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just finished polishing my car.
I really hate that:( :( :( :D :D :D
sroberts
15-03-2003, 15:26
Looks like an oils spill :D :p nah looks really nice mate
Si :)
Nathan_200sx
15-03-2003, 17:42
Originally posted by bigtone
just finished polishing my car.
I really hate that:( :( :( :D :D :D
I hate the way that after doing the above job the entire bird population decide it's fair game for target practice and they have compitions to see shit on it the most. It's almost comming to the point where Im gonna have to set a deck chair up in the garden and sit there with an air rifle guarding the thing.
I also hate crowds in enclosed spaces
I hate people who dont indicate
I hate people who just stop in the isle in the supermarket right in front of the thing I want.
I hate the way the smallest of blokes think there big and hard in there car, ffs cut me up and then flick me the V's when I complain when were walking, go on I dare you:mad:
I hate it when fat people go on thoses stupid daytime shows and moan about there glands making them fat, oi there is no ****ing mars bar gland.
aaahhhh therapy session ended ;) thanks Bigtone :D
I hate
BMW drivers
Corsa drivers
Saxo drivers
Nova drivers
Scrabbly shit
People who play music too loudly in their cars in town
Tailgaters
People who flash me to get out of their way on the motorway because I happen to leave a gap between myself and the car in front
Lazy people
Employees who always turn up late
People parking in my space at work
Pikeys
Idle bastards who are happy to live on state handouts and not get jobs
Nosey neighbours
Camping
Shopping
I think I'm pretty easy going though :D
I hate a stubborn poo
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Holmes14a
15-03-2003, 19:03
:D at Lenagh.
I hate hangovers like the one I've still got now! I've been sick, sleepy and generally in a fecking bad mood all day. NO NEED! Also I'm sure it's nothing to do with the mixture of many pints of Kronenburg topped off with a few bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale. Didn't wash the car or do anything I wanted to do today, arse:(
luke 200
15-03-2003, 20:51
Back pain... Been blessed with it this week..arrrrrgghhhhh:mad:
Double buggies in crowded shopping centres and the dozy women pushing them like they have right of way at all times and my ankles will move if they hit them hard enough :mad:
Martblusx
15-03-2003, 22:27
1) Studs that break when trying to fit tasty mods to car
2) Coppers with attitude problems
3) People who waste my time (also see 2)
4) Jobsworths (also see 2)
5) Small minded people (also see 2)
6) Traffic Wardens (failed wannabies of 2)
7) Microsoft products
8) Sandwiches with myonaise in (or the fact that nearly all pre made one's have that sh!t in)
9) my girl friend
10) Crap people (in fairness they should be above 2 but its easier to fcukover a crap person than No 2)
11) Pikeys too
12) Things that you have just put down but can't find
13) the number 13
14) Those times when you run out of ideas........
voodoo_melon
16-03-2003, 02:08
Sunday drivers!
Fortunately I'm going at 8am to Derby tomorrow, so I should get a good drive along the a518 with no old gits getting in the way at 40mph. Last time I went along there I caught the glare off the top of the guys head as he turned in in front of me on the roundabout near the uni and thought Oh god, not again. Surprise surprise he manages 45mph when it goes national speed limit although I did make it round him luckily.
Also hate having a car which isn't powerful enough to overtake sunday drivers meaning I get stuck behind them for 15 miles :(
Volvo/saxo/nova drivers.
Hate Buffy the vampire slayer, angel etc
Lots of other things, but I think JB got most of them.
Nismo_Freak
16-03-2003, 05:08
1. Having to buy spacers and longer studs to fit wide wheels and tires to the front of the car.
2. Having a KA24DE instead of a SR20DET which should have came in the car.
3. Cops
4. Arrogant Bastards
5. People that flaunt their money
6. People with better cars than me ... simply because I am jealous :D.
7. American Women
8. Having to work my ass off to afford brake pads that dont show up till 4 weeks later.
9. Ordering clears for a mate and having to deal with a fuktard who cant ship worth a fvck. (Vega ... im about to go crazy mate)
10. Not being able to follow your word cause some imbecile fvcks up everything.
Originally posted by JB
I hate
BMW drivers
Corsa drivers
Saxo drivers
Nova drivers
Scrabbly shit
People who play music too loudly in their cars in town
Tailgaters
People who flash me to get out of their way on the motorway because I happen to leave a gap between myself and the car in front
Lazy people
Employees who always turn up late
People parking in my space at work
Pikeys
Idle bastards who are happy to live on state handouts and not get jobs
Nosey neighbours
Camping
Shopping
I think I'm pretty easy going though :D
JB, are you me?
Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaary!:eek:
my short attension spa...
