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yeager
06-02-2003, 20:33
It's bad enough dealing with cats when the case is off the server and i'm putting a new drive in... (is there nothing they wont stick their nosey faces into?) but why on earth do they pickup the screws, then deposit them in my shoes, so when I decide to go out to the shops it BLOODY hurts!
Phil L
06-02-2003, 20:39
the cat is obviously p1ssed off with you for something...
andyf
07-02-2003, 05:57
Cat? Pissed off?
Ahha ...

"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats
and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and
have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the
fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets
matted or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all
tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was
quite
surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was
down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a
line
cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her
accent
came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was
returned
to her. (see PHOTOS) She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat.
It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."

Gas in car to go to groomers $4.50
Cat car carrier $32.99
Grooming fee $80.00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed off cat -- Priceless!
andyf
07-02-2003, 05:57
and 2
dunc
07-02-2003, 06:35
:D :D :D :D :D
Tenman
07-02-2003, 06:54
Especially when one of my boys said "Tenman's looking at shaved pussy"

the quality of posts on this VBB never ceases to amaze me :)
Nismo_Freak
07-02-2003, 06:54
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

people from oklahoma have crappy excuses for a southern accent!
Yak
07-02-2003, 06:56
LOL :D thats one p!ssed off (and probably very cold) cat :p
Nathan_200sx
07-02-2003, 07:16
You bastid andy, me sides hurt so much now :D:D:D:D FAF
ELMO Owen
07-02-2003, 11:17
LOL!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.That is the funniest thing i've seem for a months.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
JB
07-02-2003, 11:58
You barsteward, I nearly choked to death. The whole office stopped work for a while cos we were all pissing ourselves.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
RichSeal
07-02-2003, 11:59
:D thats soooo funny!!! most of my office is on the floor too :D
symbol
07-02-2003, 12:39
:D :D :D :D :D even my boss :D @ that. :D :D :D :D
Ninja
07-02-2003, 13:09
if you missed it before this cat looks pretty pissed off too:D :D

http://www.blogjam.com/cute_little_kittens/images/0100.jpg
Algie
07-02-2003, 13:16
Quality post:D

Alg;)
AshT_200
07-02-2003, 14:30
I can't stop laughing :D:D:D:D:D:D:D Classic!
Wak
07-02-2003, 16:37
:D Look what you've done to Mr Bigglesworth:D