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Magazine needs material.
For Women is a women's erotic magazine published every six weeks. Their fiction guidelines are as follows: "We are looking for pieces of between 2,000 - 3,00 words. We are allowed to be explicit in the language we us, but the erotic content should be sensual, rather than crude. Some attempt should be made to incorporate a plot. Detailed descriptions of sexual encounters are often very erotic, but our readers also like believable characters and an imaginative setting for the action.
Please also try to avoid the following plot twists, which we receive more frequently than any other, and which have become increasinly hard to render in an original or surprising way: Woman has sexual encounter with a 'stranger' who turns out to be her husband/regular partner. Woman has sexual encounter with a stranger who turns out to be a ghost/vampire. Man has sexual encounter with a 'woman' who turns out to be a man.
If stories are being written in the first person, they should be narrated from a women's point of view. Generally, they should have a female charater as the protagonist.
Thought you guys might be able to come up with some ideas.;) :D
"The drunken man climbed on top of the woman and grunted, then he rolled off farted and promptly started snoring"
A bit short, but do you think I'll get cash for that?;)
shadowninja
16-02-2003, 14:12
*phew* i thought following on from a previous thread that you'd be asking for shots of us blokes lying on the bonnets of our cars.
Class story, Wak, I love the gritty realism.
curiously, hayley, what is the going rate for 3000 words? (given that it would take someone 3 or 4 hours to do...)
Originally posted by shadowninja
*phew* i thought following on from a previous thread that you'd be asking for shots of us blokes lying on the bonnets of our cars.
Why, are you offering. ;) :D
TAC, do you fancy making some money doing calenders???;) :D :D
I'm not lying on the bonnet of my car - I might dent it with my muscular buttocks:p
amcluesent
16-02-2003, 20:43
>Thought you guys might be able to come up with some ideas.<
Nope. Learning how to progam C#/.NET. Gotta keep focused...:(
if men like lesbian fiction, does the thought of two guys getting it on get the ladies "interested"?
Sorry, just always been dying to know the answer to that one...
Not personally, but can't speak for anyone else.:)
What that it doesn't do anything for me, or that lesbian stuff does something for men? :confused:
Originally posted by Hayley
or that lesbian stuff does something for men? :confused:
Fer pity's sake, why do women have such trouble with this concept?? :D :D
Nismo_Freak
17-02-2003, 02:03
If it pays money I'll damn near do anything at the moment. Hayley PM me some info if its legit.
And yes... lesbianism does drive men wild usually. As you see (usually) two hot females going at it and you can only wish that you were there to supervise or actively participate.
You are all weird. ;) :D :D :D
Don't you get enough sex of your own? :p
Yes it is legit. :)
shadowninja
17-02-2003, 09:40
Originally posted by Hayley
Why, are you offering. ;) :D
TAC, do you fancy making some money doing calenders???;) :D :D
i would offer but the paintwork's a bit dodgy with stone chips and scratches, there's a spot of rust that needs sorting and then there's the brake dust. And as for my car... :D
And I thought it could be sold in woolworths.
The men of the SXOC. ;) :D :D :D :D
Chris_thedr
17-02-2003, 10:37
Some attempt should be made to incorporate a plot
:D
and yes WAK, I believe you did attempt to incorporate a plot... The bloke was (naturally) drunken, after all :D
Nathan_200sx
17-02-2003, 11:09
Originally posted by Tombs
Fer pity's sake, why do women have such trouble with this concept?? :D :D
I know of one that doesnt ;) no make that 2:D.
anyway top marks to wak for the most realistic story :D but I dont realy think thats what there after. Women like to use there mind more than blokes thats why we have grot mags and they have 3000 word stories about the gardner in the potting shed on a bag of compost or sumink:rolleyes:
Nathan_200sx
17-02-2003, 11:12
Originally posted by Hayley
And I thought it could be sold in woolworths.
The men of the SXOC. ;) :D :D :D :D
And you think it would sell:confused: :confused: it would scare people. I bet Mat s would be 1st in the line though:D;)
I don't have that good an imagination, but I could write up my real life story of sexual encounters.... Wait a minute, Wak has already done that :( :o
"She gasped for breath as the smell of the tincture, available in the northern half of the island that it was Osvaldo's wont to frequent, washed over her in stronger and stronger waves until he stood in the doorway. The anticipation was almost too much for her as she felt his weight pressing her into the matress and she could not help but think back to three years ago, when she had first spied him leaning over the rails of the local ferry, making much the same groaning noise as he was now....."
