Worst story about being sick

[yeager]

After football today we were chatting about stuff and somehow got onto the story of my best mate being sick on me, it goes like this...

We were about 16 and doing the "camping at the bottom of the garden" thing round a friends house. His mum brought some sausages and burgers down for us to cook. We didn't know that they were all primed ready to give us bad food poisoning...

Anyway, we cooked em, wolfed em down and went to sleep. In the middle of the night, me and my mate got bored, decided to jump the fence at the bottom of the garden and start messing about on the bowling green behind the house... long story short... police turn up and we have to then spend the night in the house.

We are all lined up in a room next to a huge, indoor avery, and this room is HOT. About 3am I wake up, someones thrown a bucket of hot water onto my face...

Or so I thought... my best friend next to me had awoken in the night, sat up... and emptied his stomach over his sleeping friend... nice :(

So i'm sick about 10 seconds afterwards, I also have contracted the same food poisoning... we then spend the rest of the night sharing a basin, both being sick into it and having to unblock each others vomit from the plug hole... nasty

Any other interesting stories to tell ?

[vega]

None of my stories will quite match up to that standard :)

[Ninja]

when I was about 16 me and some friends were camping out in the woods, we had a nice camp fire going and had cooked up some sausages and drank lots(why is it you seem to be able to drink more when you are 16??)i had drank a whole bottle of malibu:D :D anyway we were chatting away and eventually drifted off to sleep around the fire to keep warm. Suddenly i woke up and projectile vomited on to the fire:eek: the smell was awfull:D :D

also when i was 13 @ boarding school, it was parents evening so my mum, dad and sister were there, she was about 8 at the time. now my mum doesn`t drink and they were giving out free wine so i kept getting her wine and then drinking it, then i found where they were keeping the wine,i got theough about 2 bottles of red and a bottle of white, BIG MISTAKE!!! i was standing outside the the homework room and there were quite a few people about including my parents and sister when i threw up this lovely red stuff everywhere, my sister thought i was going to die:D :D then when we went to bed i was still absoulutely slaughtered and i was on a top bunk,i threw up at the wall and it ran down the wall on to the guy below:D :D I never got i trouble for that, but still to this day i can`t stand wine:D

[MattyGee]

when i was 9 or 10 i was on a school bus trip down to london. i ended up feeding all my sandwiches to pidgeons and buying loads of sweets with the money my parents hd given me. so throughout the day i scoffed all the sweets, got back on the bus home and me and my mates managed to get the best seats (the row right at the back). i was sitting in the middle and after about half an hour of the journey home i started feeling really ill, called for my teacher and as she was travelling up the aisle of the bus towards us i projectile vomited down the isle back at her :p
all my sick ran down the middle of the bus and made everyone feel ill all the way home cos it stank :p :p