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McRearout
28-02-2003, 14:11
http://www.nurburgring.org.uk/whoops/whoops-adforst-argh.jpg
symbol
28-02-2003, 17:04
LOL, are you sure he was'nt parked & watching the 200's go round ;) :)
braz
28-02-2003, 17:24
true words, I f---kin hate em big time...
Craig David
28-02-2003, 17:42
Corsas (sorry)
Wak
28-02-2003, 23:31
No one was seriously hurt in this incident?

I should think not! It probably wasn't going fast enough :)
symbol
28-02-2003, 23:53
only his pride :D as he was photographed;) :)
McRearout
03-03-2003, 09:09
There's a look of determination on his face, like he's trying to bury it in the gravel. Deep down you know he hates it too and wants a 2***** ;)
RichSeal
03-03-2003, 09:17
yeah, but I like the kids who drive them.... well the one who bought some wheels off me anyway, I paid £350 for them, sold them a week later to a corsa owner for £430 :D
marty_t3
03-03-2003, 16:16
I went to the wee shop just round the corner from my house the other day. There was this cute little blond girly working behind the counter. As i was wandering aimlessly around the shop trying to figure out where they kept the dustbin liners and i over heard the little blond thing talking to her mate. Conversation went like this......


Little blond thing - "yeah he just got a sports exhausts fitted"

Blond things mate - "i bet it was well expensive"

Little blond thing - "well he had to replace the catalyst so it worked out cheaper to get the sports exhaust instead"

Blond things mate - "is it one of those dustbin sized ones?"

Little blond thing - "yeah it is pretty big but it sounds really cool"

Blond things mate - "Does it make the car any faster?

Little blond thing - "yeah, it gives it loads more power..... it's not just like a normal corsa you know... it's a CDX"

I was trying so hard not to burst out laughing that i almost dropped my shopping.
McRearout
03-03-2003, 16:23
Mmmmmmmm little blonde thing.
D'oh! Corsa.
AntS13
03-03-2003, 19:26
Why is it corsa drivers think they're faster than any thing else ?
Friday night I had some ****** pull up next to me at the traffic lights and rev the nuts of his mota trying to look cool for his bird (13 at most she was) is mate pulls up behind him doing the same. Anyway lights go green I go off not even trying , he stalls , his mate hits him up the arse :D

I nearly missed my turning I was laughing that hard.
SteveDunn
03-03-2003, 20:25
http://www.nurburgring.org.uk/whoops/whoops-af-m5-v-corsa.jpg

Fast Corsa almost meets slow M5! (Photo: Alexander Neurohr)

Another idiot thinking he's a shitload faster than anyone else? :rolleyes:
bond_200
04-03-2003, 08:59
Hey! I drive a corsa, i could beat you all off the lights and up to 130 - I just wouldn't be in my corsa, I'd be on my bike. ;)
Pete C
04-03-2003, 09:10
Originally posted by bond_200
Hey! I drive a corsa, i could beat you all off the lights and up to 130 - I just wouldn't be in my corsa, I'd be on my bike. ;)

Uh oh, don't lets go starting one of these cars vs bikes things again! ;)

To get back on topic, there's a lovely C*rsa round my way - it's white, it has huge bumpers and side skirts, a huge roof spoiler, and 4 tailpipes :rolleyes:

Why? It sounds awful, really farty, and it must be so slow...
McRearout
04-03-2003, 09:12
That Corsa's overcooked into the corner and is understeering like a good-un. That beemer is probably overtaking round the outside for fun. That's how fast a Corsa is. He probably stuffs into the side of the beemer he's so QUICK:rolleyes: .