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Morbid I know. :rolleyes:
Do you believe in Euthanasia?
I've heard that drowning is supposed to be relaxing. Although personally, I'd want to go in my sleep.
On my tombstone I want it to read:
"Died, at the age of 101, from exhaustion, whilst in the 4th hour of passionate lovemaking with his stunning 19 year old blonde lapdancer girlfriend"
Jezz_S13
15-03-2003, 09:49
Yeah euthanasia, gimme drugs when I'm no use.
Either that or fast and painlessly, IE crash, bomb etc.
jezz in nirvana/zen death...
fully loaded on coke & smack with FHM's top totty crawling all over me.
I dont want to die, want immortality instead, just about have time to pay my credit cards off then:)
David_S14
15-03-2003, 10:30
I want to die in surgery under full anesthetic as they try to remove my foot from John Prescotts fat arse !!! ;) :D :D
Marky Boy
15-03-2003, 11:12
What about cryogenics. Anyone ever think about that. They could stick you in a big freezer and wake you up when they can cure what you died from.
Mind you according to busted in the year 3000 not much will have changed but we'll all live underwater. I fookin hate that song.:mad: :mad: :mad:
Slowly and painfully.
Oh.. wait..
(How's that for a bitchy "I've just woken up and feel crap." response? ;) :D )
In a place and at a time of my chosing. Simple as that.
In my sleep, very old, after a fulfilled life. Not due to an illness - just... go... one day, without warning, peacefully.
And certainly not due to a some of the illnesses I see people with. My least favourite way to die? COPD - that's the chronic lung condition you get after smoking lots. You end up having to put physical effort into gasping for breath (for a few years - it isn't a quick death), slowly worsening, being more and more dependant on the small amounts of oxygen you can tolerate, until one day, you become so tired with the sheer effort of breathing, that you can't any more, and just about give up. Modern medicine can't do anything about it. You basically asphyxiate to death. :(
doing 200mph with 100 cops cars behind and 10 copters while one of bassleg highs finest 6th formers gives me head
Jezz_S13
15-03-2003, 18:14
Originally posted by BOYO
doing 200mph with 100 cops cars behind and 10 copters while one of bassleg highs finest 6th formers gives me head
That's the spirit!!
Non of this dying old having lived a fulfilled life bollocks, enjoy life now, don't save it for later cos there may not be a later!!
Originally posted by Ant
I've heard that drowning is supposed to be relaxing. Although personally, I'd want to go in my sleep.
how can some one tell somebody that drowning is relaxing, if you drowned your dead thus can not tell the tail
well i would like to go suddenly, than to know that i am going to die, ie cancer or some other teminal disease, my friend is dying of cancer and its not a happy sight :(
Martblusx
15-03-2003, 21:58
Oooh Oooh nobody used the obvious one
I'd like to go quietly and peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandad. Not like the passengers of his bus who died in an agonising, screaming ball of flames. :D :D :D
Failing that, when I'm old and properly fcuked then maybe a skydive without a parachute :D
shadowninja
15-03-2003, 22:48
Originally posted by Martblusx
Oooh Oooh nobody used the obvious one
I'd like to go quietly and peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandad. Not like the passengers of his bus who died in an agonising, screaming ball of flames. :D :D :D
Failing that, when I'm old and properly fcuked then maybe a skydive without a parachute :D
bah you beat me to it :rolleyes: :D
Die aged 93 years old from falling, having landed on the bonnet of my Lambo after losing my grip while climbing out of the bedroom window of the 18yo blonde I've just knocked up, because I'm being chased by her shot-gun wielding father.
Seems like a class way to snuff it. :D
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