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Chris_Lacey
13-03-2003, 14:07
My favourite lines are....
"Only steers and queers come from Texas"
"You can call me Sandra if you're paying me enough"
"Boards don't hit back"
"A sphincter says what"
Anyone else got some? :)
"You can't shoot me you are a cop!"
"Your right I am a cop ..... but I don't give a fcuk"
BANG!
.... pure class ;)
thejames
13-03-2003, 14:11
"I fookin' 'ate pikeys!"
Will Taylor
13-03-2003, 14:23
MASH "Your ****ing heads coming riight off!"
The Thing "You gotta be ****ing kidding"
Full Metal Jacket "I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you!" - This one is quite useful on the helpdesk ;)
To name but a few..
AshT_200
13-03-2003, 14:26
I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!
It's a cluster fcuk!
Chris_Lacey
13-03-2003, 14:27
Someone watched Heartbreak ridge last night :)
I'll be Back.....
Sorry it had to be said.....
erm...
another one from Full Metal Jacket..
"do you suck dik, bullshit.. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose... I'll be watching you"
Poor Private Piles......
Jezz_S13
13-03-2003, 14:38
predicatable but has to be...
"Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface.
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya.
If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya.
If you forget anything I'll kill ya.
... In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick.
Now do you understand everything I've said? ... Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
"Can you fly bobby?"
"You climb obsticles like old people F*ck" (another FMJ):rolleyes:
"I'm bad...... but I feel GOOD"
and again Jezz :)
"You Ain't never seen a bad guy like me"
"You need people like me, so's you can point your finger and say ... THATS a bad guy. So say good night to the bad guy"
LOVE that one :)
Dave
Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious.
Guns for show, knives for a pro
Will Taylor
13-03-2003, 14:46
You exshpect me to talk?
No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!
'I used to cry as a child in butchers' - Withnail & I - the uncle
'We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of the dreams' - Charlie and the chocolate factory- Willy Wonka
'you got great tits Flo' - Bad Boy Bubby (one of funniest movies ever mad)
If i could remeber what it said or understood it to start with....i'd put the scene in lockstock when they are in the pub, being told about the antics of the "mad man with an afro" in proper english :D
".......he ordered an aristottle of the most ping-pong tiddle in the nuclear sub.......etc"
lock stock has some well funny stuff in it, snatch good aswell.....see my status!
snatch quote:
"tony, look in the dog"
"what do you mean look in the dog!?" :D:D:D
1) "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?" - Dirty Harry
2) "I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home." - Groucho Marx
3) "In this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
4) "Ah, yes. You would be referring to the flute fetish band geek, who made me her bitch, and ditched me after prom." - American Pie 2
5) "Yippie kay-yay, mother****er." - Die Hard
6) "Adriaanne!" - Rockey
7)"You just got to think about it, like the first time you got laid ..... You just gotta go, "Daddy, are you sure this is right?" " - Tank Girl
8) "I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around." - full metal jacket
9) "It's the car right? Chicks love the car." - Batman
10) "You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your ****ing khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Fight Club
11. "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" - The Italian Job;
12. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone with the Wind;
13. "We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we
want them now" - Withnail and I;
14. "You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver;
15. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse Now;
16. "I'll have what she's having ..." - When Harry met Sally;
17. "All my life I wanted to be a gangster" - Goodfellas;
18. "I do wish we could chat longer. But I'm having an old friend for dinner"
- Silence of the Lambs;
19. "Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me" - Carry on Cleo;
20. "He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy" - Life of Brian.
"Fcuk her! .... Fcuk her brains out!!!"
National Lampoons Crazy House (I think, or was it mad house?) ;)
"Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?" - Nick Cage, Con Air
"Please do not shoot at the Thermo-nuclear warheads!" - John Travolta, Broken Arrow
"Why, you young idiot! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Why, I oughta... get out of my sight! You need a role model!" - after knocking to the floor an armed carjacker trying to steal the car he'd just stolen. Chi McBride, Gone In 60 Seconds :D
Chris_Lacey
13-03-2003, 15:01
I loved the dubbed Die hard where Yipee Kay Yay MF became Yipee Kay Yay Kimosabe... lol
Originally posted by smiffad
snatch quote:
"tony, look in the dog"
"what do you mean look in the dog!?" :D:D:D
Then it goes something like:
"Open it up"
"What'd mean 'open it up' - Its not a can of F*ckin' beans"
:cool:
Die Hard 2:
Army Commander: "You the wrong guy, in the wrong place, at the wrong time!"
Bruce Willis: "Story of my life..."
Tony: What's your name? Vinny: Shoot him! (Sol goes to pistolwhip Tony but he catches his arm) Vinny: LET-GO-OF-THE-GUN! Tony: Your obviously the big d1ck and the man on either side of you are your balls. You know there are two types of balls. Big, brave balls and little minzy fagg0t balls. Vinny: These are your last words so make them a prayer! Tony: Your shrinking and so are your balls. You lack vision. D1cks aren't really clever. They smell some pu55y and want a piece of the action. You thought you smelled some good old pu55y and brought your two little faggot balls along for a good ole time. But your mistaken. There's no pu55y here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. And the fact that your guns say replica and mine says Desert Eagle .50 should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now FCUK OFF!!
Snatch has to be one of the most quotable films around :)
Originally posted by Hotrod
Snatch has to be one of the most quotable films around :)
Nahhh Lock Stock is better.
Lock Stock:
"Sh!t, I've been shot, I can't f*ckin' believe it. Will everyone stop getting shot!"
:D
"... and proceeded to beat him to death with a 14" black rubber cock" - Lock stock... a classic :)
Barry the Baptist: Fcuking northern monkeys!
Lenny: I hate these southern fairies
Another lock stock one
Snatch: "I'll cut you're f*cking jacobs off!"
:eek: :eek: :( :cool:
"Come on ya....not nah, PLEASE....not nah..oh you f*ckin b*stard!!"
"Bitches leave"
DID not know who he was f*£&ing with
snipes in blade 1&2, diesel in pitch black
AshT_200
13-03-2003, 15:55
Originally posted by Hotrod
Snatch has to be one of the most quotable films around :)
Or Pulp Fiction...
[Jules and Vinnie take Marvin with them in their car when Vinnie's gun goes off and blows Marvin's head off.]
Jules: Oh! Fcuk's happening!
Vincent Vega: Man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fcuk did you do that! Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time!
Vincent Vega: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfcuking bump.
Vincent Vega: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch! The gun went off. I don't know why.
Jules: Well look at this fcuking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight.
Vincent Vega: I don't believe it.
Jules: Well believe it now, motherfcuker! We gotta get this car off the road. You know cops tend to notice shit like your driving a car drenched in fcuking blood.
Vincent Vega: Take it to a friendly place, that's all.
Jules: We're in the Valley, Vincent! Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.
Vincent Vega: Well Jules this ain't my fcuking town! Shit! What you doin'?
[Jules dials a number on his cellular phone.]
Jules: I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake.
Vincent Vega: Where's Toluca Lake?
Jules: Just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't what the fcuk we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin'? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fcuking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple of hours.
.......
Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, 'Dead nigger storage'?
Jules: Jimmie....
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead nigger storage'?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fcukin' business!
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JULES: Looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast...sorry 'bout that. What'cha eatin'
BRETT: Hamburgers.
JULES: Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kinda hamburgers?
