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[philrob2000]

HOW MANY CARS DO ONE LOT OF FECKIN ANNOYIN STUDENTS NEED?<<<<<<<< 4 Cars they now have outside my house and I can't park mine..The miserable ba$tards seem to find it funny (for the time being) to not let me park outside me own house !!!! One of them even kicked me little dog the other day. Anyone got a direct line to a localised terrorist organisation (Or GOD will do at a push) cos I NEED to sort these fu**ers out.....SOON.

[philrob2000]

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[Nismo_Freak]

Someone require my assistance?

<--- Heavily Armed Texas Mercenary from Hell :D

<austrian accent> I kill little puny british punks for breakfast! And I eat their mincy faggot bodies! </accent>

[philrob2000]

Just been round.....Amazing what a young girl in a dressing gown can do to quell the violent streak....Still can't park me car though but I'll give them half an hour to wake up.

Texas.. Wish you lived closer guy I'd take you up on the offer. (Being a puny british punk type person ;) ).

[philrob2000]

Oh for the want ov. :rolleyes:

[David_S14]

Originally posted by philrob2000
Oh for the want ov. :rolleyes:

"AK47 when you absolutely, positively have to park outside your own house, there is no substitute" ;)

[JB]

I presume you aren't a student, in which case you're likely to have a job that requires you to get up in the mornings. That being the case just turn your hifi on really loud first thing each morning to wake the lazy feckers up. They'll soon get the message :D

At the end of the day though, if it's a public highway with no reserved parking spaces there's not a lot else you can do :(

My old next door neighbour got the hump because we always park one of our cars out in the street in front of our house. We had one car in the garage, 2 on the drive so the only place to park the 4th was on the road. He went mad and called the police (who didn't want to know) and came round shouting the odds. As I recall the simple and oft used phrase
F U C K off you old G I T shut him up and he moved out shortly thereafter :D

[philrob2000]

Do pay for the council for the privlidge of parkin outside me own house so get pi$$ed off when some cocky little tw!t stops me doing it. I've lived here years and these F--Kwits have just moved in.

[philrob2000]

and they're even makin me guns ilegal now...Some people have no sense of humour. :D

[Tricky-Ricky]

Know how you feel mate! i have laid clame to the parking place outside my house, takes a lot of hassele to keep it though, i have to be pushie about it , and the other thing that helps is i'v fitted a CCTV to the front of my house! so i tell people i'v had my car damaged (which is true!) so please don't park there! and i don't have to pay the council (yet!) it works most of the time!;)

Oh the odd puncture helps deter !!;) :D

[philrob2000]

Had a word with neighbour, invited him in for a fight, he declined, feel a bit of a tw%t now but think I got me point accross. Is this good or bad?????

[Tricky-Ricky]

You could try knocking the fecker on his ass;) and the ask him if he'd like to do this every day!:rolleyes: probaly find the space is left clear!:D but you may find yourself in court!:( go for a camera and pu up a sign saying that its under surveylance! its suprising how people dont like to be watched!;)

[vega]

Originally posted by philrob2000
Had a word with neighbour, invited him in for a fight, he declined, feel a bit of a tw%t now but think I got me point accross. Is this good or bad?????

LOL :D

Mate, you don't need guns, you need knives, big f*ck off knives :)

Sounds like the start of a war to me :rolleyes:

Best of luck then innit ;)

[philrob2000]

Theres 4 blokes and 2 females (As mentioned b4 Vega):D The guy I spoke to looks bigger face to face than e does through the winda. ( Note to self ...Start workin out...or get the rotty out the back.).:D :D

[philrob2000]

Vega.. Just seen the little pic thing M8 .. Sorted.:D Had your suspension done then.:p

[arry]

i'd keep close dabs on your car now tho :(

tosshhhhhers will prolly hit you where it hurts most :(

[philrob2000]

Just let me 8 yr old go and ask for sponsership money LOL :D :D :D (Spot the ba$tard).:D

[vega]

Originally posted by philrob2000
Vega.. Just seen the little pic thing M8 .. Sorted.:D Had your suspension done then.:p

:D

[philrob2000]

Vega....Do ya think I might ov fooked it up wt th Blonde next door.

[vega]

The word "might" is a bit of an understatement mate............:rolleyes:

:D u plonka ;)

[Leon]

NEver mind the parking space - kicking little dogs isn't on... :mad:

*Starionman sharpens his sharpest knives, gets the machete and 2 axes out of the cupboard, recalls the airgun form the neighbour, re-elastic-bands teh spud gun, straps on the 14-eyelet DMs, gets out the flick knife, puts on a glove studded with those thingies you use for picking up sweetcorn cobs and goes to WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

[vega]

Calm down, calm down :D

[philrob2000]

She may like the drunken macho type:D :D (So I'm fooked either way). Oh well.

[vega]

You need a blitz nur spec, that ought to see 'em off ;)

[philrob2000]

Vince M8 ,,,Me Brengoose scares the $hit out of the locals anyway. keep tryin to pi$$ of the Impreza round the corner but e's not avin It.. ......Yet.