lot in my life, i have something special and you mock me, well watch out coz i'm coming to a cruise near you soon n then you'll be sayin "mental gaz is in the house, much repect, this saxo is maxo, he's boss ! "
Kelly, u dis beleiver watch out one day on the tarmac, gaz will be behind sayin "i'm barkin at your back door, move ova i'm hungry dogg, gimme the highway, it's my oxygen, i need to breathe ! ""
what a joker!!!
oh the thread is:
http://www.saxosportsclub.co.uk/forum/posts.asp?threadid=91652&forumid=1"
written by the same bloke elsewhere in the thread
"mate, im for real, i've trounsed scooby's before today, it aint the motor it's the driver !!!"
PMFSL:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
if any of you are feeling depressed, please read this, it will cheer you right up
LOL :D What was the one they had on there before? Someone claiming they'd beating a Porsche Turbo wasn't it?
Yep, Porsche Turbo. For those that missed it 1st time ;)
http://www.saxosports.com/forum/posts.asp?threadid=51246&forumid=1
crackdownuk
08-04-2003, 17:25
some people hey:( hey may well have went past a evo, but was the evo trying??? me thinks not. The saxo is a good car (hiding 4 cover :p ) quite nippy and good handling etc but nobs like this give car bad names, just like the nova, sad but true
I'm so glad that the people on here aren't that sad/disillusioned.
The porsche probably wasn't even racing him, that's why its a dot in the distance. fcking idiot
Just had a quick read through some of the threads, apparently a Saxo can beat almost any other vehicle in the world with the right driver, just waiting now for the I beat a Mclaren F1 in my VTS thread to appear
join up and write one :D:D:D:D go on go on :D:D
hehehe
I raced my saxo west coast at the brzilian GP on sunday and won:D :D :D
Originally posted by moondogr
I raced my saxo west coast at the brzilian GP on sunday and won:D :D :D
..........which was nice :)
Where are all these childish posts, I joined as "nowayasaxocanbeatanevo"
but cant find them anywhere!!!
Heres a good quote from the Porshe thread
"I could get my saxo over 300 bhp easy. Trouble is I can't afford to, I'd need gearbox and forged pistons which I can't afford right now. And I may possibly have to go up a supercharger as well. But its an attainable figure"
300BHP Saxo :eek: :eek: :eek:
[i]300BHP Saxo :eek: :eek: :eek: [/B]
imagine how many sets of tyres he'd get through each day
oh dear, this is highly amusing alright!! I have a mate who owns a saxo and she thinks its funny when people claim to have beaten all these proper sports cars! Oh well, it certainly keeps the rest of the world entertained! :D
What is it with kiddie-racers? Is there some pratt-kiddie-racer to lack-of-English-literacy ratio going on?
JonnyBoy
09-04-2003, 16:54
I remember when I used to look at the Evo Forum all the time it was the 172 lot that were always bragging - dont get me wrong, Ive head alot of good things about it, but some of the claims they were making :rolleyes:
Ended up with one thread entitled "my 172 is faster than....."
Scooby
Evo
Lambo
McLaren F1
Sound
Light
Startship Enterprise etc.
PMSL :D:D
Didn't Evo find that the stripped-down wide-track cheap version of the Clio 172 was as fast around a track as a Scooby?
JonnyBoy
09-04-2003, 17:10
Didnt see that one mate, have to have a seach around
SCRABBLE!!!
Is ripper on holiday or something ?
dear god....that gaz vts sounds really like winner for a member of the cast in the UK fast and furious....
someone insert the fekker into a chipper or something...
Didn't Evo find that the stripped-down wide-track cheap version of the Saxo VTS was as fast around a track as a Scooby driver (on foot)? ;)
My sisters Saxo VTR is well quick, in the past 2 months it's gone nowhere, and beaten nothing - giving it an average speed of nil! :D My Renault 19 1.4, on the other hand, has travelled at least 2k miles, technically making it infinitely faster :)
Originally posted by JackaL
My Renault 19 1.4, on the other hand, has travelled at least 2k miles, technically making it infinitely faster :)
It's MUCH quicker when we are going BACK to the Chinese for my missing order :):):D
You shouldnt dismiss other peoples claims guys just coz they have a better car than you, myself just this morning in the trusty Escort 1.6 GL (which stands for greater lag) done a 360 modena. had it drifting round the roundabouts and left him for dead on the straights, think its all down to me being a brutal driver and a bit of a mentalist. Anyone who doubts my victory obvisiouly cant drive as good as me coz once i got me shades and cap on bruv i'm in mccrae mode and well out there, you know its true :rolleyes: Big respect to my neon washer jets that help obtain my 500bhp fiqure :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
ScoobyDoo
09-04-2003, 18:23
So thats where Ive been going wrong, no neon washer jets :(
Does anyone know the BHP increase I can expect when I fit these? I already have some Ripspeed harness pads on my seat belts, Ive been told they're good for 15bhp alone.
harness pads are at least 15bhp each, so with 4 you may even see 75 horses and the max power ones are good for 100BHP :D
Neon washers are rated due to the colour, green are 20 bhp, blue 50 bhp and the red ones will see 75 bhp at the wheels if used in conjunction with alloy fuel cap and 'Motorsport' windscreen strip :p
Martin T
11-04-2003, 10:56
Reminds me of a conversation with one of these saxo driving nobs. He was going on about how his car does 0-60 in 7 seconds. I said still slower than a standard 200sx. He said no his car will beat one to 60. I said it won't since the s13 does 60 in 6.7 secs, and s14 6.4 secs. He said he knows but his car would still beat one of these cars to 60. I dont think maths was his strong point.
voodoo_melon
11-04-2003, 11:39
Originally posted by Martin T
Reminds me of a conversation with one of these saxo driving nobs. He was going on about how his car does 0-60 in 7 seconds. I said still slower than a standard 200sx. He said no his car will beat one to 60. I said it won't since the s13 does 60 in 6.7 secs, and s14 6.4 secs. He said he knows but his car would still beat one of these cars to 60. I dont think maths was his strong point.
Lol:D :D :D
Typical saxo driver.
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