BRETT: Cheeseburgers.
JULES: No, I mean where'd you get 'em? McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack-In-The-Box, where?
BRETT: Big Kahuna Burger.
JULES: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I heard they got some tasy burgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they?
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VINCENT: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And you're crossing it. I'm a race car and you got me in the red. Just know, it's fcukin' dangerous to be drivin' a race car when it's in the red. It could blow.
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JULES: You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfcuker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T.," I'm the "GUNS OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the fcuk am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfcuker should be on brain detail.
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VINCENT: Can I have a sip of that? I'd like to know what a five-dollars shake tastes like.
MIA: Be my guest. You can use my straw, I don't have kooties.
VINCENT: Yeah, but maybe I do.
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Jules: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fcukin' thing.
Vincent Vega: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fcukin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent Vega: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages — I'm the foot fcukin' master.
Vincent Vega: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.
Vincent Vega: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?
Jules: Fcuk you.
Vincent Vega: How many?
Jules: Fcuk you.
Vincent Vega: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gettin' pissed.
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Vincent Vega: And you know what they call a.... a.... a 'Quarter Pounder' with cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a 'Quarter Pounder' with cheese?
Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a 'Quarter Pounder' is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a 'Big Mac'?
Vincent Vega: A 'Big Mac's a 'Big Mac', but they call it "le 'Big-Mac'".
Jules: "Le 'Big-Mac'"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a 'Whopper'?
Vincent Vega: I dunno, I didn't go into 'Burger King'.
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules, pointing his gun: Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfcuker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b- b- black....
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald....
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder.]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fcuk him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fcuk him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fcuked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation.]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
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Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfcukers. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent Vega: How about a dog? Dogs eat their own faeces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent Vega: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent Vega: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, it'd cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we gotta be talkin' about one charmin' motherfcukin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on 'Green Acres', you know what I'm sayin'?
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Zed: Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard: But the Gimp's sleeping.
Zed: Well, I guess you better go and wake him up then.
gaz.thomas
13-03-2003, 16:14
"that would be a waste of time"
"we're just gonna f**k you up"
Point Break
Gaz
-x-
Jules : Marcellus all I want to hear you say is 'Jules, relax nigger, I'll sort it'.
Marcellus : Jules, relax nigger, I'll sort it, the Wolf will be there presently (or something similar)
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Marcellus : If he turns up in Indochina, I want a Nigger hiding in a bowl of rice, ready to put a cap in his ass..
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Marcellus : And as for this soon to be f**cked up white boy, I'm gonna get a couple of my homies round with a pair of pliers and a blow-torch to go to work on his ass!
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Not perfect quotes.. buy hey .. good all the same! :)
gaz.thomas
13-03-2003, 16:59
"...but I never, ever pissed in your steam iron"
Big Wednesday
Gaz
-x-
"D'ya mean proper fooked ?" - Snatch
and once a gain just coz it's such a great line
"I fookin' 'ate Pikeys !"
AshT_200
13-03-2003, 17:30
Uncle Avi: What should I call you? Bullet? Tony?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Turkish: Fcuk me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There'a a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.
Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible cu nt... me!
Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Bricktop: Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of ****ing car keys, is he? And it's not as if he's incon-****ing-spicuous, is it?
GLADIATOR
PROXIMO "those giraffes you sold me they wont mate, they just walk around all day eating and not mating........you sold me queer giraffes"
Gladiator
MAXIMUS
"The time for honouring yourself will soon be at an end.....hyness"
"On my command unleash hell"
"My name is maximus decimus meridus commander of the armies of the north, general of the pheonix legion, royal servant to the true emporeer marcus auralias, father to a mudered son, husband to a murdered wife and i will have my vengance in this life or the next"
Maximus "you would fight me?"
Commodus "what you think im afraid?"
Maximus "i think you've been afraid all your life"
Bruce Willis The Last boyscout
"touch me again ill kill you"
Fight club
Tyler "who are you"
Lou "see that sign outside saying lou's tavern? im fúcking lou who the **** are you?"
Tyler "im tyler durden"
Lou "who told you mother fúckers you could use my place"
Tyler "we haven't deal with that term"
Lou "terms an over broken collar bone, how much money you guys making from this"
tyler "none fightclub is free to all"
lou "free to all aint that something"
Tyler "it is actually you should join"
Lou "listen to me stupid fúck!" *punches Tyler* "you getting that?"
Tyler "nah didn't quite catch that lou"
Lou *punches tyler square in the face again* "getting it yet?"
Tyler "nah still not getting it"
Lou *thumps tyler flat in the nose...nose splits open with blood"
Tyler "ok! ok! i got it!..............ah shit i lost it!"
Papa Lazarou
14-03-2003, 00:58
"Ah you shit faced cockmaster"
"What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles, like Schindler's Fist?"
"Wheres your tool?"
"What tool??"
WHACK!!!!!!
"This fcukin' tool"
"You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"
"Ashtray! You little bitch ass motherfcuker! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!"
PML @ u guys, and fook me Ash thats a long one mate, u must have been typing for hours.
Pete c, we have similar tastes mate:)
Ok, here goes:-
"on any other day, that might seem strange"
And
"y couldnt u just put the bunny back in the box?"
And
"oh nothing else is sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the aaaairplane"
And
"carson city? theres cops down there, are u nuts?"
"according to my last psych evaluation, yes"
And
"too bad, i liked pin ball"
And
"can u fly Jonny?"
"no"
"good, u remember that, cos if ur d!ck jumps out ur pants, u jump out of this plane"
And
"i was just admiring ur cage, fits u pretty good"
CON AIR
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"i feel the need, the need for speed"
And
"goose, u biiig stuuuud, take me to bed or loose me forever"
"show me the way home honey" TOP GUN
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"Tell him there is a bomb on board"
"wat"
"i dunno, draw him a picture or something"
after drawing level with other car and Black guy drawing a picture of supposed to be a bomb, and writing "bom" under it.
Other car shoots at them.
Bruce willis starts to laugh
"hey man thats not funny, i almost bought it there"
"would have been a terrible loss to the art world"
And
"touch me again and ill kill u"
And
" Head or gut"
And
"tell me honestly, how did my wife rate on ur finger scale?"
And
"ur high tech security sytem?"
"yeah i circumvented it" LAST BOY SCOUT
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"Eh lets try that again.."
"yes yes, without the oops" INDEPENDANCE DAY
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"y are people shooting at us?"
"cos i blew up their car"
And
"im a baaaaad man"
And
"Do i look like an aaarseole?"
"yeah!" GONE IN 60 SECONDS
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"suck my d!ck"
"whip the little fellow out"
And
"u see how i can get tendonitis?"
And
"how do i look?"
"better than me, and that aint easy"
And
something about ".........sticking giblets up my hoo haa" STRIPTEASE
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"whos there?"
"im cute, im furry and i make 5000 babies a year"
"rodney!!!!"
And
"cant win em all hasslehoff"
And
"line line line line.......eough"
"concentrate on something further away then"
"tree..... tree.....tree...." DR. DOLITTLE
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"whats up harry, they find a mole on uranus?"
And
" bear wants to stay at the..... white... horse????"
"white house!!!"