Originally posted by JB
I hate
BMW drivers
Corsa drivers
Saxo drivers
Nova drivers
Scrabbly shit
People who play music too loudly in their cars in town
Tailgaters
People who flash me to get out of their way on the motorway because I happen to leave a gap between myself and the car in front
Lazy people
Employees who always turn up late
People parking in my space at work
Pikeys
Idle bastards who are happy to live on state handouts and not get jobs
Nosey neighbours
Camping
Shopping
I think I'm pretty easy going though :D
JB I'm sure you missed a few people there, are you mellowing?
1) Peopel crunchin boiled sweets, cereal etc...:mad: :mad: :mad:
2) Not having enuf money when studying
3) Rust that keeps coming back on a 200sx
4) Liars
5) People who insist a 200 looks like a probe
6) People who add 40bhp to their car's power when they fit an exhaust
7) People who tell me to put a huge spoiler on my car cos it's "ace innit"
8) People who walk right behind me no matter how much i speed up or slow down...
9) Selfish people
10) Disrespectful people...
guh...does anyone else feel better writing thi stuff? it just got me mad!:eek:
Originally posted by Wak
JB I'm sure you missed a few people there, are you mellowing?
Oh, I forgot to add:
Councils that put you council Tax up by 14.9%. 14.9% I mean for fcuk sake what the hell do they think they're playing at. Charge and extra 14.9% and in return the average tax payer get even less service than before. Roads don't get gritted, streets don't get cleaned, lights don't get fixed, grass doesn't et mowed. What do we get, oh yes, lower rent for those that can't be arsed to get off their backsides and get a job, lesbian outreach workers, extra sattellite dishes for the scummy (because not to have two might infringe their 'human rights':mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: )
My ex wife (bitch)
My ex mother in law (double bitch)
Still reckon I'm easy going though :D
1) People not taking the foil of a tub of butter when they first open it and leave the flappy bit flapping (same for carton fruit drink)
2) Lateness - pisses me right off
3) Arrogance
4) People who walk slow in the street
5) Newspapers where all the papers are all a mess/out of shape and I have to spend the next 5 mins rejigging it all so I can read it in one piece
6) Thin gravy
7) Leaving electrical items on Standby (or the I can't be arsed bend over and reach for the plug option)
8) Indie/Metal/RnB music
9) Sprouts
10) General untidyness
MattyGee
17-03-2003, 18:46
Originally posted by matt_j
1) Peopel crunchin boiled sweets, cereal etc...:mad: :mad: :mad:
ahh, not just me then, anyone who makes too much noise while eating becomes my instant enemy.
this enrages quicker than almost anything else, i cannot stand it, it makes me instantly violent :mad: :mad:
must calm down must calm down must calm down ...... :o
2.) also hard house w@nkers in nova's and the like (burberry BBC's at that stupid angle they all wear them at)
ermm some others:
3.) lads my age driving expensive cars their daddys paid for/lent them ( i think its cos i have to work so damn hard to afford my car possibly with a little jealosy mixed in)
4.) being paid really poorly at work just cos im still at college (doing my HND in engineering) and just out of my apprenticeship even tho ill soon have more qualifications than my supivisor and manager.
5.) my g/f when she is drunk and in a mood for no reason (i dont like shouting at her but i refuse to take sh1t when ive done nothing to deserve it)
6.) people who drive around without ever using their mirrors and people who leave their indicators on for ages after they have turned cos they havent automatically cancelled (listen for the incessant clicking - it means their still ON !!! :mad: )
and loads of other that i cant think of right now.....
7.) so solid crew
8.) eurodance (that really poor generic stuff, like scooter)
i feel a little better now, but im sure ill find some rage stored up somewhere within me next time i need it :D
Originally posted by JB
Oh, I forgot to add:
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Councils that put you council Tax up by 14.9%. 14.9% I mean for fcuk sake what the hell do they think they're playing at. Charge and extra 14.9% and in return the average tax payer get even less service than before
14.9%?
Luxury! 15.7% for me. :eek: :eek: :eek:
And where's the extra money going? Not on our area - it's going to the adjacent Labour-controlled council!
And that's happening Nationwide, people.
Didn't know that, did you?!!!
Bigots
Racists
Homophobes
People who drift thru life making less impact than a feather falling on granite
BMW drivers who flash me when I'm doing a ton and haven't got anywhere to move to
Foglights on 4x4s
4x4s in town driven by women who can't see over the steering wheel
people who can't see over the steering wheel
people who dillydally and can't make a choice
the
Novas
Mexican Beetles
VW Beetlew Clubs
VW Beetles
Fiestas
Rhubarb
Custard
Back pain
stomach pain
neck pain (got all 3 right now - I'm lovely to know atm)
bad smells that won't go
rust
XP
Originally posted by Ripper
And where's the extra money going? Not on our area - it's going to the adjacent Labour-controlled council!
