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Leon
06-02-2003, 14:41
Men who don't shave have less sex
By Richard Woodman


LONDON (Reuters) - Men who don't shave every day enjoy less sex and are 70 percent more likely to suffer a stroke than daily shavers, a new study shows.


A team at Bristol University who examined the link between shaving, coronary heart disease and stroke in 2,438 middle-aged Welsh men, said that men who did not shave every day were more likely to suffer a heart attack or stroke.


Over the course of the 20-year study, there were 835 deaths, they reported in the American Journal of Epidemiology. In all, 45% of the men who shaved less than daily died, compared with 31% of those who shaved at least daily.


Many of the excess deaths were due to higher rates of smoking and the poorer lifestyles of men who did not shave daily but the scientists said this did not explain their substantially raised risk of strokes.


The findings show that men who don't shave every day are less likely to be married and are more likely to be blue-collar workers. They also have fewer orgasms, tend to be shorter, and to suffer from angina.


"The association between infrequent shaving and death is probably due to underlying smoking and social factors, but a small hormonal effect may also exist," Professor Shah Ebrahim, of the department of social medicine, said in a statement.


He said the association with stroke did not fall away after discounting lifestyle factors and remained unexplained.


Ebrahim told Reuters the link between circulating sex hormones and beard growth was first established when a man on a remote island in the Hebrides noticed that his beard grew vigorously when he was about to rejoin his girlfriend on the Scottish mainland.


He said the low frequency of orgasm in men who did not shave regularly might be because they had low levels of testosterone or might simply reflect the fact that they were unmarried and had less opportunity for sex.


One possible explanation for the raised risk of stroke was that levels of circulating sex hormones in the body might influence the atheroma process in which fatty deposits build up in the arteries.
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Talking of which, my beard needs a trim...

andyf
06-02-2003, 14:45
Another fantastically un useful and boring research project proves to be... fantastically un useful and boring.

Maybe I should commission the University of Lancashire to examine the link between useless random university research projects and people that suffer narcolepsy.

200sxer
06-02-2003, 16:16
Is this shaving your face or elsewhere...

forget answering that I realkly don't want to know:o

"There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, it's really quite breathtaking"

braz
06-02-2003, 23:56
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BEING INVOVED IN THE NHS, HAVING LIVED AROUND CAERPHILLY WHERE THE STUDY WAS CARRIED OUT AND OBVIUOSLY BEING WELSH understand this study has the reliability of a 4.2 tvr. pile of crap never believe everything u read. We in the nhs have been known to tamper with results in order to get a study published. what it does not explain is that those who do not shave are likely to be smoking 30 a day, live on fish and chips and breakfast involves a can of special brew.

Leon
07-02-2003, 07:05
Originally posted by 200sxer


"There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, it's really quite breathtaking"

Especially if you
've had one or two beforehand and decide that the cutthroat razor looks like a good ide aI'd imagine...

Well, my head's getting shorn tonight, the beard was trimmed yesterday - so by all rights I should have talent flying in from every angle...
*looks around, twiddling thumbs*

stupid f-cking studies.
Pah

siranui
07-02-2003, 10:43
Interesting... I accidently found a web page devoted to shaving and sex the other day *cough*

Leon
07-02-2003, 11:32
*cough* indeed @@

GD1
07-02-2003, 12:29
Just dont cough while yer scrotum is being shaved!:eek:

Jeff
07-02-2003, 12:33
Originally posted by GD1
Just dont cough while yer scrotum is being shaved!:eek:
Hope you are not speaking from experiance GD1? :eek: :( ;) :D

GD1
07-02-2003, 12:39
No but the thought brought tears to my eyes, a clenching of my buttocks and a lump to my throat! Still having to clear my throat - its a lasting impression...