tim rome
11-03-2003, 21:23
A fella walks into a restaurant and is greeted by the waiter.
"Hello Sir," he says in a rather Hispanic accent "My name is YoFez and I'll
be your waiter for tonight"
He sits the chap down and gives him the menu. After much deliberating the
chap decides he want to have the fresh squid, which is one of those choose
it from the tank jobs. Now unfortunately there's only one left in the tank,
and this sad little squid has been there for some time. He's gone a little
green round the gills and has developed a rather noticeable little moustache
on his upper lip.
Anyway YoFez just can't bring himself round to killing the poor little
thing so he goes to enlist the help of Hans the dishwasher. Alas, when Hans
takes a look at the poor mite he too can't bring himself to do the deed.
Which just goes to show that.....
"Hans that do dishes can be as soft as YoFez, with mild green, hairy lipped
Squid."
"Hello Sir," he says in a rather Hispanic accent "My name is YoFez and I'll
be your waiter for tonight"
He sits the chap down and gives him the menu. After much deliberating the
chap decides he want to have the fresh squid, which is one of those choose
it from the tank jobs. Now unfortunately there's only one left in the tank,
and this sad little squid has been there for some time. He's gone a little
green round the gills and has developed a rather noticeable little moustache
on his upper lip.
Anyway YoFez just can't bring himself round to killing the poor little
thing so he goes to enlist the help of Hans the dishwasher. Alas, when Hans
takes a look at the poor mite he too can't bring himself to do the deed.
Which just goes to show that.....
"Hans that do dishes can be as soft as YoFez, with mild green, hairy lipped
Squid."