A none provocative post

[JB]

Please vote only

DO NOT POST
Can't you lot fcuking read :rolleyes:



Hopefully there won't be cause to turn this thread into a anti western bashing fest.

[andyf]

oh whoops I appear to have deleted ALL posts below JB's! Goddamn my poor hand-eye co-ordination, all I wanted to do was fix the vote! :D

[Vez]

Mr Fog is clearly using his position to dictate to the rest of us...

HIS VIEW AND HIS ALONE......

I think we need to over power this dictatorship, and rise up against the draconian powers that be ANDYF and his admin cronnies and install justice for the Fluffies, Cuddlies and Bagpuss.

Let us fight United the power of AndyF!

[Nathan_200sx]

http://smilies.crowd9.com/cwm/3dlil/la.gif

Must have touched a nerve in the admin section :rolleyes:

Did anyone complaine in the member section ? I'll nip and have a look.

[Leon]

narglybegenefast

it was just getting entertaining.

[Jezz_S13]

Originally posted by andyf
oh whoops I appear to have deleted ALL posts below JB's! Goddamn my poor hand-eye co-ordination, all I wanted to do was fix the vote! :D

you w@nker :)

[Nathan_200sx]

Nope no complaints........andy realy must have decrepid hand eye co-ordination after all, just hope he doesnt poke himself in the eye when he goes to pick his nose ;):p

[Vez]

Maybe hes a squirrel synpathiser and wishes to dictate to us what happend in WWII!!!

Grrrr

[Keith_C]

Aww - I was enjoying the thread :(

[SteveCarter200]

And I missed it totally and am intrigued about what was happening.:(

[JB]

If it was turning nasty then lock it by all means. But why delete the posts Andy? Have you deleted a certain persons posts because they caused offence?

[Vez]

And just as Bugpuss was gonna kick the asses of both the Fluffy Bunnies and the Cuddly Bears! :(

[Jezz_S13]

Bring it back FFS, reload selector. :D:D

Damn that Andy Hitler Hussein Fogg. :mad:

[Nathan_200sx]

Never fear I've managed to retrieve some :D:D:D:D:D:


We are really close to the advancing Fix it mice, and unconfirmed reports are that Proffessor Yaffle has just flown in ground support for the mice. Sightings have been made of the mouse organ landing by parachute not far from my secret location.

It is clear if the mice have the mouse organ, with is ballistic missle capabilites (after all those aint pipes to play music, but are super guns) then the Cuddlies and fluffies really should start to worry.

There have been sightings in and around the Cuddlies home cities of Bagpuss' top spy Gabriel Croaker, though this could mearly be his double, in an attempt to undermine the cuddlies"


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Errr, we have an unidentified bogey coming in at us.....Missile away.....Target hit.....Yeeehaaaaw!

Errr, we have identified wreckage falling down around us of a Tornado fighter aircraft, can someone confirm?

The yanks blow the crap out of us again, suprise sur bloody prise.

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Starionman
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Originally posted by JB
SILLY CHILD

YOU ARE JUST SPOUTING PROPGANDA YOU HAVE NO PROOF TTT

THE BEARS ARE TOTALLY BLAMELESS

GET YOU FACT RIGHT AND DO NOT RELY ON THE BUNNY PRESS TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH TTT

SILLY CHILD
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I heard a similar report from a Mr P Bear himself.

You have to understand the bear's position here, and why they have had to develop such terrible weapons against the bunnies.
They are terrified of haveing the stuffing knocked out of them


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THE BEARS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAD TO DEVELOP THESE CHIMICAL WEAPONS WHICH THEY DO NOT HAVE IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR THE IMPERIALIST BUNNIES AND MICE WHO GASSED BEARS DURING WORLD WAR 2 TTT


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"Here behind fluffy bunny lines I can tell you of a major build up of forces in responce to the threat of Chemical wepaons. Bunnies are shaggin' everywhere in an effort to form the largest land assualt ever seen since the dictatorship the cute squirrels of WWII"


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Errr, we have an unidentified bogey coming in at us.....Missile away.....Target hit.....Yeeehaaaaw!

