PDA

View Full Version : Funky catch phrase?


SpeedyPete
05-03-2003, 15:07
I want a good phrase under my number plate but cant decide on what to have...

I have lots I could put on there, but any sugestions?

Yunno the ones i mean: "If you can read this I must be parking" "Scooby eater", etc. etc.

Come on you witty lot! :)
StuyMac
05-03-2003, 15:14
"If you can read this, the lights are still red!" ;)
Pete C
05-03-2003, 15:23
I saw "Nothing To Prove" on the back of a Scooby once...

(yeah right, I thought ;) )
Ant
05-03-2003, 15:26
"Now you see me..."
Bubble
05-03-2003, 15:28
"Lower than your nan's nipples"

Saw that on a Max Power sticker:D

Not that I read max Power of course, it was in the doctors waiting room err, dentist err W.H.Smith's:D :o :D
RsPete
05-03-2003, 15:30
My other cars a cortina
Jason
05-03-2003, 15:34
i got loads of them, just never had them put on a number plate!!
My personal favoriate though is [Should i tell you because i having it on my next plate]
'Aural Sex'
Took me ages to think of that, genius!!
John_P
05-03-2003, 15:37
All your classic Max Power ones.. ranging from..

Loud and Proud

Through to one of my personal favourites..

On a Mission


:) :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Papa Lazarou
05-03-2003, 15:44
One I read in Max Power once that made me chuckle...

"My Other Ride Has A Stinking Snatch"

:D :D
Dunk
05-03-2003, 15:45
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I'VE LOST MY CARAVAN
StuyMac
05-03-2003, 15:45
Seen on the back of a Granada Cosworth:


"My other toy has tits!" :D :D
Mike Martin
05-03-2003, 15:49
What about:

If you can read this my Head gaskets blown or I've thrown a piston.

or

Back off, don't make me accellerate and show you up

or

If you can read this, I'm only in third

or

Watch your Speed
grinder
05-03-2003, 15:53
If you can read this you should be looking where your f*%£ing going
mittomatto
05-03-2003, 15:57
how about "if you can read this it's cus i am a sad bastard that spent £15 on a number plate instead of a new filter element for my HKS super power flow filter which would do something beneficial to my car" :D ?

(waiting for total bashing :p)
SpeedyPete
05-03-2003, 16:19
Originally posted by mittomatto
how about "if you can read this it's cus i am a sad bastard that spent £15 on a number plate instead of a new filter element for my HKS super power flow filter which would do something beneficial to my car" :D ?

(waiting for total bashing :p)


was waiting for an Anti

keep em coming lads, but Im thinking more as a bash to the sheep who drive BMW's etc.

spose "Not a Sheep" is a good one!

or "German Killer"
NikB
05-03-2003, 16:20
Originally posted by John_P
All your classic Max Power ones.. ranging from..

Loud and Proud

Through to one of my personal favourites..

On a Mission


:) :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

What about 'passion, grace and serious bass'.
SMiFFAD
05-03-2003, 16:30
"Dont race what you cant beat!"

"Turn your music down before the wheels fall off your skip!"


Always wanted:
"move or be moved" on the front of my landy......
Chris_Lacey
05-03-2003, 16:31
How about...

This car may contain nuts..

:D
BanjoMaster
05-03-2003, 16:36
What about:

'Look out mate, your car's on fire!!'

That should make him pause for a second or two, especially if he's particularly stoopid.
NikB
05-03-2003, 16:37
Originally posted by BanjoMaster
What about:

'Look out mate, your car's on fire!!'

That should make him pause for a second or two, especially if he's particularly stoopid.

or even ' your shoelaces are untied'
mittomatto
05-03-2003, 16:39
okay a posative one :D

the best i've heard from japan

"GRACE - KISS MY ASS! IF YOU CAN?"

classic :p

mitto
RichSeal
05-03-2003, 16:41
Originally posted by BanjoMaster
What about:

'Look out mate, your car's on fire!!'

That should make him pause for a second or two, especially if he's particularly stoopid.

Lol.

Or the classic lax flower... Mission Aborted, Gone for a splif! :rolleyes:

You could have one on the front that lights up, saying "Incoming", "Move Over" etc... in mirror image.
Nathan_200sx
05-03-2003, 16:49
keep it simple with " **** off!"
Chris_Lacey
05-03-2003, 17:44
How about "how am I driving, Call 1- 800 - Eat sh1t"

Or a positive one. "You are a unique and beautiful snowflake"
vega
05-03-2003, 20:17
Don't steal this one ;)

Who needs a Playstation...

or....

If you can read this, you're faster than you look (this is on me old mans bike :)
John D
05-03-2003, 22:17
How about: 'wish your wife was as fast as this'

or

'if you can read this i've stalled it'


or


'if you can read this, i'm probably gonna be arrested for drink driving'

or

'if you can read this my siphilus caused blindness has seriously kicked in'
vega
05-03-2003, 22:25
LOL @ "if you can read this, I've stalled it" :D
Marky Boy
05-03-2003, 23:39
Saw this in Loaded a couple of years back.

" I'm pissed, and i've got a gun ":D