And
" u stick that in me, im gonna stick it in ur eye"
And
"AJ, ive got just 5 words for u, Dam glad to see ya son"
"that was six"
And by far the best of this film
" russian components, american components, they all made in tiawan!!!" ARMAGEDDON
"Come on! The weekend has landed! All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. I'm gonna talk codsh*t to strangers all night. I'm gonna lose the plot on the dance floor, the free radicals inside me are freaking, man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper - I'm going to never never land with my chosen family, man. We're going to get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. Anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life! I've got 73 quid in my back burner, I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The milky bars are on me! Yeah!"
Human Traffic.
Are you gonna bark all day little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?
Res Dogs
Originally posted by Kev
Pete c, we have similar tastes mate:)
Yip, Con Air, Gone In 60 Seconds, Armageddon, 3 of my very favourite films :)
Also The Rock's pretty good (anything Don Simpson/Jerry Bruckheimer really) :)
SteveCarter200
14-03-2003, 10:04
Heh, Human Traffic. Cant remember the exact lines but its like..
"I'm off the drugs, they are killing me"
"Youre off the drugs?"
"Yeah, cant handle it any more"
"OK, what you drinking?"
"A pint of vodka"
:)
From Predator - "What you gonna try next - cheese ?! " :D :D :D
From This Is Spinal Tap - "Workin' on a sex farm... - you know the rest" :D
From Leon - "Shit !!!" <----1 of many great lines
Human Traffic is a mighty film.
My fave bit is where shes talking to her parents/grandparents etc. and the subtitles are saying what she REALLY means:-
Parent - "Are you going out tonight"
Girl - "Just for a bit". Subtitle - WON'T BE SLEEPING THIS WEEKEND
Parent - "Hope you won't be drinking too much"
Girl - "No, not me". Subtitle - NOPE, STRICTLY CLASS A'S!
Sweet :cool: :cool:
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 12:21
Why are you just standing there, you idiot? I'm not speaking English am I? Wouldn't it make sense to find someone who could talk to me so you could find the person that set me on fire, perhaps? He is the Devil. You've never seen anyone like Keyser Soze in all your miserable life you idiot. Keyser Soze. Do you at least understand that? Keyser Soze. The Devil himself. Or are you American policemen io stupid that you haven't even heard of him. Keyser Soze, you ridiculous man. KEYSER SOZE .
Who is Keyser Soze
Can remember who said this of what film it's from, but some guys talking about a uzi or similar and says something along the lines of:
"....the weapon of choice if you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfu@~*> in the room!"
One of my other favourites from the already well quoted Snatch is when Turkish asks Bricktop if he wants sugar in his tea, Bricktop replies:
"No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough" - the irony in that is superb.
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 13:28
Originally posted by Alec
"AK47 the weapon of choice if you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfu@~*> in the room! Accept no substitutes"
Samuel L Jackson - Jackie Brown
Papa Lazarou
14-03-2003, 14:13
"Get up boy! I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig!"
Jezz_S13
14-03-2003, 14:15
Originally posted by Papa Lazarou
"Get up boy! I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig!"
Deliverance?
I have the DVD, I must watch it.
Papa Lazarou
14-03-2003, 14:42
Correct :)
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 14:53
Arlen Bitterbuck, you have been condemned to die by a jury of your peers, sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state. Do you have anything to say before the sentence is carried out?
Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfcuker!
You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 14:59
Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting. . .I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.
I meant the Gulf. I meant to say the Gulf. Jesus! Come on. All I'm asking for is a little change. I haven't eaten in three days. Well, I mean, except for this.
Yeah! And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 15:00
German shepherd starts barking. He's barking at me. I mean, it's obvious. He's barking at me. Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, "Take off, man! Just bail, just get the fcuk out of there!" Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there's the shock of it...-BAM!...-right in the face. I'm standing there drenched in panic. All these sheriffs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that fcuking dog can, they can smell it on me.
This is a very weird situation. 'Cause I don't know if you remember back in '86 there was a major ****ing drought. Nobody had anything. People were living on resin...-smoking the wood in their pipes for months. This chick had a bunch. And she's begging me to sell it. So I told her I wasn't going to be Joe the potman anymore, but I would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. She agreed to that, said we'd keep the same arrangement as before; 10%, free pot for me, as long as I helped her out that weekend. She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't want to go to the buy alone. Her brother usually goes with her, but he's in county unexpectedly.
Then one day she meets this John Holmes mother****er and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fcuks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fcuk machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 15:12
Where do you live?
In the city.
You have a house?
Apartment.
Own or rent?
Rent.
What do you do for a living?
Lots of things.
Where's your office?
I don't have one.
How come?
I don't need one.
Where's your wife?
Don't have one.
How come?
It's a long story.
You have kids?
No I don't.
How come?
It's an even longer story.
Are you my Dad's brother?
What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
38.
I'm your Dad's brother alright.
You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
How nice of you to notice.
I'm a kid - that's my job.
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 15:16
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal Page: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fcuking nowhere with fcuking keys to a fcuking car that isn't fcuking there. And I really didn't care to fcuking walk down a fcuking highway and across a fcuking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fcuking face. I want a fcuking car RIGHT FCUKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal Page: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal Page: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fcuked!
Police Officer: What the hell are you driving here?
Del Griffith: We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in a nick of time.
Police Officer: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Del Griffith: Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 15:17
think you're all fcuked in the head. We're ten hours from the fcuking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fcuking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 15:36
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does! That's all he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her fcuking heart out!
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 15:37
Mmmmm that should do it for now.
Any guesses to where they came from? :)
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 15:49
One more film :)
There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then then, a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.
I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say... I liked Andy from the start.
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof of one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation. As for Andy - he spent that break hunkered in the shade, a strange little smile on his face, watching us drink his beer.
The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home...that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.
Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. For the second time in my life I'm guilty of committing a crime: Parole Violation. 'Course I doubt they'll toss up any road blocks for that, not for an old crook like me. I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I imagine it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at the start of a long journey, whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border... I hope to see my friend and shake his hand... I hope the pacific is a blue as it has been in my dreams... I hope...
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 15:53
Ok. One more. :D
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid... afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
And this a little harder :D
I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds, for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives. This is a war and we are soldiers. What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?
Ash u need help mate, but while ur here.......
1. Green mile?
2. dunno
3. dunno
4. uncle buck?
5. planes trains and automobiles (havent seen it though)
6. duno
7. dunno
8. know it but cant think of it.... tip of my toungue
9. martix?
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 16:17
Originally posted by Kev
Ash u need help mate, but while ur here.......
1. Green mile? - Correct
2. dunno
3. dunno
4. uncle buck? - Correct
5. planes trains and automobiles (havent seen it though) - Correct
6. duno
7. dunno
8. know it but cant think of it.... tip of my toungue
9. martix? - almost :D
Originally posted by Chris_Lacey
My favourite lines are....
"Only steers and queers come from Texas" = " An Officer and a Gentleman
"You can call me Sandra if you're paying me enough" = Lock stack and two smoking barrels
"Boards don't hit back" = Enter the Dragon
I'm not a Geek honest :D
Martin T
14-03-2003, 16:50
Originally posted by Geeza
I'm not a Geek honest :D
0. The usual suspects
5. blues brothers
6. National lampoons film. cant remember which
8. Shawshank redemption
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 16:52
Originally posted by Martin T
0. The usual suspects - Correct
5. blues brothers - Nope
6. National lampoons film. cant remember which - Getting Warm
8. Shawshank redemption - Correct
David_S14
14-03-2003, 16:52
"you can put it anywhere" SMG
Predator:
Jessie 'The body' Venture: "There's a bunch a slack jawed faggots in here........This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyranasaurous...just like me."
