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yeager
24-03-2003, 00:21
keeeeeeerrrrrr nigget
yeager
24-03-2003, 00:22
ftang ftang
Jeedai
24-03-2003, 00:44
Alms for an ex-leper:D
Yingtong
24-03-2003, 00:47
"its only a wee rabit"
Jeedai
24-03-2003, 01:15
This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become...





BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!
yeager
24-03-2003, 01:24
its got big pointy teeth
Nismo_Freak
24-03-2003, 06:12
We're knights of the round table,
We dance ween were able!

:D

it's only a model
shhH!

:p

Run Away! Run Away!

;)

There are those who call me.... TIM.

:)

Ni!! Ni!!

:cool:
Dan@DB-Power
24-03-2003, 09:28
It's only a flesh wound.:D :D
Ken
24-03-2003, 09:32
Second hand electric donkey bottom biter

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

now go away or I shall taunt you a second time

*all spoken with a dodgy french accent:D
Yingtong
24-03-2003, 09:33
"come back....you....you...yellow Bastard i'll bite your knee caps off"
Phil L
24-03-2003, 09:57
/french accent
"its oon-ly waff-fur theen"
yeager
24-03-2003, 09:59
pining for the fyords !!!! what kind of talk is that, and why did it fall flat on it's back the moment i got him 'ome ?
Nismo_Freak
24-03-2003, 10:10
Repressed Peasant 1: Must be a king or somethin...
Repressed Peasant 2: Why?
Repressed Peasant 1: Cause he ain't got sh!t all over him.
GrahamB
24-03-2003, 10:10
Judean Peoples Front... JUDEAN PEOPLES FRONT...

We're the Peoples Front of Judea:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Supraman1
24-03-2003, 10:10
You were LUCKY! When I was young 48 of us used to live in a puddle, we had a lump of cold poison for breakfast, then we'd pay five shillings for the priviledge of working a 26 hour day . . . :D



Oh, I love spam, I'm going to have the spam spam spam spam spam spam fried eggs spam spam spam toast and spam with spam fritters.
yeager
24-03-2003, 10:12
Peasant: help help i'm being repressed
King: Bloody peasant
Peasant: Ooh what a give away !
Wak
24-03-2003, 10:15
I'm Brian and so's my wife
Dunk
24-03-2003, 11:22
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea
MattyGee
24-03-2003, 18:54
"a shrubbery!"

"what is your name?"
"what is your quest?"
"what is your favourite colour?"

Monty Python rocks :D
anyone evr watche the japanese bits off the holy grail dvd ? they are excellent :)
Jeedai
24-03-2003, 20:09
I prefer the sketch where Michael Palin instructs you in the proper usage of the coconut shells

LOL:D
grinder
24-03-2003, 20:36
The dead parrot scetch, 'nuff said :D
Ken
24-03-2003, 20:38
Cheese shop sketch, funny as fcuk
GrahamB
25-03-2003, 00:08
Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully nice to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest *****.

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

:D:D:D:D:D
Class:D:D:D:D
BanjoMaster
25-03-2003, 00:15
He's chickening out, he's buggering off
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin...
Supraman1
25-03-2003, 15:35
(Sung when drunk, in a small quiet village, at 3am on a Sunday, at the top of your voice . . . )

Sit on my faaaaaaace, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you
I love to hear you rhapsodise
When you're between my thighs
You blow me awaaaaaaayy

Etc :)
Dave_S
25-03-2003, 15:55
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me til I die???" :D

"That parrots dead"
"No it's not, it's resting"
"Whys it nailed to the perch then?"

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Dave
gaz.thomas
25-03-2003, 16:32
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

Gaz
-x-
Will Taylor
25-03-2003, 16:53
You are all individuals!

YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!!

I'm not
yeager
25-03-2003, 17:01
Originally posted by Supraman
(Sung when drunk, in a small quiet village, at 3am on a Sunday, at the top of your voice . . . )

Sit on my faaaaaaace, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you
I love to hear you rhapsodise
When you're between my thighs
You blow me awaaaaaaayy

Etc :)

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!