Errr, we have identified wreckage falling down around us of a Tornado fighter aircraft, can someone confirm?

The yanks blow the crap out of us again, suprise sur bloody prise.

We need to enlist some opticians for the war effort!





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Unfortunately,
the losses are great among the easter hares, who came to support the flurry bunnies against the 3 bears defending their gruts
BNN (Bunny News Network) reports that 43 courageous "hares from the East" were accidentaly shot by the glorious bunnies troops.
The stinking bears, always looking for a way to improve their propaganda, issued a National joke on Al-jalbeara:

"What is the difference between the Hares and the Rabbits on the battlefield?"
...
...
...
...
Rabbits are always on the good side of the carrot launcher...


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There have been reports of several bunnies being injured in a friendley fur incident


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JB WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, I THOUGHT IMRAN HAD JOINED IN.

Vez, It's Yaffle goddammit & he was a woodpecker!!!!


What have we started.


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thankfully the magpie oligarchy hasn't yet joined in, although intelliengce suggests that they are currently flying in circles making ackack noises


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"Toy Story news just reported that the Fix it mice are now dug in with there impenitrable fortress of the mouse organ, and have just started to bombard both factions....

The terifying whistles as missiles are launched every three or four second from the organ can be heard from over the hills and far away.

Whilst the bombardment continues Professor Yaffle has been sighted over the fluffies front line, dropping birth control bombs on teh populace of the rabbits, in a bid to stop the build up of a land invasion force.!


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Errr, we have an unidentified bogey coming in at us.....Missile away.....Target hit.....Yeeehaaaaw!

Errr, we have identified wreckage falling down around us of a Tornado fighter aircraft, can someone confirm?

The yanks blow the crap out of us again, suprise sur bloody prise.

We need to enlist some opticians for the war effort!





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JB WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
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I AM NOT SHOUTING SILLY CHILD I AM JUST EMPHASISING SOME IMPORTANT POINTS WHICH YOU BUNNY SUPPORTERS CLEARLY DO NOT HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO UNDERSTAND TTT


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I AM NOT SHOUTING SILLY CHILD I AM JUST EMPHASISING SOME IMPORTANT POINTS WHICH YOU BUNNY SUPPORTERS CLEARLY DO NOT HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO UNDERSTAND TTT
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OH TTT.


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quote:
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Originally posted by shadow21

BNN (Bunny News Network) reports that 43 courageous "hares from the East" were accidentaly shot by the glorious bunnies troops.
The stinking bears, always looking for a way to improve their propaganda, issued a National joke on Al-jalbeara:

"What is the difference between the Hares and the Rabbits on the battlefield?"
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Rabbits are always on the good side of the carrot launcher...
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BE SERRIOUS FOR ONCE. ITS A NEWS FEED FOR WESTERN BUNNY PROPOGANDA.

No different really to the ramblings made by "Bunny" extremists regarding how Bearland should become a Bunny state.

If this is the propaganda that you are quoting from.... then there is not much more that we can say.




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TTT, had to change my sig, due to complaints, TTT

Errr, we have an unidentified bogey coming in at us.....Missile away.....Target hit.....Yeeehaaaaw!

Errr, we have identified wreckage falling down around us of a Bunny fighter aircraft, can someone confirm?

The Hares blow the crap out of us again, suprise sur bloody prise.

We need to enlist some opticians and vets for the war effort!

God Bless your double standards.



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TTT - does that stand for to the top?


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WHILST YOU POLITICLE TYPES HAVE BEEN ARGUING ABOUT THE PROBLEMS BETWEEN YOUR NATIONS - HAVE YOU NOT NOTICE THE BAGPUSS ARMY MARCHING FORWARD TO TAKE BOTH OF YOUR HOMELANDS WHILST YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN.

YOUR SHORT SIGHTED POLITICLE BICCERING IS GOING TO COST BOTH OF YOU YOUR FREEDOM/DICTATORSHIPS IF YOU DONT BURRY YOUR DIFFERENCES, TTT


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Errr, we have an unidentified bogey coming in at us.....Missile away.....Target hit.....Yeeehaaaaw!

