milo
23-03-2003, 19:48
Look, I realise it may not be the best kinda time to post this, but...
A guy goes into a bar in Washington for a beer. Who should he see at a table by the window, but President George W Bush and Donald Rumsfeld.
"Aren't you George W Bush and Donald Rumsfeld ?" he asks.
"Yes, we are "
He is stunned. "What are you doing here, in my local bar?"
"We're discussing World War III" replies Bush.
"That's right" says Donald Rumsfeld. "We're talking about killing four million Iraqis and a tall blonde girl with big tits."
The local asks "Why are you gonna kill a tall blonde girl with big tits?"
Donald Rumsfeld turns to George W and says "There you are, I told you no-one would give a fcuk about four million Iraqis."
:D :eek: :D
A guy goes into a bar in Washington for a beer. Who should he see at a table by the window, but President George W Bush and Donald Rumsfeld.
"Aren't you George W Bush and Donald Rumsfeld ?" he asks.
"Yes, we are "
He is stunned. "What are you doing here, in my local bar?"
"We're discussing World War III" replies Bush.
"That's right" says Donald Rumsfeld. "We're talking about killing four million Iraqis and a tall blonde girl with big tits."
The local asks "Why are you gonna kill a tall blonde girl with big tits?"
Donald Rumsfeld turns to George W and says "There you are, I told you no-one would give a fcuk about four million Iraqis."
:D :eek: :D