The Architect
28-03-2003, 12:32
just something to bring a smile, (hopefully)
If you think life is bad........
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once..
It takes 4 minutes to get hard, two minutes to get soft..
You share the same bed with 11 others..
and worst of all …the only 1 that sat on your face was your mother !!
So cheer up life isn't that bad.....
One day, a blind man was in a ladie's bar ordering a drink.
"Who wants to hear a blonde joke?" he suddenly asked. The lady sitting beside him turned to him and said,
"Look, mister, before you tell that joke, there are 5 things you should know:
1. The bartender is a blonde
2. The bouncer is a blonde
3. I am a blonde with a black belt in karate
4. The lady to your left is a blonde professional weight-lifter
5. The lady behind you is a blonde professional wrestler
"Now," she continued, "are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
The man thought for a moment and answered,
"Not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times!"
no disrespect to any blond ladies on the board.
If you think life is bad........
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once..
It takes 4 minutes to get hard, two minutes to get soft..
You share the same bed with 11 others..
and worst of all …the only 1 that sat on your face was your mother !!
So cheer up life isn't that bad.....
One day, a blind man was in a ladie's bar ordering a drink.
"Who wants to hear a blonde joke?" he suddenly asked. The lady sitting beside him turned to him and said,
"Look, mister, before you tell that joke, there are 5 things you should know:
1. The bartender is a blonde
2. The bouncer is a blonde
3. I am a blonde with a black belt in karate
4. The lady to your left is a blonde professional weight-lifter
5. The lady behind you is a blonde professional wrestler
"Now," she continued, "are you sure you want to tell that joke?"
The man thought for a moment and answered,
"Not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times!"
no disrespect to any blond ladies on the board.