Snatch:
Brick Top: "No fank-you Turkish [turns to the camara]...I'm sweet enuff"
Enter the Dragon:
Bruce Lee: "You have offended my family...and you have offended a shoalin temple"
Meet the Parents:
Robert DeNiro: "I have nipples Greg...could you milk me?"
Smokey and the Bandit:
Jackie Gleason: [speaks to his son] " There ain't no way....no way that you could come from my loins..... When we get home the first thing we're going to do is to punch your mama in the mouth!"
Star wars (Ohhh there are loads)
Darth Vader: "the Force is with you young Skywalker.......[heavy breathing] But you are not a Jedi yet"
Planes Trains and Automobiles: (Steve Martin and John Candy lying in a bed hugging each other)
Steve Martin: "Why did you just kiss me?"
John Candy: "Why are you holding my hand?"
Steve Martin: "Where is your other hand?
John Candy: "Between two pillows..."
Steve Martin: [looks into camara] "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS"
Midnight Run:
Robert DeNiro: "If I hear anymore sh@t out of you I'm gonna f@ckin' bust your head, then I'm gonna put you back in that f@ckin hole...and I'll put your f@ckin head in the f@ckin toilet bowl and I'm gonna make it stay there."
The Usual Suspects:
Kevin Spacey: "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was to convince the world that he didn't exist"
Snatch:
Brick Top: "I've got nother fight comeing up.....I wanna use the Pikey"
Turkish: "What...of Course"
Brick Top: "Of course F@ckin Of course..... I wasn't asking I was tellin'......and this time I want him to go down in the fourth...... and i do mean it.................This time"
Originally posted by AshT_200
You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does! That's all he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her fcuking heart out!
Isn't that from the original Terminator?
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 17:01
Originally posted by Geeza
Isn't that from the original Terminator?
Yep
Here's my mystery quote:
"What do you know about pressure?"
"Well I have....KISSED A MAN"
Anyone?
Full metal Jacket:
"Private Pile get the fcuk of my assault course! Get the fcuk down before I rip off your balls so you cannot contaminate this world anymore!!"
Best Full Metal Jacket line has to be:
"the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the bedsheet"
Pure class for insults that film
Originally posted by SteveCarter200
Heh, Human Traffic. Cant remember the exact lines but its like..
"I'm off the drugs, they are killing me"
"Youre off the drugs?"
"Yeah, cant handle it any more"
"OK, what you drinking?"
"A pint of vodka"
:)
YEAH!!! :D Love that line
"Pint of vodka, little bit of coke and a packet of maltesers, nice"
:D
Dave
Papa Lazarou
14-03-2003, 19:28
One of my favourites...
"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."
AshT_200
14-03-2003, 20:07
Originally posted by Papa Lazarou
One of my favourites...
"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really."
Dr Evil...
Was it Austin Powers 2?
Mike_S13
14-03-2003, 20:12
Originally posted by AshT_200
Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting. . .I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.
I meant the Gulf. I meant to say the Gulf. Jesus! Come on. All I'm asking for is a little change. I haven't eaten in three days. Well, I mean, except for this.
Yeah! And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?
Thats Falling Down :)
Some more from Human traffic:
"Listen to this....
The emperor wants to control outer space,
Yoda wants to explore inner space,
thats the fundamental difference between the good and the bad sides of the force."
"Every club is different but in The Asylum its the manager. He has a string of home-boys dealing the pukka e's to the party people in the club. He makes the most coin out of this enterprise, his homies will only make a just a couple of quid on each pukka. His homies are also scopeing for other dealers on the block. When the homies have an illegitimate pukka-e dealer in their web site they tell the bouncers. The Bouncers grip him, nab his stash and kick him out with a physical warning... Gives the pukka e's to their homies and they knock out to the kids in the club.
Whats your name, what've you had? Reach for the lasers, Safe as ****."
Couple from Dogma:
"Tell a person that you're Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston Movie and suddenly everyone's a theology scholar!"
Jay: "What the f*** is this shit, Who the f*** are you lady? Why the f*** did you hug my head"
Metatron: "Quite a little mouth on him isn't there!"
Jay: "What the f*** is this, the Piano? Why isn't this broad talkin' "
Metatron: "I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companions eyes.."
Jay: "What the f***does that mean, has everyone gone f***ing nuts.... What the f*** happened to that guys head??!!"
And..
"Drop you cocks and grab your socks" - Full metal Jacket
"You can run, but you can't hide!"
"I'm into murders and executions!"
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead"
"Define irony. Irony is a bunch of idiots singing a song on plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
- "You worried about saving your own skin?"
- "Yeah, I am. It covers my body."
Papa Lazarou
14-03-2003, 21:30
Originally posted by AshT_200
Dr Evil...
Was it Austin Powers 2?
Yep, but it was actually the first one ;)
"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and take a look around once in a while, you might miss something" Ferris Bueller
little T
15-03-2003, 02:02
:)
One of my favorites is.....
Bridget Jones,wanted sex godess with a very bad man between my thighs....
and Pretty Women...
Oh honey, you know whats happend, I've got a runner in my panty hose...I'm not wearing panty hose!
:eek:
Originally posted by Mad Max
"You can run, but you can't hide!" Loads of things, none of which i can think of just now :rolleyes:
"I'm into murders and executions!"
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead" PULP FICTION
"Define irony. Irony is a bunch of idiots singing a song on plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash." CON AIR
- "You worried about saving your own skin?"
- "Yeah, I am. It covers my body."
SteveCarter200
15-03-2003, 08:49
"You worried about saving your own skin?"
The Rock
"He says you smell like hamburgers"
"They're still f*cking guns and they still fire f*cking bullets"
"resistance is futile" :D
"don't you play with me girl.
just come here and Die while you still have the option of doing it quickly!"
Ashworth
15-03-2003, 16:22
Originally posted by Johnny
1)
3) "In this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us!" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Cool someone else who's seen that film! Jay and Silent Bob rule!
Chasing Amy is my personal favortite
" Have you ever seen a nun call a small child a `f*cking ****-rag'? "
Ashworth
15-03-2003, 16:26
...damn sensorship
the **** should read cnut - if you get my meaning
Originally posted by SteveCarter200
The Rock
Not quite, it was from Ronin.
Another favourite:
"We have a good arrangement. He makes the weapons. I use them."
"Right Banks you b*stard. I'm the daddy now, next time I'll f*cking kill ya!"
"Where's ya tool?"
"What f*ckin tool?"
(whack) "This f*cking tool!"
And I will strike down apon the with great vengance and furious anger for those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers...
Originally posted by Geeza
Here's my mystery quote:
"What do you know about pressure?"
"Well I have....KISSED A MAN"
Anyone?
I take it noone could figure it out....
Ace Venture 'Pet detective'
AshT_200
17-03-2003, 11:52
Originally posted by 200sx
And I will strike down apon the with great vengance and furious anger for those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers...
Already been done and answered :D
Originally posted by AshT_200
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Ashworth
17-03-2003, 11:55
Originally posted by andyz85
"Right Banks you b*stard. I'm the daddy now, next time I'll f*cking kill ya!"
