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Leon
20-02-2003, 16:27
EDMONTON, Alberta (Reuters) - Canadian police in a frantic search for an abducted woman dispatched a SWAT team to her home before officers on a routine patrol across town found her naked and bound in the back of a car.


But police in Edmonton, Alberta, soon realised they had a problem -- she did not want to be rescued.


It emerged that the 17-year-old female and a man at the scene were engaged in a role-playing game, but not before the man was arrested and the woman sent to hospital for examination. She was less than co-operative, police said.


"She did answer questions, but she wasn't very forthcoming with the detectives. They pieced it together that it was some form of fantasy scenario on the part of the people involved," Edmonton police spokesman Wes Bellmore said on Wednesday.


"It wasn't so funny for us because we burned up a lot of taxpayers' money dealing with this."


The saga began just before midnight on Tuesday when a man called 911. He reported he had been talking on the phone to the woman when she said someone had broken into her house. Then the line went dead.


Police sent a tactical team to the house in west-central Edmonton, because the address had shown up on their records as the site of a previous weapons complaint.


"We had to make sure the suite was cleared by a tactical team in case there were weapons involved. When all was said and done, there were about 10 police units involved in this," Bellmore said.


About the time the SWAT team determined the home was empty, officers in another part of town found the car in a secluded area by a golf course, with the woman inside bound with tape and her would-be abductor outside the vehicle, he said.


"She was not fully clothed. She was in a state of ... she was naked," Bellmore said.


Police arrested the man, who eventually told investigators that the scenario was consensual. The woman refused to file a complaint.


"As far as our detectives can tell, there was nothing malicious about it," he said. "We really had nothing else to do except release everybody, probably with a stern warning to be more careful."


Police said they did not believe the man who called 911 had been aware of the nature of the events.
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milo
20-02-2003, 16:36
LOL :D

Not wanting to jump on the thread Starionman, but here's something along a similar vein. Well, it's a funny story anyway :eek:

My friend's younger brother went out with a woman last week. He still lives at home and so it was a big deal for him. His mother was dead against him going out that evening because he had an interview for a new job first thing in the morning. However, he went out promising that he would be back early.
He and the woman went out for a drink, danced a bit at a local club and she invited him back for "coffee." After the usual drinking coffee and listening to Motown, they ended up in bed for a bit of horizontal jogging. Anyway, to cut a long story short, they both have a fantastic time. Raunchy, filthy sex. However, it's now about three am so his brother says "I have to go home because I've gotta work in the morning." The woman takes him to the front door of her flat and as they're walking through the main room, she sees her knickers lying on the floor. "Here," she says giving them to him, "take these to remind you of me." He stuffs them in his pocket and leaves, promising to phone.

He wakes up at 7 am in the morning feeling like shit. However, he's got the normal morning stiffy. He starts thinking of the night before and becomes even more 'inflamed'. Then he remembers the womans knickers in his pocket. He takes them out and sniffs them. The memories flood back. So, he's certainly going to have a quick hand job at this moment but wants to have both hands free. So he puts the knickers over his head so that the gusset is over his nose. This obscures his eyes but he continues and has a pretty satisfactory hand job. After a short rest, he takes the knickers off his head so he can find the kleenex. However, he sees a cup of coffee and two slices of toast on his bed side table. His mother has come in and brought him his breakfast so he won't miss his important interview.

Leon
20-02-2003, 16:39
LOL
:eek:
LOL

wouldn't find that happening to me...
Mum never brings me tea and toast...

milo
20-02-2003, 16:41
hehehehe :D

Dave_S
20-02-2003, 16:48
Originally posted by milo
LOL :D

Not wanting to jump on the thread Starionman, but here's something along a similar vein. Well, it's a funny story anyway :eek:

My friend's younger brother went out with a woman last week. He still lives at home and so it was a big deal for him. His mother was dead against him going out that evening because he had an interview for a new job first thing in the morning. However, he went out promising that he would be back early.
He and the woman went out for a drink, danced a bit at a local club and she invited him back for "coffee." After the usual drinking coffee and listening to Motown, they ended up in bed for a bit of horizontal jogging. Anyway, to cut a long story short, they both have a fantastic time. Raunchy, filthy sex. However, it's now about three am so his brother says "I have to go home because I've gotta work in the morning." The woman takes him to the front door of her flat and as they're walking through the main room, she sees her knickers lying on the floor. "Here," she says giving them to him, "take these to remind you of me." He stuffs them in his pocket and leaves, promising to phone.

He wakes up at 7 am in the morning feeling like shit. However, he's got the normal morning stiffy. He starts thinking of the night before and becomes even more 'inflamed'. Then he remembers the womans knickers in his pocket. He takes them out and sniffs them. The memories flood back. So, he's certainly going to have a quick hand job at this moment but wants to have both hands free. So he puts the knickers over his head so that the gusset is over his nose. This obscures his eyes but he continues and has a pretty satisfactory hand job. After a short rest, he takes the knickers off his head so he can find the kleenex. However, he sees a cup of coffee and two slices of toast on his bed side table. His mother has come in and brought him his breakfast so he won't miss his important interview.

That sounds mysteriously like that scene in Human Traffic where he's giving himself one and he mum comes in with tea and sandwiches! lol

Dave

AshT_200
20-02-2003, 16:52
The classic scene is the Sheet Scene in Trainspotting :D

Bubble
20-02-2003, 16:56
LOL:D :D

milo
20-02-2003, 17:41
I have to agree - that's a good 'un :D