And that's happening Nationwide, people.
Didn't know that, did you?!!!
Yep, I have a 13.96% increase even though my council is meant to be one of the most efficient in the country. The Government are cutting the grants to Local Authorities so they can give more to those LA's who are crap at there job.
Originally posted by matt_j
Peopel crunchin boiled sweets, cereal etc...:mad: :mad: :mad:
8) People who walk right behind me no matter how much i speed up or slow down...
guh...does anyone else feel better writing thi stuff? it just got me mad!:eek:
you crazed individual.
who else in the world screams at their friend and manually operates their jaw so they don't crunch on crisps! My god man, how can you NOT crunch on crisps! AND you screamed at graham when he crunched again! :)
Rambo stalker
18-03-2003, 11:47
i hate how i cant find plans for a nissan turbo and my lecturer is telling me i need to have it done as soon as!!
:mad:
what really p****s me off is
people who have conservatorys
built with out painting the window
that is above it and then expect me
to try to apply 2 coats of paint to it,
(i can't hover in thin air you know so paint it first)
somthing else that also p****s me off is,
working your b******S off when the owner
off the propety turns up for dinner
makes himself coffee and drinks in front
of you ,T O S S E R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:
also hate warm lager:mad: :mad: :mad:
luke 200
29-03-2003, 20:22
Especially when you have to pay £2.75 for a pint of it.:mad:
Paul_S13
29-03-2003, 20:43
1) Snobbery.
2) Lazy people.
3) People willing to copy others and never have an original thought of their own.
4) Mercedes/VW's/Porches
5) R&B/Hip-hop/swingbeat (its all shite :p )
6) People who don't know what those amber lights on the corners of cars do.
7) People with more money than sense.
8) Wine - it all taste the same to me (nasty) :confused:
:mad:
Paul_S13
29-03-2003, 20:48
Oh yeah one more....
9) Trying to keep a black car looking good, its fecking impossible :(
Originally posted by JB
I hate
BMW drivers
Corsa drivers
Saxo drivers
Nova drivers
Scrabbly shit
People who play music too loudly in their cars in town
Tailgaters
People who flash me to get out of their way on the motorway because I happen to leave a gap between myself and the car in front
Lazy people
Employees who always turn up late
People parking in my space at work
Pikeys
Idle bastards who are happy to live on state handouts and not get jobs
Nosey neighbours
Camping
Shopping
BMW / Corsa / Saxo / Nova and all Rep cars and their drivers - Yup, I'd agree with this even though I used to drive a Nova. Oh the shame!:o :o :o :o :o
People who play music too loudly in their cars in town - I do this but I admit i 'm severely deaf. What I hate is people who have their subs/amps/speakers turned up to 'Are you insane' volume so that the astomosphere outside their car fuzzes and even i can hear it 3 streets away:eek:
Lazy people - Would that include students then:confused:
Drivers who insist on braking at the last possible moment so the car stops 0.000001mm from the next car's rear bumper, regardless wheather someone does this to my car or I am a passenger in the car that does this.
My top piss-off is people who don't indicate at roundabouts properly - How annoying is it to stop at a roundabout only for the 1 car coming round to leave at your junction! Grrrrrrrr:mad: :mad: :mad:
I hate it when Jackadoodledoo leaves the wardrobe door open!!!!....
i know this sounds odd but it pees me off because i'm the poor bugger who then has to close it.....
i hate the smell of cat food and i hate it when the toilet seat is left up.......... (had to get that one in there for us women!!)....
but my biggest hate is when men come home and suggest that we've just been sat on our arse all day doing nothing, like looking after two children who are in nappies and keeping the house tidy isn't doing anything!!!.......
you try doing the washing, hoovering, tidying and entertaining a 2 year old and seeing to a 4 months old every need 7 days a week and THEN tell me i sit on my arse and do nothing!!!!!!!!
friendly fire, now that's a p i s s e r!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad:
Pauly_Boy
29-03-2003, 23:00
My main hate...
Cars with Front Fog Lights on in broad daylight :mad:
I just give them some full beam goodness, shame i blind everyone else around :rolleyes:
Oh, also Record companies who expect us to pay £4 for a single, u mean, aziff!
I hate people who throw chewing gum on the floor, so I tread in it and end up with all over the car mats, people who eat with thier mouths open and make disgusting noises, pikeys, bogus asylum seekers, marmite, people who drive with no consideration for others, getting up early, closing time at the pub and arrogant Arsenal fans who give it the big one then run and tell a policeman when you punch them.
thejames
30-03-2003, 00:10
People that sit at the side of the road with their hazard lights on.
:mad: OMG! WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! :mad:
And its a hundred times worse when they're stopped in front of another car, cos then it looks like they're indicating to get out...