"Where's ya tool?"
"What f*ckin tool?"
(whack) "This f*cking tool!"
Scum
Here's one:
She took his dinner in to him once. Me mum, in the pub, and plonked it in front of him on a tray. Knife and fork, salt and pepper. He said, "What's that?" She said, "It's your dinner. I thought you might be hungry. You ain't eaten for three fcuking days. You live in here, you might as well fcuking eat in here." It's funny. He didn't like that, did he? Mugged him up in front of his mates. Thought more of them cu nts than he did us. Lovely. Yeah. She got a clump over that. Well, she would, wouldn't she? He was always pissed in there, weren't he? You know? We go in the pub to get our living, you know? That's where we do our business. He'd be there spunking out while we're sitting at home without a dinar, you know, thank you. And he'd promise things. You know? Promise to take us places, you know? Never did. Never took us anywhere. And when he did bother to come home he'd sit in that fcuking chair, doss off with his tray in his lap. And I'd just stand there looking at him. I'd look in his face, and my mother'd go upstairs, and I'd say, "Say, Mum, ain't Daddy coming to bed?" And she'd say, "No. No, he's all right, son. He'll come up when he wakes up." He's gotta wake up to go to bed! Now, I'd stand there looking at this ****ing old man, you know, my dad, you know, in that chair, that horrible fcuking chair with the shiny, worn-out arms. I should've burnt the fcuking thing. By the end he was hemorrhaging from both ends, you know? I used to hear him in the morning hanging on to the kharzi. It was lovely. Never stopped him going to the pub, though. No, he was well enough to do that. Now, one day, right, he's staggering across the pub pissed from the night before. He's gone over, crunch, right on his mooey, like a fcuking ironing board. His hooter's around here, his railings all over the fcuking place. Me and me mum had to go the hospital to see him. We walked in. He's laying in bed. He's got tubes up his arms, fcuking up his nose, down the back of his Gregory. He didn't look well. Fcuking vodka was keeping him alive. Well, I ain't that interested, so I'm having a little mooch about, you know. I looked above his bed, and there's this sign, right, with some weird writing on it. I couldn't read too well at the time. I said to my mum, "Mum, what's that say? You know, that sign above Daddy's head." All right? She said, What's that, a football score?" One-nil, three-nil, two-nil, a geezer called fcuking Nil. Yeah. I said, "Well, what's it mean?" She said, "It means..."
s14 neal
26-01-2006, 21:49
' you're damn right its limited, no cup holders, no back seats, its just a shiney black dick with two chairs in it, and i guess we just the balls draggin the f**k along!'
bad boys, the original and still the greatest :notworthy :notworthy
sorry only read last page...
"Will everybody stop getting shot?"
you think your big time! your gonna ****in die big time. here comes the pain!
carlitos way:thumbs: top film
Wah! It's like the thread that time forgot...
Kouki Mad
26-01-2006, 22:27
Must say, I love full metal jacket.
Heres some great quotes :)
Skull Feck (http://www.moviesounds.com/fmj/mp3/3seconds.mp3)
How tall are you? (http://www.moviesounds.com/fmj/mp3/cowboy.mp3)
Mary Jane Rottencrotch (http://www.moviesounds.com/fmj/mp3/faithful.mp3)
I am hard but I am fair (http://www.moviesounds.com/fmj/mp3/nobigotry.mp3)
"Blane, you're bleeding"
/Alabama-drawl-on "Ain't got time to bleed" /Alabama-drawl-off :notworthy
"You can run, but you can't hide!"
"I'm into murders and executions!"
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead"
"Define irony. Irony is a bunch of idiots singing a song on plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
- "You worried about saving your own skin?"
- "Yeah, I am. It covers my body."
Think the others have been answered but "I'm into murders and executions!" is from a scene in American Psycho. Luckily, the woman to whom this is said, mishears it as "Mergers and acquisitions" above the din of the club thus avoiding a potentially awkward moment.
Not that I've watched the film more than once you understand!
glen200sx
26-01-2006, 23:08
one of my faves is from blade
in the hospital chasing the guy he just chargrilled police bust through the door and lay about 12 bullets into him he just turns round looks at em and says MOTHER FCUKER ARE YOU OUTTA YOU DAMN MIND
Here's my mystery quote:
"What do you know about pressure?"
"Well I have....KISSED A MAN"
Anyone?
Ace ventura!
A great line from Predator is uttered when the special forces are being choppered into the jungle. One of them, a monster of a man, is explaining why he uses chewing tobacco "It'll make you a god dammed sexual tyrannosaurus"
glen200sx
26-01-2006, 23:19
alec that was jessie the body ventura ;) he makes chuck norris look soft
alec that was jessie the body ventura ;) he makes chuck norris look soft
Just did a quick search on Google on that. Apparently he now likes to be known as Jesse "The Mind" Ventura according to http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/3025/ventura.htm which charts his success in politics, namely his election as Governor of Minnesota! Only in America.....
I love Predator, just for the quotable lines. My other favourite, non-Arnie, line has got to be :
"Time to get out ole painless"
Again, coming from Jesse "Make up your Mind what you want to be called" Ventura
glen200sx
26-01-2006, 23:35
alec is that in the same way as an actor becoming governer of a state that is on the whole pretty powerful and still has the death sentence and he stared in a film called the terminator GOOD CHOICE AMERICA OBVIOUSLY AND INTELLIGENT LOT AINT YA
MeLLoN Stu
26-01-2006, 23:37
Let off some steam Bennett !!!
:D
my faves.......
"luke, im your farther" empire strikes back.
"hey vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man"...... {vasquez} "no, have you". aliens
"your only supposed to blow the bloody door off". italian job.
"well done son, the infantry made me the man i'am today". starship troopers.
Turbo Stu
26-01-2006, 23:55
Internet.....What the fcuk is the internet? - Jay and silent Bob strike back
Fly fat arse, fly - Mallrats
Holy thread revival Batman... :eek:
That wasn't a quote BTW :no:. Well, not a film one anyway :wack:
My favourite film quote is...
"You can't beat a nice bit of hickory" :)
jamrussell
27-01-2006, 02:01
"weve got 300 miles to go, a full tank of gas, its dark, and were wearing sunglasses" - The Blues Brothers
"i think were gonna nee da bigger boat" - Jaws
jamrussell
27-01-2006, 02:04
"ive got more chins than a chineese phonebook" - Fat Barsteward in Goldmember
"Your about as much use as a cock flavoured lollypop"... had to rewind about 10 times to make sure I'd heard this one correctly
Jay and silent bob strike back -
"Hey baby you ever had your a**hole licked by a fat guy in an overcoat!?....Yeeeaaahhh"
Fear and loathing in las vegas -
"We cant stop here! This is bat country!"
I.Robot -
"OMG She just shot at you with her eyes closed!"
Plus many more that i cant remember right now :rolleyes:
s13silvia
27-01-2006, 04:49
JAWS .... were gunna need a bigger boat... no question!!
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here , this is the war room ." Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove.
"If I spike you , you will know you've been spoken too" Danny in Withnail and I
"You're Mr Lebowski . I'm the Dude . So thats what you call me the Dude or His Dudeness or Duder or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. " The Dude in The Big Lebowski.
" Its a pity you didn't sign the Smiths. But you were right about Mick Hucknell , he's musics rubbish and he's a ginger" God in 24 hour party people.
jamrussell
27-01-2006, 05:28
"f:censored: k, oh f:censored: k. ohhh f:censored: kadoodledo, f:censored: k it, sh:censored: t" - four weddings and a funeral.
"Hey you guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys" Goonies
"When i get home im gonna smack your moma in the mouth" smokey and the bandit
"I love it when a plan comes together"
"Your about as much use as a cock flavoured lollypop"... had to rewind about 10 times to make sure I'd heard this one correctly
Just one of the great lines from Dodgeball.:thumbs:
Another favourite line of mine iswhen Patches o Hulahan tell the audiance not to forget the 5 Ds of Dodgeball:
1. Dodge
2. Duck
3. Dive
4. Dip
5. and ...Dodge
One of my favourite films of the last couple of years.
Anchorman:
I'm Ron Burgundy, go f**k yourself, San Diego.
Or:
Holy Grail:
"We are the knights who say......Nih.................Peng and Noowong"
Or
Fear & Loathing:
Gonzo: As your attorney I advise you to drive at top speed and it'll be a Goddamn miricle if we get there before you turn into some kind of f**king wild animal. Are you ready for that? Checking into a Las Vegas hotel under a phoney name with the intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid? I certainly hope so...
Don't know where this blast from the past came from but I'm a big fan of this line from Waterboy:-
"You just sound like a big choo choo train"
:D
Garrett_T25
27-01-2006, 11:29
Let off some steam Bennett !!!
:D
Just one of many absolutely fantastic quotes from that film:nod: :D
After dropping that guy off the cliff:
-''What did you do to him?''
''I let him go''
-''You scared motherf*cker? You should be, this green berets gonna kick your ass''
I eat Green berets for breakfast, and right now Im feeling very hungry''
And, the all time favourite:
-''We have your daughter, so you have to co-operate, right?''
''Wrong''
*cue shot to the face with rifle*:D
Good God I loved that film when I was a kid.:wack:
The Chef
27-01-2006, 11:32
":Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?"
":F*ck off! We're the People's Front of Judea"
":I am NOT the Messiah!"
":I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few."
":He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"
You've gotta love Monty Python!
cookwibble
27-01-2006, 11:41
withnail and i: "perfume ponce"
"who f*cks arses? maybe he f*cks arses!!"
good bad and ugly: "you are the son of a thousand fathers..all bastards like you"
tribbiani
27-01-2006, 11:58
A very funny film and i feel that most of the incidents before it were written purely for this sarcastic one liner, i feel one of the funniest lines in a film ever!!
"You must be really fast"
Any takers....
manic_mechanic
27-01-2006, 12:10
"This ones for D.H. Lawrence....nyeep, nyeep!"
Classic line from Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider
Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any ****ing effort to get to the top of the ****ing obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
:D
another classic:
Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
After dropping that guy off the cliff:
-''What did you do to him?''
''I let him go''
Commando! HAHAHA! :D
...........anyone seen CHOPPER???
Got to love the bit where he is having a go at his girlfriend when the girlfriends mum walks in and kicks of, so Chopper gives her a flying head butt (I do not condone this sort of behaviour, a slap for the mother in law will do the same job) and then says to her..................."WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Also love layer cake "I'm not a drug dealer, I'm just a business man who’s commodity happens to be cocaine"
...........anyone seen CHOPPER???
Got to love the bit where he is having a go at his girlfriend when the girlfriends mum walks in and kicks of, so Chopper gives her a flying head butt (I do not condone this sort of behaviour, a slap for the mother in law will do the same job) and then says to her..................."WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Yeah, or the "bit early for kung fu innit?" :D
Matty2Fatty
27-01-2006, 14:07
"grrr :mad: I'm a Man!!"
"well nobody's perfect :) "
Some like it hot, always my fav, no idea why, suppose it just sums everything up in 1 line "well nobody's perfect :) "
"Are you listenin' bronze!? I am the knight-rider! haha! I'm a fuel injected suicide machine! & i'm travelling at the speed of FRIGHT!!"
Mad Max :)
"How tall are you?"
"Sir! 6 foot, Sir!"
"holy crap! I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high!"
FMJ
"I need NAWS!! one of the big ones, you know what make it 2 & harry I need them by tonight!"
"He came in & order 3 T66 turbos with NAWS & a motec system exhaust!"
F&F :rolleyes: just for the stupidity & the quotability :)
AshT_200
27-01-2006, 16:15
"He came in & order 3 T66 turbos with NAWS & a motec system exhaust!"
F&F :rolleyes: just for the stupidity & the quotability :)
Why is it Rob Cohen films have to be littered with technobabble that is complete tripe.
Check out Stealth. It can process 3 terabits per second. WTF does that mean.
And ten this stealth planes hooks into US Spy Satellites and scans fingerprints left on objects and does retinal scans..... all from Satellite photography
how bout predator 2
****IN VOODOO MAGIC MAN:thumbs:
"you make a noise, Mr .44 makes a noise, You ask a question, M4 .44 answers it, and don't you dare ever fcuking run on us, 'cos I've got 6 little friends who can all run faster than you can" George Clooney - From dusk till dawn.
"Hey, Hey, check it out - everytime I park my Volvo in Beverly Hills they tow the shit" Some guy - Gone in 60 secs
"Mayday, Mayday, terrorists have taken over the Nakotomi Plaza, request urgent assistance"
"Please clear this frequency, it's reserved for emergency use only"
"No fcuking shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza??!!!" Bruce Willis - Die Hard
"There's only one way to bag a classy lady like that, give her two tickets to the gun show" Will Ferrell - Anchorman
"Neccessary?! Is it necessary for me to drink my own piss? No, but I still do it, and besides I like the taste!" Patches O'holahan - Dodgeball
Classics :D
Mulholland Falls:
See, that's federal property. This isn't. This is L.A. This is my town. Out here you're a trespasser. Out here I can pick you up, burn your home, **** your wife, and kill your dog. And the only thing that'll protect you is if I can't find you. And I already found you.
Predator;
There are too many to mention - it's jammed full of classic lines.:D
Matty2Fatty
27-01-2006, 17:00
Predator 2 - "you know what I believe? sh*t happens! ah ah ah ah!"
"Hey sally! you know I said I'd kill you last?"
"y-y-y-yeah, y-y-you promised!"
"i lied!" drops him off a cliff
"oh my god dude! dude how you perform the worlds dumbest tattoo?" jackass the movie
Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. Shit, I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!
:notworthy
-''We have your daughter, so you have to co-operate, right?''
''Wrong''
mint:nod:
"You either smoke or you get smoked, and you got smoked!" - White Men Cant Jump
"Son we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have
to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You?
You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than
you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you
curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the
luxury of not knowing what I know: That Santiago's death,
while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while
grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you
don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need
me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words
as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You
use 'em as a punchline.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself
to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very
freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I
provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on
your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and
stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you
think you're entitled to!" :notworthy - Few Good Men
"Dont touch him up, knock 'im out!" - ~Lock Stock
glens14a
27-01-2006, 22:05
Big Trouble in Little China
Jack Burton the god of man speak :notworthy
"Everybody relax, I'm here"
"Ready? I was BORN ready"
"You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?"
"Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
cherry1809
27-01-2006, 23:41
Bloody hell,couldn't actually be bothered to read every last single post....but here goes....in no particular order
Here's Johnny
What! look at my tit's,there perfect
Rick:What are you doing?