"......and then it was all over. Wordlessly he turned from her, though words were superfluous in the presence of such powerful olefactory comuniques as his chicken vindaloo was sending perhaps silently, perhaps not, she would never know for she only had ears for Osvaldo's heavy rhythmical breathing that night....."
...or what Wak said, if you prefer.:p
Nathan_200sx
17-02-2003, 12:58
How about,
" He removed the rollup from his mouth and flicked it across the room at the cat, he scored a direct hit and the cat shot out of the room. She watched impatiantly as he removed his overalls fumbling with his left leg and nearly falling over. He turned towards her scratching his balls and swiging down the last mouth full of special brew. moving forward he groped her left breast with his oily hand leaving a black hand print (she loved this intence forplay). still in his socks and string vest he pushed her gently backward onto the bad. Seconds later he signaled he'd finished by letting out a victory fart while rolling off her and falling into a deep sleep.
He awoke the next morning, pillow stuck to his face with drool and bleary eyed made his way downstairs. on the table was a note, bugger she's run off with the milkman. who's going to do the shopping now."
Funny but your not really grabbing my attention so far. :rolleyes:
A suggestion, think 'Officer and a Gentlemen'. Add one of those American white navy uniforms and you've got my attention (mine and most women that I know) :D :D :D
Went down well for the chippendales. :D
Now where can I get one of them from. ;) :D :D :D
AshT_200
17-02-2003, 13:21
Originally posted by Hayley
Funny but your not really grabbing my attention so far. :rolleyes:
A suggestion, think 'Officer and a Gentlemen'. Add one of those American white navy uniforms and you've got my attention (mine and most women that I know) :D :D :D
Went down well for the chippendales. :D
Now where can I get one of them from. ;) :D :D :D
I went to a Black Tie Company Christmas party wearing one of those a few years ago. Went down really well:rolleyes: ;)
Angel and Bermans (Shaftesbury Avenue) do them for hire or sale.
Originally posted by Hayley
Went down well for the chippendales.
Like that photo didn't get annoying on the fireplace :rolleyes:
"She gasped for breath as the smell of fish and seaweed washed over her in stronger and stronger waves until he stood in the doorway. The anticipation was almost too much for her as she felt his weight pressing her into the hammock and she could not help but think back to three hours ago, when she had first spied him leaning over the rails of the battleship, making much the same groaning noise as he was now....."
"......and then it was all over. Wordlessly he turned from her, though words were superfluous in the presence of such powerful olefactory comuniques as his Salmon and Prawn Crumble was sending perhaps silently, perhaps not, she would never know for she was drugged and dumped overboard that night....."
We aim to please! :)
Originally posted by AndyT
Like that photo didn't get annoying on the fireplace :rolleyes:
:mad:
Shut up and do some work for a change.
Originally posted by Hayley
:mad:
Shut up and do some work for a change.
:eek:
He entered her, slowly, silently, tenderly, taking care not to cause her any discomfort. Gently he moved about inside, probing and questing, looking for the goal that they both sought.
On her back, staring up at the sky above, Madeleine could only think of one thing - and that was how fantastic this felt, how she hadn't soared like this since she was a small girl, flying a kite on the Yorkshire dales. Wind beneath her coat, she had been lifted onto tiptoes by the force of the kite, tiny in the spring sun dashed sky. She soared then, and she soared now under Adam's gentle caress.
She closed her eyes while he tenderly brushed the swell of her cheekbones with the side of one hand, the smell of him filling her nostrils. She gasped as he nuzzled the spot, drawing both of them together in the intensity of that second. She heard him draw breath sharply and, with her eyes still closed, she imagined his face at that instant - relaxed yet focussed, regal yet compassionate.
As Adam withdrew from her, she felt a sense of loss, a gaping chasm where he had once been. She closed her mouth, still tasting him on her tongue and feeling the pressure of his aura all over her body.
In the silence that followed, the clouds drifted slowly across the sky, throwing shadows down across her delicate features through the skylight. And then Adam spoke, his gentle voice soughing over her still prone form.
She wasn't paying attention so wrapt was she in the glory of those few minutes. But she heard three words slipping into her reverie
"Root canal work"
Now that the morphine was wearing out Madeline slowed in her soaring. She opened her eyes and looked at Adam.
"Same time next week?"
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