Geek Joke.

[Jezz_S13]

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, And those who don't. ;)

[JB]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Dave_S]

:D

Dave

[aaronjb]

After a bad day, I actually laughed out loud at that one..

How sad does that make me? :D

[Jezz_S13]

I have to confess when I read it I PML, it was sent to me (and about 30 others) by someone that was on our Comp Sci Degree course.

[mickstreet]

:D :D :D

I got it and I'm not even an IT bod!

[vega]

LOL :D

[ScoobyDoo]

01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101100 01100100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00101100 00100000 01110011 01100001 01110111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01100111 01101111


01110100 01101111 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 01111001 00100000 01001001 01010100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01100100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101111 01100001 01110010 01100100 00100000 00111010 00101101 00101001

[Leon]

:rolleyes:

[Pauly_Boy]

i giggled slightly after staring at it for about 2 mins thinking wtf!!

I think i understand it

10 as in binary, right? :rolleyes: :(

[R.Sendout]

If I laugh does that make me a geek?

[vega]

Originally posted by Pauly_Boy
i giggled slightly after staring at it for about 2 mins thinking wtf!!

I think i understand it

10 as in binary, right? :rolleyes: :(
10 is 2 :)

[PhilMorrison]

Originally posted by vega
10 is 2 :)

I thought there were 2 types because 0 is 1 and 1 is another? ;) :D:D:D:D

[grinder]

Oh dear, sombody woke up the IT cookie monster :D

[Dave_S]

Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101100 01100100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00101100 00100000 01110011 01100001 01110111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01100111 01101111


01110100 01101111 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101110 01111001 00100000 01001001 01010100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01100100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101111 01100001 01110010 01100100 00100000 00111010 00101101 00101001

I was gonna sit here and work this out but I can't be arsed.

I assume they're ascii codes or you're taking the piss :D

Dave

[Jezz_S13]

Originally posted by Dave_S
I was gonna sit here and work this out but I can't be arsed.

I assume they're ascii codes or you're taking the piss :D

Dave

I think you are taking this to seriously.

Phattly 10 = 2 in binary. it's in 'in' joke with us geeks. :D


decimal... IE base 10

100000 10000 1000 100 10 1

binary... IE Base 2.

512 256 128 64 32 1 6 8 4 2 1

[Dave_S]

Yeah we are taking this too seriously :D

It's a funny joke for us geeks :D

I was just curious as to whether Scooby-man had actually written something that made sense or random 0's and 1s :D

Dave

[Jez]

Originally posted by Jezz_S13
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, And those who don't. ;)

LOL!

Just told some mates - they think I'm even more of a spod now... :rolleyes:

[Leon]

Originally posted by Jez
LOL!

Just told some mates - they think I'm even more of a spod now... :rolleyes:
LOL

Spod

I haven't heard that one since I was 13 LOL LOL

[Chris_Lacey]

:D Love it :)

[JonnyBoy]

I haven't heard that one since I was 13 LOL LOL

Think the bigest geek has just came out :D :D :D

13 - lol

[Grazor]

I like the SQL T-Shirt at Thinkgeek (http://www.thinkgeek.com)

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
.
..
...
....
.....
0 rows returned

made me chuckle :)

[Grazor]

This link is pretty funny too

Download the Internet (http://www.w3schools.com/downloadwww.htm)

[GrahamB]

010110101101, 010110101101, 11001010101110111010100111100101

;)

[Yak]

Originally posted by Grazor
I like the SQL T-Shirt at Thinkgeek (http://www.thinkgeek.com)

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
.
..
...
....
.....
0 rows returned

made me chuckle :)

LMAO :D

[ScoobyDoo]

Yes it was real binary :cool:

[GrahamB]

Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
Yes it was real binary :cool:

Yes your right... Far too many;):cool:

[Kev]

Originally posted by Dave_S
I was gonna sit here and work this out but I can't be arsed.

I assume they're ascii codes or you're taking the piss :D

Dave

Agreed, i started, then thought fook it, one of the other geeks will have worked it out.
But no, im shocked, Jezz, what do we pay u for????

Btw, i was also sad enough to smile at it.

[Jeffers_S13]

Have to admit to owning a few T-shirts from thinkgeek.com...none of those binary ones though :D

[Nathan_200sx]

LMAO :D:D:D I'm sure Ive seen that as a fortune quote, is anyone as sad as me and sit there typing fortune -s:rolleyes: all morning

[Dave_S]

Fortune is brilliant :D

Is there a windows version?

Dave

[Nathan_200sx]

Originally posted by Dave_S
Fortune is brilliant :D

Is there a windows version?

Dave

I dont think so, If there was I'm sure micro$oft would make you pay for it.

[Dave_S]

lol!

Wouldnt be hard to knock-up but I'd need a LONG list of quotes from somewhere please :D ANYONE??

Dave

[Nathan_200sx]

Originally posted by Dave_S
lol!

Wouldnt be hard to knock-up but I'd need a LONG list of quotes from somewhere please :D ANYONE??

Dave

Hers a few I redirected to a file, I havent checked it so sorry if there ar duplicates.

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly
greater than that of any other animals. Some of their most esteemed
inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner
party of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics.
-- H. L. Mencken

Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain?
Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes,
A root or two, a torus and a node:
The inverse of my verse, a null domain.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"

Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.

VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to
ten without using your fingers. Be careful dressing this
morning. You may be hit by a car later in the day and you
wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of
that old underwear you own.

Scott's first Law:
No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

"I have two very rare photographs: one is a picture of Houdini locking
his keys in his car; the other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell
beating up a child."
-- Steven Wright

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a bit
longer."
-- Henry Kissinger

71:
69 with two fingers up your ass.
-- George Carlin

Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.
It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.
-- Garfield

Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in the
bathtub, it tolls for thee.

A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by
blowing first.

"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"
'Twas the Night before Crisis

'Twas the night before crisis, and all through the house,
Not a program was working not even a browse.
The programmers were wrung out too mindless to care,
Knowing chances of cutover hadn't a prayer.
The users were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of inquiries danced in their heads.
When out in the lobby there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my tube to see what was the matter.
And what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Super Programmer, oblivious to fear.
More rapid than eagles, his programs they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name;
On Update! On Add! On Inquiry! On Delete!
On Batch Jobs! On Closing! On Functions Complete!
His eyes were glazed over, his fingers were lean,
From Weekends and nights in front of a screen.
A wink of his eye, and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread...

Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and
still come out ahead.

Help fight continental drift.

"The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from
history."
-- Hegel

"I know guys can't learn from yesterday ... Hegel must be taking the
long view."
-- John Brunner, "Stand on Zanzibar"

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
-- Salvor Hardin, "Foundation"

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss bank.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

Surprise! You are the lucky winner of random I.R.S. Audit! Just type
in your name and social security number. Please remember that leaving
the room is punishable under law:

Name #

O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Law:
Murphy was an optimist.

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's
so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Allen

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority
of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends or both. People
laugh at you a great deal.

May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

Earth is a beta site.

Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
"... all the modern inconveniences ..."
-- Mark Twain

As you reach for the web, a venomous spider appears. Unable to pull
your hand away in time, the spider promptly, but politely, bites you.
The venom takes affect quickly causing your lips to turn plaid along
with your complexion. You become dazed, and in your stupor you fall
from the limbs of the tree. Snap! Your head falls off and rolls all
over the ground. The instant before you croak, you hear the whoosh of
a vacuum being filled by the air surrounding your head. Worse yet, the
spider is suing you for damages.

There's more than one way to skin a cat:
Way number 32 -- Wrap it around a lonely frat man's pecker.

Fortune's Fictitious Country Song Title of the Week:
"How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"

Infancy, n.:
The period of our lives when, according to
Wordsworth, "Heaven
lies about us." The world begins lying about us pretty soon
afterward.
-- Ambrose Bierce

I disapprove of the F-word, not because it's dirty, but because
we use it as a substitute for thoughtful insults, and it frequently
leads to violence. What we ought to do, when we anger each other, say,
in traffic, is exchange phone numbers, so that later on, when we've had
time to think of witty and learned insults or look them up in the
library, we could call each other up:


You: Hello? Bob?
Bob: Yes?
You: This is Ed. Remember? The person whose parking space you
took last Thursday? Outside of Sears?
Bob: Oh yes! Sure! How are you, Ed?
You: Fine, thanks. Listen, Bob, the reason I'm calling is:
"Madam, you may be drunk, but I am ugly, and ..." No, wait.
I mean: "you may be ugly, but I am Winston Churchill
and ..." No, wait. (Sound of reference book thudding onto
the floor.) S-word. Excuse me. Look, Bob, I'm going to
have to get back to you.
Bob: Fine.
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"

Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.

Arbitrary systems, pl.n.:
Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing
general can be said."

Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;
slandered.

"My life is a soap opera, but who has the rights?"
-- MadameX

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
-- Oscar Wilde

[Dave_S]

Thanks mate :D

If work quietens down this afternoon I'll get to it for us Micro$oft plebians :D

Dave