Brad:I'm killing myself
Rick:With an electric razor?
Long pause....
Rick:Well at least your wrists will smooth and kissable:D
Bond girl after exiting the water on ski's:Oh,i'm sorry,i got you all wet
Bond:Thatsh ok,my Martini shtill dry:D
The hotel bill was huge factor i think,especially as i had no money to pay for it.
I'm sure there's more.
Im a mean mother fcuking servant of god! :D
Harvey Keital - From Dusk Til Dawn :thumbs:
LiGhTnInG
27-01-2006, 23:58
Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.
Lock Stock
micraplay
28-01-2006, 00:32
"fecking outrageous" - bravo two zero
cherry1809
28-01-2006, 02:02
"fecking outrageous" - bravo two zero
:notworthy
You'll never guess what i had to do for them fags....
Er,eat some shit:D
jamrussell
28-01-2006, 08:48
"...say what again, i dare you! no i double dare you, infact i triple dare you, say what again motherfu:censored: er..."
samuel l jackson in pulp fiction prior to there being copious amounts of gunfire and 'intervention from god':)
My favourite film quote is...
"You can't beat a nice bit of hickory" :)
From Pale Rider?? Cool film :thumbs:
tidyboy22
28-01-2006, 16:49
let's see if you get this on.
'daddy whats that big ugly thing there crossing the road
'that my son is a one big ugly alligator.............that remind's me....i need to call your mumma.....
will_s14a
28-01-2006, 17:43
lockstock:
''Hello son,you must be Ed,Jd's son''
''Hello,you must be Harry.sorry,diddnt know your father''
''Never mind son,carry on like that and you just might meet him''
snatch:
the bit that goes sumt like this
''what the f*ck is that''
''its a big gun!!''
''i want to raise pulses''
''its anti f*cking aircraft gun vincent, never mind pulses,you'll raise hell with that''
i bet most people piss there pants when they try out the replica guns in that rover sd1,with the extra loud blanks and the lack of windows after!!
From Pale Rider?? Cool film :thumbs:
:nod:
Robster_1981
28-01-2006, 19:12
"here, use it as a five point seposatory...stick it in you ass!" - one of the dirty harry films, cant remember which one
"she'll give away our position any chance she gets - no deal!" - predator
"what is your major malfunction numbnuts?" - do i have to say
- "and they're armed"
- "armed? with what?"
- "er.. feather duster? colourful language? Guns you tit!"
Lock Stock second best film for comical quotes ever, behind Commando :nod:
Ari Vatanen
28-01-2006, 21:14
Snatch again
Brick Top: "Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retrobution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by a horrible ****: Me."
wavs for loads more http://www.gotwavs.com/Movies/Snatch.shtml
Old School
will ferrell ''Blue, ya sure ya ok with this''
Blue ''just ring the fcukin bell you pansy''
see no evil,hear no evil
Richard Pryor is asked if he has any last requests by a dark haired bird.
Pryor ''suppose a fcuks out the question''
Ari Vatanen
28-01-2006, 21:24
Team America
Gary: "I said, get away from me! I'm completely lost. I've hit rock bottom."
Drunk: "Easy, easy, whoa, you gotta calm down there, Chuck."
Gary: "I hurt people. I'm a dick."
Drunk: "Well, being a dick ain't so bad. See, there's three kinds of people: Dicks, pussies, and a**holes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fcuk all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a**holes, Chuck. And all the a**holes want is to sh*t all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dick once in a while because pussies get fcuked by dicks. But dicks also fcuk a**holes, Chuck. And if they didn't the a**holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in sh*t." :D
"i love the smell of napalm 1st thing in the morning"
"give me your clothes"
"if she looks back she fancies me :wave: "
and the best quote of all time is..... "IM SPARTICUS" :notworthy
good isn't she? .................Swordfish
Matty2Fatty
29-01-2006, 12:59
Do you wanna fight!? or you wanna surf!? Cause if you don't wanna surf! you have to fight! now get out there and surf!
"What ain't no country I eva heard of! they speak Engish in what!?"
"call me snake!" - escape from New York/LA
"I is got's to get me one of these!" - Indepenance Day
ohh a classic "I am serious! & don't call me Shirley!"
"Johnny I want to know everything that's happened up till now?"
"Well first the earth cooled & then the Dinosaurs came, but they grew too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil, & then the Arabs came & bought Mercedes Benz's & then Prince Charles started to wear all of Lady Di's clothes, I just couldn't believe it!"
mine is from crimson tide, when gene hackman confronts denzel washington regarding the EAM (emergency action message) sent from D.C. to their sub to either give clearence, or abort the launch of nuclear missles at a country in turmoil...
washington claims that the message was to abort but hackman says that the message was to execute their plan
hackman: "God help you if you're wrong!"
washington: "If I'm wrong then we are at war, God help us all!!!"
brilliant!:nod:
Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.
:D
Most quotable film has gotta be Full Metal Jacket:notworthy
Sgt. Hartman: [I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
Sgt. Hartman: You had best unfu** yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh** down your neck.
Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant sh** on you.
Sgt. Hartman: I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fu** my sister.
FastFletch
29-01-2006, 16:23
from croc dundee.
"Give me your wallet, ive got a knife,(pulling out a 4" flick knife)"
"Thats not a knife, thats a knife! (producing a 15" bowie knife)!
cherry1809
29-01-2006, 17:06
Lisa:You OK back there?
Gary:Well my nuts are half way up my ass,but other than that i'm perfect:D
joeS13sx
29-01-2006, 18:12
(arthur)"Mark my face saxon as i have marked yours" "as this is the last face you shall see on this earth"
(saxon as arthur rides off) "finaly a man worth killing"
every time i watch this i rewind it so i can listen to it a again
"shes the last of the V8s max" :thumbs:
spannerman35
29-01-2006, 18:16
Your move creep.......
Robocop:nod:
My favourite lines are....
"Only steers and queers come from Texas"
"You can call me Sandra if you're paying me enough"
"Boards don't hit back"
"A sphincter says what"
Anyone else got some? :)
i_need_£
29-01-2006, 18:29
"King kong aint got sh!t on me" - training day
"this is what happens larry, when you fcuk a stranger in the ass, do you wanna see, what happens when you fcuk a stranger in the ass? this is what happens when you fcuk a stranger in the ass larry!!" - big lebowski
oh, just thought of another, terminator 2, "how can you see?" "i see everything" (in the classic arnie being terminator voice)
slider200
29-01-2006, 18:59
blues bros: we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes its dark and we're wearing sun glasses.....
I like this one from Layer Cake..... Daniel Craig talking to 'Dragan' on the phone..............
"come round and have coffee and we'll talk about this like adults?"
"OK"
"do you know where i live?"
"no"
"well fcuk off then!" [hangs up the phone]
:D
will_s14a
29-01-2006, 19:22
''what are you two doing here,ran out of pants to sniff''
''shut it f*ck face''
''ah! f*ck face! il have to remember that one next time im climbing over your mum''
snatch:wack:
TheSultanofPing
29-01-2006, 20:03
'She won't call because you left. She's got her own life to deal with and that's in New York. She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, but **** her, man. You got to get on with your life. You've got to let go of the past Mikey, and when you do, the future is beautiful. '
'We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...'
'Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he? '
'We don't have enough ammunition to shoot them all in the head. The time to have done that would have been in the beginning. No, we let them overrun us. We are in the minority now, something like 400,000 to one by my calculation. '
'One of those boys was so crazy he sawed his own head off going 90 miles per hour. '
'I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life, anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die. '
joeS13sx
29-01-2006, 20:07
"your the kind of guy to fcuk a person in the ass and not have the common curtisy to offer them a reach around!!!"
TheBurger
29-01-2006, 20:56
Give me back my friend, you big sphincter!
From Evolution
Robster_1981
29-01-2006, 22:35
"open your mouth again and i'll nail it shut!"
"don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired"
commando - legendary film!!
Titchener
29-01-2006, 22:41
I noticed a few quotes from Full Metal Jacket so thought i'd post this up
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket2.html
"Oh God! Did you eat all that acid!? You'd better hope there's some thorazine in that bag, or you're in bad ****ing trouble."
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
- Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
"Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?"
- Con Air
"You know the Elton John song Rocket Man?"
"I don't listen to soft ass shit"
"Well, I only mention it because it's you... you're the Rocket Man"
- The Rock
"Hi, I'm Shelley's new boyfriend and I'm out of my ****ing mind"
- Sin City
"Looks like I chose the wrong week to give up sniffing glue"
- Airplane
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day
"What is your major malfunction, numb nuts!?"
- Full Metal Jacket
dr strangelove :
"Of course it isn't physical! I deeply respect you as a human being!" --General Turgitson
"Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.... Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.... can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.... But I... I do deny them my essence." --General Ripper
"I think you're some kind of deviated pervert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of perverts. Now move!" --Colonel Guano
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" --President Muffley
"[Clemenceau] said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." --General Ripper
and clockwork orange:
Come and get one if the yarbles,if you have any yarbles!!
"Right, we're gonna do the short, short version! Do you?"
"Yes"
"Do you?"
"Yes"
"Good, you're married, kiss her!"
- Spaceballs
Spaceballs what a classic.
"Fire a warning shot across her nose"
"I said across her nose not up it"
"Sorry sir doing my best"
"Who made that man a gunner?"
"I did sir, he's my cousin"
"Who's he?"
"He's an a$$hole sir"
"I can see that, what's his name?"
"a$$hole, major a$$hole"
"and his cousin?"
"He's an a$$hole too sir, leutenant front gunner Philip a$$hole"
"How many a$$holes we got on this ship?"
"YO!"
"I knew it im completly surrounded by a$$holes. Keep firing a$$holes"
CLASS
gonzomagic
30-01-2006, 10:59
I love the quote from Gremlins 2, when the Dracula actor interviews Einstein Gremlin.
Darcula: What is it that you creatures want.
Gremlin: We want what you and your viewers have, Civilisation. (Gremlin shoots fellow Gremlin), Is that Civilised, Clearly Not.
:wack:
Cracks me up, when I see that.
"What if this is as good as it gets" Nicholson at the shrinks.
Neighbour to Nicholson, "You underestimate your ability to humiliate yourself"
Nicholson to neighbour " You people are supposed to be sensitive?"
"I'm drowning here and your describing the water"
Nicholson to cops "Doughnut munching morons"
Some great lines in this film.:thumbs:
Random John Carpenter quotes - some legend stuff:
"I dont know whats in there..... but its weird and pissed off whatever it is!!!!"
-The Thing
Loads more JC stuff of course.. Escape from New York, etc etc..
Oh and my favourite is the death line from Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner
"Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe.........." its one of the most artistic ad-libs in a film ever I think. :thumbs:
speedfreek
30-01-2006, 13:01
"shut up and sit down you big bald f***!" - snatch :)
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em!"
"It's like you're talking Gorgonzola when it's clearly Brie time, baby! Step into my office!"
"Why?"
"Cos you're fcukin' fired!"
"Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fcuked.
"We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fcuking-culturalist."
"Well, he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling. It's not worth him giving us any trouble cause he knows we'll be a pain in the arse."
"I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid."
"You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles."
Lock, Stock is such a quotable film :nod: :D
cherry1809
30-01-2006, 14:30
'We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...' Fear and Loathing:D
'We don't have enough ammunition to shoot them all in the head. The time to have done that would have been in the beginning. No, we let them overrun us. We are in the minority now, something like 400,000 to one by my calculation. 'DOTD :notworthy
'One of those boys was so crazy he sawed his own head off going 90 miles per hour. 'Haven't seen this for a while,better than the first one:nod:
:)
TheSultanofPing
30-01-2006, 18:13
:)
Glad you also think it was better than the first one, maybe not a better film, but its like bottled madness, a twisting nightmare you can't escape from - quite worrying. Dennis Hopper is quite amusing as well :D :thumbs:
The other two were Swingers and Its A Wonderful Life.
"Why is it when I tell I guy he can take me anywhere, he always sticks it in my arse"
"If it bleeds we can kill it"
cherry1809
31-01-2006, 13:42
The other two were Swingers and Its A Wonderful Life.
:confused: No they weren't:wack: ;)
joeS13sx
31-01-2006, 15:35
a few lines from jaws
Quint: You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
Hooper: You were on the Indianapolis?
Brody: What happened?
Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
every time i see this film and listen to this part it gives me the shivers:nod:
its a steel
its a deal
its the sale of the f***ing century
in fack nick f**k it
ill think ill keep it
im forever blowing bubbles
pretty bubbles in the air
they fly so high
they reach the sky
ETC............. (green street)
and one more ijust found which i love
The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!
he f**ked me , im trully a$$ invaded (51st state)
TheSultanofPing
31-01-2006, 17:53
:confused: No they weren't:wack: ;)
Sorry, meant these three (thought I'd only posted 5):wack:
'She won't call because you left. She's got her own life to deal with and that's in New York. She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, but **** her, man. You got to get on with your life. You've got to let go of the past Mikey, and when you do, the future is beautiful. ' Swingers
'Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he? ' Its A Wonderful Life
'I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life, anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die. ' Blade Runner
Elwood: You don't like it?
Jake: No I don't like it...
[Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge]
Jake: Of course it's got a lot of pickup...
Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[a brief thinking pause while Jake Blues lights a cigarette]
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.
boynexdoor
31-01-2006, 22:04
1234 pump that pu**y til its sort ....:censored:
Its been emotional :annoyed:
blues bros: we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes its dark and we're wearing sun glasses.....
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of
cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!
"We have reason to believe it's supercharged"
Vanishing point
jamrussell
01-02-2006, 12:30
"smite me oh mighty smiter" -Bruce Almighty
I do like the following one from Vanilla Sky...Cruise is in the lab after having his face mangled from the car crash..
Doctor:-
A facial prosthetic.
The aesthetic replacement does work...emotionally and actually.
The plastic in the aesthetic shield also blocks out abusive rays...
and assists in the regeneration of cells.
Cruise:-
So it's an aesthetic regenerative shield.
Doctor:-
That's correct. Exactly.
The ergonomics of the plate barrier allows it to interact reflexively...
with the movements of your own face.
Cruise:-
I see.
Doctor:-
It's a helpful unit.
Cruise
Good...Because for a minute there, I thought we were talking...
about a fcuking mask!
Goes onto..
Doctor:-
It's only a mask...if you treat it that way.
Cruise:-
It's great. This completely takes care of Halloween.
But what about the other 364 days of the year?! :wack:
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