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Dunk
27-02-2003, 13:59
Honkin down the A23 to my womans place in Hove last night... Three lane section. Nobody about.

Apart from a 911 Carrera on a 51 plate.

In the outside lane on the three lane section

Doing 85.

I arrive and sit behind for about 3-4miles.

Eventually get bored of waiting for him to move over, so I blast past up the inside.

Porsche remains in the outside lane.

Don't think anymore of it.

Stop at the Q8 garage at the bottom of the A23 to get some Growlers (Ciggies)

Porsche pulls in about a minute later, and pulls up next to my car. Him and his bird get out. I wander out to the car and.....

Him: "Nice move you pulled there mate. Nice and dangerous. What did you achieve? I'm not going to race some slow old rubbish like that" (pointing to the trusty 200)

Me: "Not at all - I got bored of waiting for you to pull over and let me past"

Him: "I shouldn't have to pull over for you"

Me: "I've got something for you then...."

At this point I go back to the Nissan and pull out a little book that's been kicking about in the glovebox for yonks

Me: "Here you are you tw@t, read this - it contains a whole fvcking section on how not to drive like the arrogant to$$er you are"

And with that, I hand him a copy of.......

THE HIGHWAY CODE!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha

He was speechless!

1-0

:cool: :cool:
SHELLAC
27-02-2003, 14:09
Dunk,
as i was reading this.the further i got the more i hoped that the final line would be something like"so i nutted him and his nose exploded"
But fair play to you ,nice move
Lets hope the irony of the situation wasnt completely wasted on the to55er
keep up the good work
Dan@DB-Power
27-02-2003, 14:13
Quality pure quality:D :D
Jeff
27-02-2003, 14:16
What an arrogant twat :mad: Would have loved to have seen the look on his face. You'd best go stock up on some more copies now Dunk :D
200sxer
27-02-2003, 14:19
LMAO:cool: :D

How dare he say old, what a fecker your cars the same as his and his IQ 01
Actual_Ben_Taylor
27-02-2003, 15:01
Dunk, I like your style :cool:
mambastu
27-02-2003, 15:02
Nice, what an arrogant bastard.
Jezz_S13
27-02-2003, 15:03
Originally posted by blobsta

I would have showed him the pop ups after 2 min of tailgating :D ;)

he could have done but Dunk's got one of them slow ones with the static lights. ;):D
mambastu
27-02-2003, 15:35
The Porsche guy probably mistook it for a Mk V Cortina ;)
Leon
27-02-2003, 15:37
It's a good job the A23 hasn't got any cameras on that stretch :)
Nice one tho.
Porker drivers (well new car ones anyway) seem to be making up for something...
mambastu
27-02-2003, 15:45
Had a chappie in brand new Boxster in front of me through town yesterday. Couldn't fail to be impressed by his 50 in a 30 antics and ludicrously loud music. :rolleyes:

Reached a 70mph dual carriageway and the Porker crawled up to 85mph. Last seen heading up the A24 followed by a rep in a Vectra V6 which seemed to be welded to the back of it, ho hum. :)
Dunk
27-02-2003, 15:49
Oh - forget to tell everyone

The Manta (which is the cars nickname with my hilarious colleagues) is now equipped with super gadget-tastic RADAR DETECTOR!!

I raugh in the face of speed clamalas now!
Dom_S13
27-02-2003, 15:52
Originally posted by Dunk
The Manta (which is the cars nickname with my hilarious colleagues) is now equipped with super gadget-tastic RADAR DETECTOR!!

Excellent you can start using my tactics, what you need to do is find a Nova driver, then rev you engine next to them and smile and wave, thats it they want to race you! Take them to where you radar bleeps and watch the look on there face after they see the flash :)
mambastu
27-02-2003, 16:19
What sort did you get Dunk ?
Dunk
27-02-2003, 16:23
Bel Euro 550 - top bit of kit.....

It even talks in a silly american accent.

Bit of Advice - don't buy it from a firm ooop north.

There's a guy in Farnborough that does em.

www.radardetectors.co.uk
thejames
27-02-2003, 16:34
Originally posted by SHELLAC
"so i nutted him and his nose exploded"

PMSL :D :D :D
Amdathlonuk
27-02-2003, 20:32
Originally posted by mambastu
What sort did you get Dunk ?

No you muppet!!

He meant WHAT SORT OF CIGGIES?? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:D
Nismo_Freak
28-02-2003, 08:22
OWNED!
Dunk
28-02-2003, 09:00
Originally posted by Amdathlonuk
No you muppet!!

He meant WHAT SORT OF CIGGIES?? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:D

Oh Sorry! - JPS Blacks.... Cos I'm a hairy arsed salesman of the worst sort.

Plus, I'm hard - cos I got tattoos!
Ripper
03-03-2003, 02:02
For the first time since school I was involved in a skirmish on Saturday night.

After two out-of-control knobs spilt beer all over a 93 year old (really:mad: ) I had to 'help' them outside.

Then it got a bit silly and one of the young men who couldn't handle his beer said "and what makes you so f*cking hard"?

To which I replied "cos I'm f*cking big".

Dozey twat.

Size can be important, you know.:D

Anyway, one of them ended up throwing a supermarket trolley through a bus shelter. Mr.Stupid then lost his footing and fell after it. There was blood EVERYWHERE!

And then he got nicked.:rolleyes: