Why do we do it...?

[Phil L]

taken from another board but its just as relevant...

- Go out on a Sunday and polish our car
- Get worried at the slightest odd noise
- Spend loads of money on insurance
- Aways look back after parking
- Look for the latest new mod or tweak it make it better
- Park miles away from where you want to go to avoid parking next to other cars
- Crap ourselves when the girlfriend wants to drive it
- Edge forward when stuck in traffic in the high street...to view the reflection from the windows
- Tempt the wrath of the boss/girlfriend/missus by spending so much time on here

[marty_t3]

lol...cheers.

Now you've made me feel like some kind of wierdo deviant :D

[Jeff]

Don't know what you mean m8, none of those apply to me :o er, well ok, maybe one or two ;)

[Algie]

I'm not alone:D

Had a moment in a Tesco car park today with an old duffer in a Daihatsu (sic?) That's why I always park in a corner away from everyone else!!

He was stopped in front of me and starts reversing for no obvious reason, reallllly slowly.

I'm thinking 'he's gonna stop in a second, I'm sure he's gonna stop' I can see him looking at me in his rearview mirror.

He gets within a couple of feet and I decide enoughs enough and give a two second burst of the (pathetic) horn.

He still manages to hit me. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Luckily it was VERY slow and no damage caused, his excuse ' but the bloke in the space next to me wanted to get out' when I said 'but didn't you see me behind you?' his reply was 'No, sorry I'm not wearing my glasses' :eek: :rolleyes: :mad:

WTF!!!

After a quick check of the car (deffo not a scratch) I suggested he shouldn't be anywhere near the wheel of a car and offered to park his for him.

He declined and drove off (again very slowly) pillock:confused:

Alg;)

[vega]

Makes me feel better, that I know i'm not the only wierdo :)

[deej-79]

I had an Italian back into me very slowly at a gas station, all it did was bend my license plate, he didnt speak english so I cussed a lot at him, then when he started saying OK I almost choked him until he ran back to his car. The only thing that made me feel better was the big scratch on the back of his new Mercedes...HAHA, thats what you get ya blind bastard!!!!