Errr, we have identified wreckage falling down around us of a Tornado fighter aircraft, can someone confirm?

The yanks blow the crap out of us again, suprise sur bloody prise.

We need to enlist some opticians for the war effort!





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BAGPUSS PRESS:

"Latest pictures of our elite mice forces in there strong hold checking radar for targets

"


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Errr, we have an unidentified bogey coming in at us.....Missile away.....Target hit.....Yeeehaaaaw!

Errr, we have identified wreckage falling down around us of a Tornado fighter aircraft, can someone confirm?

The yanks blow the crap out of us again, suprise sur bloody prise.

We need to enlist some opticians for the war effort!





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Originally posted by Starionman
TTT - does that stand for to the top?
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SILLY CHILD TTT

I HAVE A STICKING KEYBOARD TTT

THAT'S JUST TYPICAL OF YOUR KIND, MAKING POLITICAL CAPITAL OUT OF INNOCENT BEAR SUPPORTERS WITH STICKING KEYBOARDS TTT


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TTT I've had to change my sig because people thought it wasn't provocative enoughTTT
Burn the fcuking bunnies I say - infidels
Prisoners of War - pah, behead them and have done

Double standards - That's the Bunny West for you



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Bagpuss and Yaffle are discussing their latest successes, and trying to work out how they are going to fit into their armoured carrier.





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I fully believe the Terratorial Fix it Mice will be able to ahem "fix it" for them, now then now then....


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Errr, we have an unidentified bogey coming in at us.....Missile away.....Target hit.....Yeeehaaaaw!

Errr, we have identified wreckage falling down around us of a Tornado fighter aircraft, can someone confirm?

The yanks blow the crap out of us again, suprise sur bloody prise.

We need to enlist some opticians for the war effort!

[Nathan_200sx]

http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/cwm/big/cool.gif

[Jezz_S13]

no pictures :(

and not much of it.

but cruise missles better then a poke in the eye with a SCUD :)

[Leon]

so what are the mice firing out of their *ahem* organs?

Still no news on the Meryl Streep, the bears are keeping quiet.

Night falls, the pitched positions entrenched. By morning, who know what the bears, bunnies, squirrels or magpies might have unleased.
A world waits with bated breath...

[Nathan_200sx]

look I tried ok and thats all I could get ;) build on it and dont blame me for nazi censoring ;):D

[Leon]

Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
look I tried ok and thats all I could get ;) build on it and dont blame me for nazi censoring ;):D

Or for the funny walk?? ;) ;)

[Keith_C]

Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
look I tried ok and thats all I could get ;) build on it and dont blame me for nazi censoring ;):D

(Points)
Andy's a Nazi, Andy's a Nazi!
(/laughs)

Just glad it's not me to blame for once :D

[Jezz_S13]

hey it's back!! :D:D:D

So then Charlie mouse, who shall we oppress today?

Shall we kick that twat toads arse?

http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/200sx/gabriel.jpg

I think so. :D

[andyf]

http://www.silvia-s13.net/media/gahhh.jpg


Yes I do have a small problem with my co-ordination. As you can see I went to eat a biscuit and inadventantly put a staple in my mouth.

[JB]

Originally posted by andyf
http://www.silvia-s13.net/media/gahhh.jpg


Yes I do have a small problem with my co-ordination. As you can see I went to eat a biscuit and inadventantly put a staple in my mouth.

FFS get that pic off quick, kids might be looking in :D

[Nathan_200sx]

Originally posted by andyf
http://www.silvia-s13.net/media/gahhh.jpg


Yes I do have a small problem with my co-ordination. As you can see I went to eat a biscuit and inadventantly put a staple in my mouth.


LMAO:D:D:D:D:D your beyond help andy;)

[andyf]

It's just this indescribable urge when I find I have a camera to hand .. :)

[Martin T]

When are the men in white coats coming to visit you andyf?