GRRRR!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Oh, and people that ignore the "Please Stand Clear of the Doors" and the chimes and decide to stroll towards the train doors as they're closing!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Ill leave a couple out so as not to offend.
Lets see..........
Rust coming back 2months after u undersealed it
People who dont indicate, especially on roundabouts.
BMW drivers
Saxo drivers
Nova drivers
having no money
Most women drivers and old coffin dodgers
How the mcdonalds etc stuff never looks like it does on the banners above the counter
when said restaurants run out of barbecue sauce:mad: :mad:
my car when it breaks (most of the time)
Bloody useless students who walk into the job above u, getting payed more while u have to train them to do the bloody job:mad: :mad: :mad:
having no money
Liers
Liers who wont admit to it even when confronted
theifs
two faced people, SAY IT TO MY FACE!!!!!
People who never have a positive thing to say
People who get their kicks by bringing others down
Boys who go on bout how great their car is, and how they deserve daddy buying it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Psycho girlfriends who fcuk with ur head
having no money
People who always moan bout how shit their life is bt never do anything about it
Lassies who act as if the world ends when they... break a nail or sommat
People who tell me i could have a brand new car for the money ive spent on my 13yo one
techno pish music
having no money
cheesy music especially boy bands
People who never try to be original
People who HAVE to tell u the price of everything they buy.
snobs
layabout scum
nissan parts prices
working for buttons
being made redundant
having no money
cold chips
warm irn bru
THIS FCUKING COLD!!!!!!!!!:mad: :( :mad: :(
people smoking, especially in confined spaces, and especially when i have a cold, Y should i be made to inhale ur poison?
people who talk to u as if ur stupid cos u work in a bar/shop/.....................
Biggest one is:-
People who think they are better than u, cos, they have more money, a good job............. watever i dont care.
Im no better than anybody else, but no-one is any better than me, so talk to me as if im nothing and expect to be talked to exactly the same way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gosh ive typed alot......... again
Dont think ive got them all either:(
Think ill start a "what makes u happy" thread now
Kev
going out on the piss for a good laugh, and getting knocked out cold in the toilets for allegedly "staring" at someone, and spendindg the rest of the night in hospital with a sore head.
:(
I fookin hate plymouth
Martin T
30-03-2003, 16:19
How about the twats that love to wind themselves up for a bit of road rage, get out like they're gonna do something, then see that either:-
You are bigger than them
There are more of you than them
You are better armed than them
and then turn aroung and leg it?
I'm not exactily a big bloke, so why run the fvck away when I look as pissed off as they are?
WTF, I mean if you are wound up enough to get out of your car and hit someone, then it shouldn't matter how many of them/big they are:mad: If the twats have the guts to get out and give someone a kicking, then the fookers should reap what they sow.
fookin PUSSIES!!!!!
I get wound up in the van and occasionally shout aboue, but never get out to assault someone, no matter what a twat they are (unless they get out)
I have been in 3 road rage incidents, and all 3 were like this.
One, I overtook another van, and they then did a fookin dangerous manouver overtaking me around a roundabout going left:eek: , cut me of, both of the weedy fookers got out, I wind down my window, and go what the fvcks your problem, so he grabs me round the neck, I grab his wrist, twist it until his head almost touches the wing of the car, let go to get out (hius mate getting closer to help him, then my mates behind me scrreech to a halt and get out. At the point of hearing the screech, they dont even look, they just turn around and run straight back to their van and boot it off.
W@NKERS!!!!!
Craig David
30-03-2003, 16:45
Pretty much everything except Springer and bongs. And maybe early Beadle.
Trying to understand the English you guys speak
Italian drivers
Women drivers (no offense, you dont all suck)
the price of gasoline (I shouldnt get raped because I want the best for my car)
FORD MUSTANGS
People who ask me why I like cars (if you have to ask you wont understand)
People who try to make fun of me for driving a 4 cylinder car
Ignorance
Close-mindedness
NASCAR
Some Women in the Military
The fact that I cant live by the girl I met in the states
Stupid People
Hmm... I must be in a good mood, otherwise this list would be longer
Pauly_Boy
31-03-2003, 19:42
Originally posted by deej-79
People who try to make fun of me for driving a 4 cylinder car
erm, 80% of people do :rolleyes:
How can they take the piss?
MattyGee
31-03-2003, 19:46
if you wanna see some proper rage look here :-
http://www.teamfishcake.co.uk/spiterant/index.html
this guys is too funny :) check out the on beanie babies :D
The people with V8 Mustangs and under 300hp seem to like to tell me my little "4 banger" is slow, none of them seem to want to find a nice long open road around though. I dont understand.
I hate it when one of my tropical fish
die over night after swimming around
all weekend looking fine (b******s):mad: :mad:
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