Women!

[Quick Pete]

Yesterday my ex parked her car in my driveway blocking me in. I politely advised her that I would be moving my car in a few minutes and would be grateful if she would move it. Somewhat grudgingly she did so.

I backed out my car.........bump......bump. 'Oh God!' I thought. 'I have run over the cat.'

With trepidation I got out of the car expecting a nasty mess at best and a huge vet's bill at worst.

No, all was fine. All that had happened was that she had left her £1,500 company laptop on her driver's seat and placed it on the driveway while she moved the car!

I've cleaned off the tyre marks but it still doesn't work!

Snobby
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[symbol]

:cool: was she your ex @ the time :D or she is now :D
:)

[milo]

D'oh ! Good job it was a company one :D

[Geeza]

Dunno what you guys are on about.....

The drive way is an obvious place to put a £1,500 laptop whilst moving vehicles on the very same driveway! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Bloody hell! :eek:

[Nicely]

I can hear the excuses to IT now... :rolleyes:

[GrahamB]

I don't know, the lengths some people will go to, to reduce the size of their laptop:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Quick Pete]

She's been my ex since 94 but refuses to move out!

It's simple really. The house is my seperate property and although she has a claim on my assets that does not mean she has a claim on the house per se. So by divorcing her she became my tenant and she is protected from being chucked out by the 'Protection from Eviction Act'.

Of course, I was hoping that the ....bump...bump...was something larger than the cat!

Snobby:D :D :D :D :D

[Leon]

:eek:
THat all sounds very complicated